Okay I'm calling it right now

Dennis_DeYoung2017

PurpleBaze

81 would have been a better score, IMHO.

Swaye

I am just happy Dennis posts here at all.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

I am just happy Dennis posts loses his mind here at all.

AuburnFan

I mean Stidham is a 1st rounder and all

But let’s go 35-21 (Washington gets a late TD against AUs scrubs)

dnc

AuburnFan said:

I mean Stidham is a 1st rounder and all

But let’s go 35-21 (Washington gets a late TD against AUs scrubs)

I find it hilarious that you think you’ll score over 20 (let alone 35) on one of the best Defenses in the country

Dennis_DeYoung

I predict a nice 65-7 style drubbing, but probably twice that bad (130) and we won’t score.

So I’m going with 130-0.

RaceBannon

Something you need to know @AuburnFan

USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.

TTJ

Rather easily? Say 34-17?

PostGameOrangeSlices

AuburnFan said:

I mean Stidham is a 1st rounder and all

But let’s go 35-21 (Washington gets a late TD against AUs scrubs)

You are going to be pissed off come Sept 1st

UW_Doog_Bot

Dennis_DeYoung2017 said:

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Ok so I understand that some of you are domestic abuse victims from your wives and have a hard time asking her for Wam kind of wampum but what buttfuck can't spare $25 for how much time you degenerates spend on this website. That's basically $2 a month. I'm sure you spend more than that on Dorritos and Mountain Dew.

AuburnFan

RaceBannon said:

Something you need to know @AuburnFan

USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.

I'm teasing man ... I did mean it when I thought it was funny that the OP thought they'd score more than 20.

There's two good defenses here ... so although we both have great offensive skill players, I'm expecting more of a 28-24, 27-21 type of game.

AuburnFan

Swaye

AuburnFan said:

RaceBannon said:

Something you need to know @AuburnFan

USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.

I'm teasing man ... I did mean it when I thought it was funny that the OP thought they'd score more than 20.

There's two good defenses here ... so although we both have great offensive skill players, I'm expecting more of a 28-24, 27-21 type of game.

To be honest with you, we have two great RB's, and absolutely zero proven receivers.

no_uh

Brownshorts will get blown up in the 1Q (maybe as late as 2Q), scream at his teammates, and practically disappear the rest of the game. As is tradition.

theLSkid

56-7, only TD scored by a Murphy Pick Six. Browning gets a concussion early second quarter - forces Haener, yes Haener, to come in and go 3-14 with 14 yards and two turnovers.

minion_doog

no_uh said:

Brownshorts will get blown up in the 1Q (maybe as late as 2Q), scream at his teammates, and practically disappear the rest of the game. As is tradition.

When there’s live bullets flying and people actually getting hit and it’s time to really figure out who’s going to fight, I think people would pick him pretty high.

DoubleJDawg

minion_doog said:

no_uh said:

Brownshorts will get blown up in the 1Q (maybe as late as 2Q), scream at his teammates, and practically disappear the rest of the game. As is tradition.

When there’s live bullets flying and people actually getting hit and it’s time to really figure out who’s going to fight, I think people would pick him pretty high.

I mean, maybe

CuntWaffle

You seriously think we can score 0 with Browning at QB?

GaryFromTeenMom

https://twitter.com/RuthJRobbins/status/1025221349504036865

haie

We roll them and quooks go off about how this is the worst Auburn team in forever.