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    montyfranklynmontyfranklyn Member Posts: 119
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    Baseman said:

    Dude is 217

    He was gonna be 3rd string here.
    He's going to be a national champion here
    Probation and sanctions before that ever happens. Tosh's coffee cups shall be investigated.
    Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. We've won 5 titles and have had 5 straight number 1 classes. If we haven't been investigated by now I doubt it will happen soon
    Oregon fans said the same thing.

    Then we, yes the Hardcore Husky crew operating underground, got involved.

    Phone calls were made. Photographs emailed. Banking records and airline boarding passes, exchanged.

    Chip Kelly had a deal far richer than he got in the NFL on the table, waiting to be signed. Phil Knight. Yep. That Phil Knight. Nike Billionare. Oregon Duck impresario, was all in. The offer would have made Saban look like a piker. Then we came along. Remember Mark Emmert? Former UW president. Ohh? That Mark Emmert? ;)

    Suddenly, Chip had a revelation. “I’m going to the NFL!” Swinney was tanned, rested and ready and on his way to Eugene. Funny how a little birdy whispered in Dab’s agent’s ear. Whoops Yep. Mark Slingblade Helfrich.

    How’s Oregon looking right now? Sure, they’ve got a great recruiting class and an awesome strength coach they plucked from Georgia. How’s their record? Hmm? I’m hearing real Duck fans didn’t give a shit about watching last year’s Vegas Bowl. Wille Fucking Lyles? Ninja pleeze!!!!

    Which brings this back to you.

    Bama won with Mike Shula and Ray Ray Perkins. Winners win, right?

    Urbs might be looking for a new job. But, ohhh. Yeah. A looming hammer. Sanctions. Reduced scholarships. Black clouds.

    Can we say USC? Right. That SC who fucked us over and dropped a dime for some penny Annie shit back in the early 90s when we were the fucking steamroller of CFB.

    Reggie Bush was all set to be a Husky. Then SC came along. It took awhile but Derek Johnson’s crew worked the phones. Lots of Cybering shit. A little late to the party but wham. Hammer time.....Steve Sarkisian. Best play caller in America. Pleeze don’t take him Pat Haden. Puhleeze. Whoops!

    See where this is going?

    The train has left the station. Twitters. Instagrams. Recorded phone calls. Michael Cohen and Omarosa? Fucking amateur hour.

    Shits about to get real.

    Saban won’t get spanked. He’s taking his rings and fat wallet to the house. Willie Taggert and Cristobalin will be looking. Program builders. Opportunists. Bama bitches! Cristobal might even bring the best strength coach in the nation. Package deal.

    That’s how it works. That’s how we roll.

    Thanks for taking Ale Kaho. Hope he’s worth it. Sleep with one eye open. Yippee Kai-Yay. ;)
    That reads like Ugly Betty fan fiction

    To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.

    Sounds like Saban has lost his edge. Sad to see an old warhorse die in the traces.
    Saban does that every class. No matter what, he will go hard to the end for the player he has higher on his board. This isn't the first time we've gotten burned by this.

    Dude is 217

    He was gonna be 3rd string here.
    He's going to be a national champion here

    Each one of Saban's classes has won at least one title going back to his LSU days

    Yes, thank you. I too follow sports ball. Did you know he was in The Blind Side with Blake Shelton and Julia Roberts! Pretty sure he got the Emmy on that one
    Should have gotten an Oscar

    To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.

    You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.
    I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????

    https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA

    Fake timeline of events...
    Signs with udub Feb 7th
    Tosh gets wind of Kaho not in LEAP
    Tosh and Dad continue talking
    Bag gets dropped off in the desert(son don’t know)
    Father convinces son bama has spot open in the two deep. Son purposely fails class amid family trajedy
    Family paints perfect scenario of hardship/son not himself(all true btw, besides the 20lbs lost bs)
    Asks for release and granted
    Bolts for bama
    Dad 10 dimes richer

    Kaho signed on December 20th, the early signing period. If he had waited, he would have signed with Bama. Bama took a smaller class and wanted JJ Petersen more, but we 10RC decided to go with the 20th guy on their list in Pruitt, Petersen went with him. We were left holding the bag on signing day in Feb. and ended up taking a much smaller class than anticipated. That lead to firings
    LEAVE!

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    GilbystaintGilbystaint Member Posts: 1,061
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    Can’t wait for this shit to be over.
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    montyfranklynmontyfranklyn Member Posts: 119
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    Can’t wait for this shit to be over.

