The time has come for me to sell the couch

HillsboroDuck

Wifey just got an unexpectedly large Christmas bonus today (like five times what she got from the same company last year).

First thing she says? “I am buying a new couch”.

She didn’t understand why I kept laughing.

PineapplePirate

She gone

HuskyJW

I have one she can use. Have her call me.

HillsboroDuck

HuskyJW said:

I have one she can use. Have her call me.

Very generous of you fren, just PM me your number and I’ll get right on that.

Bread

Just tell her to fuck off.

Swaye

HillsboroDuck said:

Wifey just got an unexpectedly large Christmas bonus today (like five times what she got from the same company last year).

First thing she says? “I am buying a new couch”.

She didn’t understand why I kept laughing.

But seriously, can I have some money?

UWhuskytskeet

She single?

minion_doog

Bread said:

Just tell her to fuck off.

PurpleThrobber

The Throbber will help her break that couch in.

HillsboroDuck

Swaye said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Wifey just got an unexpectedly large Christmas bonus today (like five times what she got from the same company last year).

First thing she says? “I am buying a new couch”.

She didn’t understand why I kept laughing.

But seriously, can I have some money?

Axe @UW_Doog_Bot

RaceBannon

BeerThirty

HuskyJW said:

I have one she can use. Have her call me.

is that what I think it is? If so, well played

PurpleJ

I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

Swaye

PurpleJ said:

I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

I got fired.

Domicillo

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

I got fired.

Same, but I also got a tin of shortbread cookies as a severance package

PurpleJ

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

I got fired.

Hahaha I just learned that you can't pick your family. So fuck you dad! You can't fire me!

UW_Doog_Bot

Swaye said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Wifey just got an unexpectedly large Christmas bonus today (like five times what she got from the same company last year).

First thing she says? “I am buying a new couch”.

She didn’t understand why I kept laughing.

But seriously, can I have some money?

That reminds me that I owe the red man some smoke. See me at the Rosebowl.

ZoneUW

YellowSnow

I too rely on my wife’s Christmas bonuses to pay for stuff.

HillsboroDuck

YellowSnow said:

I too rely on my wife’s Christmas bonuses to pay for stuff.

@BearsWiin POTD

DawgWagonDan

PurpleJ said:

I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

I got jelly of the month club...

It's the gift that keeps on giving all year round!