Condom prices are pretty cheap when you consider
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Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.
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Some women want to be moms at all cost but don't want to be honest about it.YellowSnow said:Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.
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True story...A few of my friends fell into that trap. Some antibiotics counter act the pill.YellowSnow said:Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.
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well if she’s taking both birth control and penicillin at the same time, you might want to pass, just sayin’
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Very true...sarktastic said:well if she’s taking both birth control and penicillin at the same time, you might want to pass, just sayin’
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No one else saw the racist black baby next to the condoms?
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Is everything racist? Asking for a friend,,,,,2001400ex said:No one else saw the racist black baby next to the condoms?
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Antibiotics, stress, weight changes, certain herbal supplements, etc. can decrease the effectiveness of the pill. “Perfect” use (taking it everyday at the same time) does have a 99% effective rate, but “typical” use (missing a pill here and there), you’re down to 91%. And yes, there are some pretty awful women out there who straight up lie about being on it, so 0% there.greenblood said:
True story...A few of my friends fell into that trap. Some antibiotics counter act the pill.YellowSnow said:Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.
I’m shocked @greenblood that your friends’ ladies’ primary care docs didn’t warn them...plus it’s usually marked on the antibiotic bottle and the pharmacist should’ve said something while filling the prescription. *Shakes head* -
Some women can’t tolerate it because of the side effects or pre-existence of certain medical conditions (high blood pressure for example).YellowSnow said:Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.
Plus, it’s not always the case you can get them for free. It all hinges on your income level and (assuming you have it) what insurance company you have. -
In my experience I always let them know that if they get preggo no one will ever find their body.
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You have to actually get the fat Mexican into your car before she has a chance to get preggo. So you’re good.Pitchfork51 said:In my experience I always let them know that if they get preggo no one will ever find their body.
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How do you know that baby is a racist?2001400ex said:No one else saw the racist black baby next to the condoms?
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Don't forget the snaggle tooth chick.salemcoog said:
You have to actually get the fat Mexican into your car before she has a chance to get preggo. So you’re good.Pitchfork51 said:In my experience I always let them know that if they get preggo no one will ever find their body.
Has 100 percent success rate so far
Although the only person I actually told that to is currently getting a PhD at Stanford so maybe I'm just a fucking retard. -
I'm told all black folk are racist.BennyBeaver said:
How do you know that baby is a racist?2001400ex said:No one else saw the racist black baby next to the condoms?
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Expecting people to use common sense by listening to their doctor, and reading prescription warnings, is a major flaw today.Doog_de_Jour said:
Antibiotics, stress, weight changes, certain herbal supplements, etc. can decrease the effectiveness of the pill. “Perfect” use (taking it everyday at the same time) does have a 99% effective rate, but “typical” use (missing a pill here and there), you’re down to 91%. And yes, there are some pretty awful women out there who straight up lie about being on it, so 0% there.greenblood said:
True story...A few of my friends fell into that trap. Some antibiotics counter act the pill.YellowSnow said:Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.
I’m shocked @greenblood that your friends’ ladies’ primary care docs didn’t warn them...plus it’s usually marked on the antibiotic bottle and the pharmacist should’ve said something while filling the prescription. *Shakes head* -
Anyone who trusts "I'm on the pill" more than the time tested "my name is (insert fake name and burner cell phone number)" is a moron who gets what they deserve. CLS thought my name was Tom for like 6 months. When I finally decided I didn't hate spending time with her I told her my real name. She was sort of pissed at first, but she got over it. And who doesn't like telling their friends "this is my boyfriend, Fucks Like Bull?"
Never ever tell some slut in a bar your real name. Always have a burner phone. Victory. -
So you agree with my "if you get pregnant I'll find you and kill you" backup plan?Swaye said:Anyone who trusts "I'm on the pill" more than the time tested "my name is (insert fake name and burner cell phone number)" is a moron who gets what they deserve. CLS thought my name was Tom for like 6 months. When I finally decided I didn't hate spending time with her I told her my real name. She was sort of pissed at first, but she got over it. And who doesn't like telling their friends "this is my boyfriend, Fucks Like Bull?"
Never ever tell some slut in a bar your real name. Always have a burner phone. Victory.
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I try to shy away from killing the white wimins. They track you for that shit. I just run off and she doesn't even have my real name. This is also why I live in a trailer. I can tow it to a new county in about half an hour. Ninja move, next level.Pitchfork51 said:
So you agree with my "if you get pregnant I'll find you and kill you" backup plan?Swaye said:Anyone who trusts "I'm on the pill" more than the time tested "my name is (insert fake name and burner cell phone number)" is a moron who gets what they deserve. CLS thought my name was Tom for like 6 months. When I finally decided I didn't hate spending time with her I told her my real name. She was sort of pissed at first, but she got over it. And who doesn't like telling their friends "this is my boyfriend, Fucks Like Bull?"
Never ever tell some slut in a bar your real name. Always have a burner phone. Victory.
I've always gone with Jake though. I've pulled off Jake for like 15 years -
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I'm a pussy who is afraid to get the job donePitchfork51 said:
So you agree with my "if you get pregnant I'll find you and kill you" backup plan?Swaye said:Anyone who trusts "I'm on the pill" more than the time tested "my name is (insert fake name and burner cell phone number)" is a moron who gets what they deserve. CLS thought my name was Tom for like 6 months. When I finally decided I didn't hate spending time with her I told her my real name. She was sort of pissed at first, but she got over it. And who doesn't like telling their friends "this is my boyfriend, Fucks Like Bull?"
Never ever tell some slut in a bar your real name. Always have a burner phone. Victory.
I've always gone with Jake though. I've pulled off Jake for like 15 years -
