This just in from ND

RaceBannon

Easy way to gain weight

Get old

jhfstyle24

WeakarmCobra said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WeakarmCobra said:

jhfstyle24 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

whlinder

jhfstyle24 said:

WeakarmCobra said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WeakarmCobra said:

jhfstyle24 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

Sucks to be white

Try rowing instead

MisterEm

jhfstyle24 said:

WeakarmCobra said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WeakarmCobra said:

jhfstyle24 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

As a former washed-up college baseball player, enjoy the ride, spread your seed around the athletic department, and pick a STEM major.

HTH

huskyhooligan

RaceBannon said:

Easy way to gain weight

Get old

You sound fat.

backthepack

jhfstyle24 said:

WeakarmCobra said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WeakarmCobra said:

jhfstyle24 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

I can put on weight if I lift and eat well. But, I cannot cut weight, it’s starting to get ridiculous.

CuntWaffle

backthepack said:

jhfstyle24 said:

WeakarmCobra said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WeakarmCobra said:

jhfstyle24 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

I can put on weight if I lift and eat well. But, I cannot cut weight, it’s starting to get ridiculous.

Aren't you like fucking 14 years old? You probably weigh like 75 pounds what in the living fuck are you "cutting" for?

backthepack

CuntWaffle said:

backthepack said:

jhfstyle24 said:

WeakarmCobra said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WeakarmCobra said:

jhfstyle24 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

I can put on weight if I lift and eat well. But, I cannot cut weight, it’s starting to get ridiculous.

Aren't you like fucking 14 years old? You probably weigh like 75 pounds what in the living fuck are you "cutting" for?

CuntWaffle said:

backthepack said:

jhfstyle24 said:

WeakarmCobra said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WeakarmCobra said:

jhfstyle24 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

I can put on weight if I lift and eat well. But, I cannot cut weight, it’s starting to get ridiculous.

Aren't you like fucking 14 years old? You probably weigh like 75 pounds what in the living fuck are you "cutting" for?

I’m 6”1 195

CuntWaffle

jhfstyle24 said:

WeakarmCobra said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WeakarmCobra said:

jhfstyle24 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

2 pounds a week is fucking stupid. Do they want you playing defensive tackle for the baseball team? .5 - 1 lb a week max. Tell your team trainer he is a fucking moron.

WilburHooksHands

backthepack said:

CuntWaffle said:

backthepack said:

jhfstyle24 said:

WeakarmCobra said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WeakarmCobra said:

jhfstyle24 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

I can put on weight if I lift and eat well. But, I cannot cut weight, it’s starting to get ridiculous.

Aren't you like fucking 14 years old? You probably weigh like 75 pounds what in the living fuck are you "cutting" for?

CuntWaffle said:

backthepack said:

jhfstyle24 said:

WeakarmCobra said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WeakarmCobra said:

jhfstyle24 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

I can put on weight if I lift and eat well. But, I cannot cut weight, it’s starting to get ridiculous.

Aren't you like fucking 14 years old? You probably weigh like 75 pounds what in the living fuck are you "cutting" for?

I’m 6”1 195

I'm 6'5, 260