    Gonna be worse when we land Smalls
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    BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,365
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    Baseman said:

    Dude is 217

    He was gonna be 3rd string here.
    He's going to be a national champion here
    Probation and sanctions before that ever happens. Tosh's coffee cups shall be investigated.
    Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. We've won 5 titles and have had 5 straight number 1 classes. If we haven't been investigated by now I doubt it will happen soon
    Oregon fans said the same thing.

    Then we, yes the Hardcore Husky crew operating underground, got involved.

    Phone calls were made. Photographs emailed. Banking records and airline boarding passes, exchanged.

    Chip Kelly had a deal far richer than he got in the NFL on the table, waiting to be signed. Phil Knight. Yep. That Phil Knight. Nike Billionare. Oregon Duck impresario, was all in. The offer would have made Saban look like a piker. Then we came along. Remember Mark Emmert? Former UW president. Ohh? That Mark Emmert? ;)

    Suddenly, Chip had a revelation. “I’m going to the NFL!” Swinney was tanned, rested and ready and on his way to Eugene. Funny how a little birdy whispered in Dab’s agent’s ear. Whoops Yep. Mark Slingblade Helfrich.

    How’s Oregon looking right now? Sure, they’ve got a great recruiting class and an awesome strength coach they plucked from Georgia. How’s their record? Hmm? I’m hearing real Duck fans didn’t give a shit about watching last year’s Vegas Bowl. Wille Fucking Lyles? Ninja pleeze!!!!

    Which brings this back to you.

    Bama won with Mike Shula and Ray Ray Perkins. Winners win, right?

    Urbs might be looking for a new job. But, ohhh. Yeah. A looming hammer. Sanctions. Reduced scholarships. Black clouds.

    Can we say USC? Right. That SC who fucked us over and dropped a dime for some penny Annie shit back in the early 90s when we were the fucking steamroller of CFB.

    Reggie Bush was all set to be a Husky. Then SC came along. It took awhile but Derek Johnson’s crew worked the phones. Lots of Cybering shit. A little late to the party but wham. Hammer time.....Steve Sarkisian. Best play caller in America. Pleeze don’t take him Pat Haden. Puhleeze. Whoops!

    See where this is going?

    The train has left the station. Twitters. Instagrams. Recorded phone calls. Michael Cohen and Omarosa? Fucking amateur hour.

    Shits about to get real.

    Saban won’t get spanked. He’s taking his rings and fat wallet to the house. Willie Taggert and Cristobalin will be looking. Program builders. Opportunists. Bama bitches! Cristobal might even bring the best strength coach in the nation. Package deal.

    That’s how it works. That’s how we roll.

    Thanks for taking Ale Kaho. Hope he’s worth it. Sleep with one eye open. Yippee Kai-Yay. ;)
    That reads like Ugly Betty fan fiction
    Thanks Icarus.
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    minion_doogminion_doog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,946
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    Dude is 217

    He was gonna be 3rd string here.
    He's going to be a national champion here

    Each one of Saban's classes has won at least one title going back to his LSU days

    Yes, thank you. I too follow sports ball. Did you know he was in The Blind Side with Blake Shelton and Julia Roberts! Pretty sure he got the Emmy on that one
    Should have gotten an Oscar
    Never heard of em. Sounds short and white, slow strategy try-hard. Pass
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    montyfranklynmontyfranklyn Member Posts: 119
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    dnc said:

    Can’t wait for this shit to be over.

    Gonna be worse when we land Smalls
    We?
    We, as in Alabama. I include myself because Im an alum.
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    no_uhno_uh Member Posts: 760
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    dnc said:

    Can’t wait for this shit to be over.

    Gonna be worse when we land Smalls
    We?
    We, as in Alabama. I include myself because Im an alum.
    Sidewalk alum =/= alum. HTH.
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    montyfranklynmontyfranklyn Member Posts: 119
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    dnc said:

    Can’t wait for this shit to be over.

    Gonna be worse when we land Smalls
    We?
    We, as in Alabama. I include myself because Im an alum.
    Nice, what position did you play?
    In high school I played Free Safety B)
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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,749
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    edited August 2018

    To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.

    You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.
    Upvoted for great phrasing.
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    BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
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    To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.

    You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.
    I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????

    https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA
    It wasn't no compromise dick head. They were tears of joy. Going to Alabama was the compromise to help out his broke dad.
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    BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
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    Can’t wait for this shit to be over.

    Gonna be worse when we land Smalls
    Suck a dick cunt.
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    UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,237
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    Baseman said:

    Dude is 217

    He was gonna be 3rd string here.
    He's going to be a national champion here
    Probation and sanctions before that ever happens. Tosh's coffee cups shall be investigated.
    Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. We've won 5 titles and have had 5 straight number 1 classes. If we haven't been investigated by now I doubt it will happen soon
    Oregon fans said the same thing.

