Urban to ND in 2019 confirmed. Catholics love a good forgiveness angle.
Nah, Urbs would be too radioactive there now.
The twatter hot-take of Meyer to USC sounds good up front, but with all the scandals they've had in the admin side, I don't think those scumbags could do it either.
I actually met Urban back in 2017. I got roped into watching my three month old niece while my sister got her hair done in Indianapolis (I think he was there crootin'). Anyways, so there I am, sitting in the waiting area of the hair salon with my niece and who walks it but the fucking man himself, URBAN. MEYER.
I was nervous as shit and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying and I am trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Coach Meyer but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up out of his chair and walks over to her. He starts running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong and I just replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Urban Meyer puts his phone down on the chair and picks my little niece up and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
I actually met Urban back in 2017. I got roped into watching my three month old niece while my sister got her hair done in Indianapolis (I think he was there crootin'). Anyways, so there I am, sitting in the waiting area of the hair salon with my niece and who walks it but the fucking man himself, URBAN. MEYER.
I was nervous as shit and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying and I am trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Coach Meyer but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up out of his chair and walks over to her. He starts running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong and I just replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Urban Meyer puts his phone down on the chair and picks my little niece up and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
god fucking dammit, gary, this is amazing.
when you said 'So Urban Meyer puts his phone down on the chair and picks my little niece up' i fully expected a 'he slammed her face first through the window, he was pissed, like he just got shut out in the cfb playoff' but you went the breast feeding route, did nazi that coming.
I actually met Urban back in 2017. I got roped into watching my three month old niece while my sister got her hair done in Indianapolis (I think he was there crootin'). Anyways, so there I am, sitting in the waiting area of the hair salon with my niece and who walks it but the fucking man himself, URBAN. MEYER.
I was nervous as shit and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying and I am trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Coach Meyer but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up out of his chair and walks over to her. He starts running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong and I just replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Urban Meyer puts his phone down on the chair and picks my little niece up and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
See, he actually does care about crying females. I knew this story was bogus.
Give me a break. So He may have known or not known that a peon committed dv. So he has to be put on trial worse than the alleged dv suspect was?
Here’s the thing, I ambled down to the hipster bar downtown this evening and had a seat after a bike ride and convo came free and easy. And one of the dudes came up with a great exercise. He asked what is your most controversial viewpoint. And the hot blonde around 22 y/o of Age on summer break from UO, called out the metoo movement. No pics so FYFMFE .She said that she’s witnessed so many b/s allegations and @Feld it was due mostly to shame and immaturity and if someone can’t stand up for themselves in the work place, it’s on them and equal pay for equal work has been a thing for decades.
I stated that illegal immigration hurts immigrants that went through the process and have hurt our native lower wage earners.
There was a moment of silence but there was healthy debate about it and most agreed, mostly.
I have faith in our younger generation where the rubbers meet the road in real life. They aren’t all buying into the hysteria.
Give me a break. So He may have known or not known that a peon committed dv. So he has to be put on trial worse than the alleged dv suspect was?
Here’s the thing, I ambled down to the hipster bar downtown this evening and had a seat after a bike ride and convo came free and easy. And one of the dudes came up with a great exercise. He asked what is your most controversial viewpoint. And the hot blonde around 22 y/o of Age on summer break from UO, called out the metoo movement. No pics so FYFMFE .She said that she’s witnessed so many b/s allegations and @Feld it was due mostly to shame and immaturity and if someone can’t stand up for themselves in the work place, it’s on them and equal pay for equal work has been a thing for decades.
I stated that illegal immigration hurts immigrants that went through the process and have hurt our native lower wage earners.
There was a moment of silence but there was healthy debate about it and most agreed, mostly.
I have faith in our younger generation where the rubbers meet the road in real life. They aren’t all buying into the hysteria.
I actually met Urban back in 2017. I got roped into watching my three month old niece while my sister got her hair done in Indianapolis (I think he was there crootin'). Anyways, so there I am, sitting in the waiting area of the hair salon with my niece and who walks it but the fucking man himself, URBAN. MEYER.
I was nervous as shit and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying and I am trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Coach Meyer but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up out of his chair and walks over to her. He starts running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong and I just replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Urban Meyer puts his phone down on the chair and picks my little niece up and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
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Urbz to Oregon after a year off cook it!
- Lucretius
- Michael Scott
Fuck em
I was nervous as shit and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying and I am trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Coach Meyer but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up out of his chair and walks over to her. He starts running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong and I just replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Urban Meyer puts his phone down on the chair and picks my little niece up and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
when you said 'So Urban Meyer puts his phone down on the chair and picks my little niece up' i fully expected a 'he slammed her face first through the window, he was pissed, like he just got shut out in the cfb playoff' but you went the breast feeding route, did nazi that coming.
a++++++++++++++ effort, would read again.
Here’s the thing, I ambled down to the hipster bar downtown this evening and had a seat after a bike ride and convo came free and easy. And one of the dudes came up with a great exercise. He asked what is your most controversial viewpoint. And the hot blonde around 22 y/o of Age on summer break from UO, called out the metoo movement. No pics so FYFMFE .She said that she’s witnessed so many b/s allegations and @Feld it was due mostly to shame and immaturity and if someone can’t stand up for themselves in the work place, it’s on them and equal pay for equal work has been a thing for decades.
I stated that illegal immigration hurts immigrants that went through the process and have hurt our native lower wage earners.
There was a moment of silence but there was healthy debate about it and most agreed, mostly.
I have faith in our younger generation where the rubbers meet the road in real life. They aren’t all buying into the hysteria.
I for one think He’ll enjoy his Coffee walks to Martin Stadium in 2020 though.
contract does not say 'if a mediocre WR coach beats the shit out of his wife then he must be fired"
doesnt EXPLICITLY say that
any tOSU coach can beat the shit out of his wife and urb doesn't have to report it, provided it happens off campus.
these people shit in coolers, these people also vote.
edit:
allegedly people cannot READ A CONTRACT!