OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage
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Next purchase for carrying while wearing my speedo will be Keltec PMR30 .22 SWR Mag 30 rounds 13 ounces. https://www.keltecweapons.com/pistols/pmr-30
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We came to an agreementPostGameOrangeSlices said:Sorta surprised Swaye is allowed to possess firearms

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Turns out mescaline, weed and guns all work as currency in SoCal's barter economy.RaceBannon said:
We came to an agreementPostGameOrangeSlices said:Sorta surprised Swaye is allowed to possess firearms

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I can recommend the Walther PPQ Navy.minion_doog said:
Beauty. You got a can for it? Coincidentally I'm considering the same, sans tactical, to replace a HK P2000SK. VP9 or P30 are what I've narrowed to. Love my USP 45Swaye said:minion_doog said:
What did you get?Swaye said:Gun store just called to tell me my new gun is in. So, at least I will have a nice new pistol to shoot myself with if Shitsox does his normal thing.


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For when you have to take down a guy and 4 of squad too. And shoot out their tires. And have a few rounds to shoot randomly into the sky.Ice_Holmvik said:Next purchase for carrying while wearing my speedo will be Keltec PMR30 .22 SWR Mag 30 rounds 13 ounces. https://www.keltecweapons.com/pistols/pmr-30
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You know why you were flagged.whlinder said:
you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?MisterEm said:
Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid. -
Or maybe they just don't fear teams led by noodle armed divas.dOgmaster said:Maybe the lack of trash talk is because their fans don’t see uw as a real challenge. They are in the SEC!!!! I doubt the football team thinks like that, if they have watched any film.
If this game was west of the mississippi they would shit thier pants.
Fuck the sec!
Save yourself the trouble and start the post-game bender now. Even impartial nfl scouts can't get through Browning's film without gorging their eyes out.
"I get upset watching this tape. It unjustly oppressed an offense that could have been impossibly explosive in the past couple of seasons, and all signs indicate it will again."
https://thedraftnetwork.com/2018/08/09/washington-qb-jake-browning-scouting-process-over-results/ -
Fuck all of you on your lose assholes
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Haha, great articke. If the doogs read that there is going to be a mad rush to the I-5 bridge.dipwad said:
Or maybe they just don't fear teams led by noodle armed divas.dOgmaster said:Maybe the lack of trash talk is because their fans don’t see uw as a real challenge. They are in the SEC!!!! I doubt the football team thinks like that, if they have watched any film.
If this game was west of the mississippi they would shit thier pants.
Fuck the sec!
Save yourself the trouble and start the post-game bender now. Even impartial nfl scouts can't get through Browning's film without gorging their eyes out.
"I get upset watching this tape. It unjustly oppressed an offense that could have been impossibly explosive in the past couple of seasons, and all signs indicate it will again."
https://thedraftnetwork.com/2018/08/09/washington-qb-jake-browning-scouting-process-over-results/ -
I joined to enlighten you all.
So you all know half of Alabama will arrive tomorrow. You will be vastly outnumbered. I live in Auburn and its slammed here tonight. Auburn fans would much rather party here tonight and take the short drive tomorrow to ATL.
Nobody is worried about Washington. Nobody even knows who the huskies are. If you win we don’t care we still have the whole year to play. That said we fully expect to win but we don’t play well in that stadium. If this was at Jordan Hare, especially at night, it wouldn’t even be close. Speaking of so called panzies you all are the ones that want the roof closed cause its humid out. Our Defense will do the talking for us. This ain’t the Pac 12 or some lame bowl game against UCF. Auburn will be ready tomorrow.
On the UGA and Bammer fans. First of all 90 percent of them have never been to a game and surely didn’t graduate from those schools. UGA has the worst fans in the country. If you were playing them tomorrow they would start fights with everyone win or lose. They even go after pregnant women. They are pure garbage. And yes they hate Auburn because we beat them all the time. Auburn has recently won a national championship, played in another one and has a recent heisman. What does Washington have? Or UGA?
Don’t expect trash talk from to many Auburn fans because it’s not like that with us. We don’t care. If we lose we will come home to our perfect little town and drive our Mercedes. Just telling you how it is. This is God country and that is always first here. If you want some trash talking book a game in Tally again FSU or come back and play UGA. Either of those fan bases will give you all you want and some. Southern people are a different breed.
This is all meant in good fun and in all seriousness I hope we have a good experience with your fans tomorrow. Btw we all hate that new stadium. The Georgia dome was better and way easier to get in and out of. You will see that tomorrow. If your in the top deck the numbers for the rows are hard to find and almost on the ground. Try not to get mugged in downtown ATL tonight. It’s not the safest city.