    Then we, yes the Hardcore Husky crew operating underground, got involved.

    Phone calls were made. Photographs emailed. Banking records and airline boarding passes, exchanged.

    Chip Kelly had a deal far richer than he got in the NFL on the table, waiting to be signed. Phil Knight. Yep. That Phil Knight. Nike Billionare. Oregon Duck impresario, was all in. The offer would have made Saban look like a piker. Then we came along. Remember Mark Emmert? Former UW president. Ohh? That Mark Emmert? ;)

    Suddenly, Chip had a revelation. “I’m going to the NFL!” Swinney was tanned, rested and ready and on his way to Eugene. Funny how a little birdy whispered in Dab’s agent’s ear. Whoops Yep. Mark Slingblade Helfrich.

    How’s Oregon looking right now? Sure, they’ve got a great recruiting class and an awesome strength coach they plucked from Georgia. How’s their record? Hmm? I’m hearing real Duck fans didn’t give a shit about watching last year’s Vegas Bowl. Wille Fucking Lyles? Ninja pleeze!!!!

    Which brings this back to you.

    Bama won with Mike Shula and Ray Ray Perkins. Winners win, right?

    Urbs might be looking for a new job. But, ohhh. Yeah. A looming hammer. Sanctions. Reduced scholarships. Black clouds.

    Can we say USC? Right. That SC who fucked us over and dropped a dime for some penny Annie shit back in the early 90s when we were the fucking steamroller of CFB.

    Reggie Bush was all set to be a Husky. Then SC came along. It took awhile but Derek Johnson’s crew worked the phones. Lots of Cybering shit. A little late to the party but wham. Hammer time.....Steve Sarkisian. Best play caller in America. Pleeze don’t take him Pat Haden. Puhleeze. Whoops!

    See where this is going?

    The train has left the station. Twitters. Instagrams. Recorded phone calls. Michael Cohen and Omarosa? Fucking amateur hour.

    Shits about to get real.

    Saban won’t get spanked. He’s taking his rings and fat wallet to the house. Willie Taggert and Cristobalin will be looking. Program builders. Opportunists. Bama bitches! Cristobal might even bring the best strength coach in the nation. Package deal.

    That’s how it works. That’s how we roll.

    Thanks for taking Ale Kaho. Hope he’s worth it. Sleep with one eye open. Yippee Kai-Yay. ;)
    That reads like Ugly Betty fan fiction

    To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.

    Sounds like Saban has lost his edge. Sad to see an old warhorse die in the traces.
    Saban does that every class. No matter what, he will go hard to the end for the player he has higher on his board. This isn't the first time we've gotten burned by this.

    Dude is 217

    He was gonna be 3rd string here.
    He's going to be a national champion here

    Each one of Saban's classes has won at least one title going back to his LSU days

    Yes, thank you. I too follow sports ball. Did you know he was in The Blind Side with Blake Shelton and Julia Roberts! Pretty sure he got the Emmy on that one
    Should have gotten an Oscar

    To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.

    You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.
    I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????

    https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA

    Fake timeline of events...
    Signs with udub Feb 7th
    Tosh gets wind of Kaho not in LEAP
    Tosh and Dad continue talking
    Bag gets dropped off in the desert(son don’t know)
    Father convinces son bama has spot open in the two deep. Son purposely fails class amid family trajedy
    Family paints perfect scenario of hardship/son not himself(all true btw, besides the 20lbs lost bs)
    Asks for release and granted
    Bolts for bama
    Dad 10 dimes richer

    Kaho signed on December 20th, the early signing period. If he had waited, he would have signed with Bama. Bama took a smaller class and wanted JJ Petersen more, but we 10RC decided to go with the 20th guy on their list in Pruitt, Petersen went with him. We were left holding the bag on signing day in Feb. and ended up taking a much smaller class than anticipated. That lead to firings
    LEAVE!

    Nothing like a quintuple post to show how much you don't care.
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    Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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    Baseman said:

    Dude is 217

    He was gonna be 3rd string here.
    He's going to be a national champion here
    Probation and sanctions before that ever happens. Tosh's coffee cups shall be investigated.
    Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt. We've won 5 titles and have had 5 straight number 1 classes. If we haven't been investigated by now I doubt it will happen soon
    Oregon fans said the same thing.

    Then we, yes the Hardcore Husky crew operating underground, got involved.

    Phone calls were made. Photographs emailed. Banking records and airline boarding passes, exchanged.

