Condom prices are pretty cheap when you consider

Baphomet

YellowSnow

Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.

Baphomet

YellowSnow said:

Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.

Some women want to be moms at all cost but don't want to be honest about it.

greenblood

YellowSnow said:

Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.

True story...A few of my friends fell into that trap. Some antibiotics counter act the pill.

sarktastic

well if she’s taking both birth control and penicillin at the same time, you might want to pass, just sayin’

greenblood

sarktastic said:

well if she’s taking both birth control and penicillin at the same time, you might want to pass, just sayin’

Very true...

2001400ex

No one else saw the racist black baby next to the condoms?

PurpleThrobber

2001400ex said:

No one else saw the racist black baby next to the condoms?

"Little Movers" LOL

Sledog

2001400ex said:

No one else saw the racist black baby next to the condoms?

Is everything racist? Asking for a friend,,,,,

Doog_de_Jour

greenblood said:

YellowSnow said:

Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.

True story...A few of my friends fell into that trap. Some antibiotics counter act the pill.

Antibiotics, stress, weight changes, certain herbal supplements, etc. can decrease the effectiveness of the pill. “Perfect” use (taking it everyday at the same time) does have a 99% effective rate, but “typical” use (missing a pill here and there), you’re down to 91%. And yes, there are some pretty awful women out there who straight up lie about being on it, so 0% there.

I’m shocked @greenblood that your friends’ ladies’ primary care docs didn’t warn them...plus it’s usually marked on the antibiotic bottle and the pharmacist should’ve said something while filling the prescription. *Shakes head*

PurpleThrobber

Sledog said:

2001400ex said:

No one else saw the racist black baby next to the condoms?

Is everything racist? Asking for a friend,,,,,

Raycis stereotype would have had the little mover on the side by the Magnum condom.

BBC, you know.

Doog_de_Jour

YellowSnow said:

Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.

Some women can’t tolerate it because of the side effects or pre-existence of certain medical conditions (high blood pressure for example).

Plus, it’s not always the case you can get them for free. It all hinges on your income level and (assuming you have it) what insurance company you have.

Pitchfork51

In my experience I always let them know that if they get preggo no one will ever find their body.

Has 100 percent success rate so far

Kaepsknee

Pitchfork51 said:

In my experience I always let them know that if they get preggo no one will ever find their body.

Has 100 percent success rate so far

You have to actually get the fat Mexican into your car before she has a chance to get preggo. So you’re good.

BennyBeaver

2001400ex said:

No one else saw the racist black baby next to the condoms?

How do you know that baby is a racist?

Pitchfork51

salemcoog said:

Pitchfork51 said:

In my experience I always let them know that if they get preggo no one will ever find their body.

Has 100 percent success rate so far

You have to actually get the fat Mexican into your car before she has a chance to get preggo. So you’re good.

Don't forget the snaggle tooth chick.

Although the only person I actually told that to is currently getting a PhD at Stanford so maybe I'm just a fucking retard.

2001400ex

BennyBeaver said:

2001400ex said:

No one else saw the racist black baby next to the condoms?

How do you know that baby is a racist?

I'm told all black folk are racist.

greenblood

Doog_de_Jour said:

greenblood said:

YellowSnow said:

Why do some women hate this free pill that works 100% of the time if you're not a retard.

True story...A few of my friends fell into that trap. Some antibiotics counter act the pill.

Antibiotics, stress, weight changes, certain herbal supplements, etc. can decrease the effectiveness of the pill. “Perfect” use (taking it everyday at the same time) does have a 99% effective rate, but “typical” use (missing a pill here and there), you’re down to 91%. And yes, there are some pretty awful women out there who straight up lie about being on it, so 0% there.

I’m shocked @greenblood that your friends’ ladies’ primary care docs didn’t warn them...plus it’s usually marked on the antibiotic bottle and the pharmacist should’ve said something while filling the prescription. *Shakes head*

Expecting people to use common sense by listening to their doctor, and reading prescription warnings, is a major flaw today.

Swaye

Anyone who trusts "I'm on the pill" more than the time tested "my name is (insert fake name and burner cell phone number)" is a moron who gets what they deserve. CLS thought my name was Tom for like 6 months. When I finally decided I didn't hate spending time with her I told her my real name. She was sort of pissed at first, but she got over it. And who doesn't like telling their friends "this is my boyfriend, Fucks Like Bull?"

Never ever tell some slut in a bar your real name. Always have a burner phone. Victory.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Anyone who trusts "I'm on the pill" more than the time tested "my name is (insert fake name and burner cell phone number)" is a moron who gets what they deserve. CLS thought my name was Tom for like 6 months. When I finally decided I didn't hate spending time with her I told her my real name. She was sort of pissed at first, but she got over it. And who doesn't like telling their friends "this is my boyfriend, Fucks Like Bull?"

Never ever tell some slut in a bar your real name. Always have a burner phone. Victory.

So you agree with my "if you get pregnant I'll find you and kill you" backup plan?

I've always gone with Jake though. I've pulled off Jake for like 15 years

RaceBannon

Hot birth control talk with @Doog_de_Jour

I want to give more money to this place