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OFFICIAL HURRICANE FLORENCE GAME THREAD

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  • Edwin_BambinoEdwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,943
    ESPN is splicing in Hurricane reports in the Wake - BC game, lol. I’m flying out of ATL right now back to San Francisco, if this hurricane wants to hurry up and crash my plane and kill me I wouldn’t be opposed, at least it would kill me before Utah and Browning do on Saturday.

    Also, I would take Wake Forests LBs in a fucking second over ours.
  • SFGbobSFGbob Member Posts: 32,202
    edited September 2018

    SFGbob said:

    Squirt said:

    A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?

    It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
    Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
    So, does the wife work?

    Jesus. So unmanly.
    Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,206
    SFGbob said:


    SFGbob said:

    Squirt said:

    A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?

    It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
    Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
    So, does the wife work?

    Jesus. So unmanly.
    Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
    Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

    Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,779 Founders Club

    SFGbob said:


    SFGbob said:

    Squirt said:

    A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?

    It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
    Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
    So, does the wife work?

    Jesus. So unmanly.
    Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
    Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

    Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
    Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
  • SFGbobSFGbob Member Posts: 32,202
    edited September 2018
    Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,206

    SFGbob said:


    SFGbob said:

    Squirt said:

    A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?

    It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
    Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
    So, does the wife work?

    Jesus. So unmanly.
    Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
    Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

    Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
    Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
    Didn't have to. That's the point.

    All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

    Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

    You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,206
    SFGbob said:

    Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?

    Brilliant come back. Starting to become clear to me why your're so poor and ineffectual.

    Sad.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,206

    SFGbob said:


    SFGbob said:

    Squirt said:

    A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?

    It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
    Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
    So, does the wife work?

    Jesus. So unmanly.
    Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
    Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

    Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
    Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
    Didn't have to. That's the point.

    All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

    Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

    You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
    I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

    Come after me!
    Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
  • Edwin_BambinoEdwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,943
    edited September 2018
    I thought this was a Hurricane watch party thread im so confused
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    SFGbob said:

    I have my priorities

    Your first good effort.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,948

    SFGbob said:


    SFGbob said:

    Squirt said:

    A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?

    It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
    Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
    So, does the wife work?

    Jesus. So unmanly.
    Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
    Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

    Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
    Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
    Didn't have to. That's the point.

    All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

    Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

    You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
    I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

    Come after me!
    Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
    Biggest mistake ever
    The one thing we can all agree upon here
  • Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,999 Standard Supporter
    edited September 2018

    SFGbob said:


    SFGbob said:

    Squirt said:

    A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?

    It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
    Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
    So, does the wife work?

    Jesus. So unmanly.
    Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
    Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

    Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
    Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
    Didn't have to. That's the point.

    All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

    Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

    You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
    I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

    Come after me!
    Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
    Biggest mistake ever
    The one thing we can all agree upon here
    Hey, I stand by my picks in the Record Shoppe polls.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,206
    dflea said:

    SFGbob said:


    SFGbob said:

    Squirt said:

    A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?

    It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
    Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
    So, does the wife work?

    Jesus. So unmanly.
    Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
    Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

    Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
    Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
    Didn't have to. That's the point.

    All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

    Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

    You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
    I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

    Come after me!
    Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
    Biggest mistake ever
    You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?
    Trust me. Race's occasional absences from the boards coincide with the location of Mrs. Racebannon. My Latina sisters don't fuck around. Axe Race. He knows.
  • SquirtSquirt Member Posts: 485

    SFGbob said:

    I have my priorities

    Your first good effort.
    I'll take, "Things No One Has Ever Said After Reading a Boobs Poast" for 100, Alex.
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