    Chip Kelly had a deal far richer than he got in the NFL on the table, waiting to be signed. Phil Knight. Yep. That Phil Knight. Nike Billionare. Oregon Duck impresario, was all in. The offer would have made Saban look like a piker. Then we came along. Remember Mark Emmert? Former UW president. Ohh? That Mark Emmert? ;)

    Suddenly, Chip had a revelation. “I’m going to the NFL!” Swinney was tanned, rested and ready and on his way to Eugene. Funny how a little birdy whispered in Dab’s agent’s ear. Whoops Yep. Mark Slingblade Helfrich.

    How’s Oregon looking right now? Sure, they’ve got a great recruiting class and an awesome strength coach they plucked from Georgia. How’s their record? Hmm? I’m hearing real Duck fans didn’t give a shit about watching last year’s Vegas Bowl. Wille Fucking Lyles? Ninja pleeze!!!!

    Which brings this back to you.

    Bama won with Mike Shula and Ray Ray Perkins. Winners win, right?

    Urbs might be looking for a new job. But, ohhh. Yeah. A looming hammer. Sanctions. Reduced scholarships. Black clouds.

    Can we say USC? Right. That SC who fucked us over and dropped a dime for some penny Annie shit back in the early 90s when we were the fucking steamroller of CFB.

    Reggie Bush was all set to be a Husky. Then SC came along. It took awhile but Derek Johnson’s crew worked the phones. Lots of Cybering shit. A little late to the party but wham. Hammer time.....Steve Sarkisian. Best play caller in America. Pleeze don’t take him Pat Haden. Puhleeze. Whoops!

    See where this is going?

    The train has left the station. Twitters. Instagrams. Recorded phone calls. Michael Cohen and Omarosa? Fucking amateur hour.

    Shits about to get real.

    Saban won’t get spanked. He’s taking his rings and fat wallet to the house. Willie Taggert and Cristobalin will be looking. Program builders. Opportunists. Bama bitches! Cristobal might even bring the best strength coach in the nation. Package deal.

    That’s how it works. That’s how we roll.

    Thanks for taking Ale Kaho. Hope he’s worth it. Sleep with one eye open. Yippee Kai-Yay. ;)
    That reads like Ugly Betty fan fiction

    To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.

    Sounds like Saban has lost his edge. Sad to see an old warhorse die in the traces.
    Saban does that every class. No matter what, he will go hard to the end for the player he has higher on his board. This isn't the first time we've gotten burned by this.

    Dude is 217

    He was gonna be 3rd string here.
    He's going to be a national champion here

    Each one of Saban's classes has won at least one title going back to his LSU days

    Yes, thank you. I too follow sports ball. Did you know he was in The Blind Side with Blake Shelton and Julia Roberts! Pretty sure he got the Emmy on that one
    Should have gotten an Oscar

    To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.

    You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.
    I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????

    https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA

    Fake timeline of events...
    Signs with udub Feb 7th
    Tosh gets wind of Kaho not in LEAP
    Tosh and Dad continue talking
    Bag gets dropped off in the desert(son don’t know)
    Father convinces son bama has spot open in the two deep. Son purposely fails class amid family trajedy
    Family paints perfect scenario of hardship/son not himself(all true btw, besides the 20lbs lost bs)
    Asks for release and granted
    Bolts for bama
    Dad 10 dimes richer

    Kaho signed on December 20th, the early signing period. If he had waited, he would have signed with Bama. Bama took a smaller class and wanted JJ Petersen more, but we 10RC decided to go with the 20th guy on their list in Pruitt, Petersen went with him. We were left holding the bag on signing day in Feb. and ended up taking a much smaller class than anticipated. That lead to firings
    LEAVE!

    Nothing like a quintuple post to show how much you don't care.
    FRANNY?
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    BaphometBaphomet Member Posts: 1,511
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    To be fair, he was going to sign with us initially, but we put him off for another LB. Ale decided to sign in the first period instead of waiting. Fast forward to February signing day, the LB we wanted, along with everyone else we wanted, signed elsewhere because Pruitt leaving for Tennessee. If he had waited we would have taken him.

    You know he cried when he committed to UW on his official visit in front of all the coaches and other recruits right? Mom wanted him at SC. Dad wanted him at Bama. He chose the place he wanted to be in UW. He'd still be at UW if his dad wasn't a broke bum in need of a hand out from Bama bag men.
    I'd cry too if that was my compromise. Coeds with tans or coeds that look like goth suicide girls????

    https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA
    I'm sure they're all enjoying their jobs at the Atlanta Hooters now.
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    Edwin_BambinoEdwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,943
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    Time to tie an anchor to this thread and let it sink into the puget sound for all tim.
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    Edwin_BambinoEdwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,943
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    It’s game week bitches
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