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What is soccer?
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This is a safe place, you don't have to pretend to be something you're not anymore. We're all rooting for you!PurpleJ said:What is soccer?
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Take this to the NOGAF Bored.
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I don't know what "soccer" is. I'm a football fan.
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I don't understand what is happening. I thought all MLS was out and proud, especially the fans.
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EDM - check
CTE outrage - check
Socialism - work in progress
You might as well embrace FOOTBALL now, dnc. Your pre-diabetic kids will feel left out when all their classmates are nailing European models and becoming world famous.
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I've always embraced Football, J.PurpleJ said:EDM - check
CTE outrage - check
Socialism - work in progress
You might as well embrace FOOTBALL now, dnc. Your pre-diabetic kids will feel left out when all their classmates are nailing European models and becoming world famous.
Now what is this soccer you speak of? You posted on the FOOTBALL board. Remember?
Futbol is for eurofags. 'MERICUH!!! -
I think you mean handegg.dnc said:
I've always embraced Football, J.PurpleJ said:EDM - check
CTE outrage - check
Socialism - work in progress
You might as well embrace FOOTBALL now, dnc. Your pre-diabetic kids will feel left out when all their classmates are nailing European models and becoming world famous.
Now what is this soccer you speak of? You posted on the FOOTBALL board. Remember?
Futbol is for eurofags. 'MERICUH!!!
Rugby and aussie rules fans are laughing at you. Man the fuck up and take off the pads! -
DNC lives in the south. You'll have to forgive him if he's a little bit slow and a lot a bit racist.YellowSnow said:I don't understand what is happening. I thought all MLS was out and proud, especially the fans.
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Sincerely, the boreds biggest SEC dick rider.PurpleJ said:
DNC lives in the south. You'll have to forgive him if he's a little bit slow and a lot a bit racist.YellowSnow said:I don't understand what is happening. I thought all MLS was out and proud, especially the fans.
Hopefully he knows what I mean when I smile at him and say "bless your heart."
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We want Auburn?dnc said:
Sincerely, the boreds biggest SEC dick rider.PurpleJ said:
DNC lives in the south. You'll have to forgive him if he's a little bit slow and a lot a bit racist.YellowSnow said:I don't understand what is happening. I thought all MLS was out and proud, especially the fans.
Hopefully he knows what I mean when I smile at him and say "bless your heart."
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So @PurpleJ Mrs Snow tells me Euro Soccer is tuff. She lived in the fatherland in summer 2006 for work and went to some World Cup matches. But she says MLS is for feegs so this is what informs my opinion re: the domestic product.
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I like edm.
Am not a soccer loving Euro bitch
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You are being converted and you don't even know it yet.Pitchfork51 said:I like edm.
Am not a soccer loving Euro bitch
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It's a physical and emotional grind, that's for sure. Many of the top teams play over 60 matches a year, in addition to international play and training. Overuse injuries are common, as well as collisions (no pads bruh). In fact, many European fans have a distaste for international play because they feel it over exerts their most prized assets. I can't count the number of promising players that have had their careers ruined by injuries at a young age. But most are pretty tuff. There is a young striker on the Swiss team that broke his ankle in several places, and tore ligaments, only to come back after a year of rehab to make the squad. The potential for re-injury is for him is very high.YellowSnow said:So @PurpleJ Mrs Snow tells me Euro Soccer is tuff. She lived in the fatherland in summer 2006 for work and went to some World Cup matches. But she says MLS is for feegs so this is what informs my opinion re: the domestic product.
I don't laugh at MLS for not being tuff, though. If anything, it's a relatively physical league. I laugh at them for no promotion/relegation, playing on turf, playing through the summer, being a retirement league, generally being about as skilled as the English 3rd tier, getting owned by Mexican clubs, and having fat neckbeard hipster fans that wear scarves in the middle of July. -
He's out of his cotton picking mind!PurpleJ said:
DNC lives in the south. You'll have to forgive him if he's a little bit slow and a lot a bit racist.YellowSnow said:I don't understand what is happening. I thought all MLS was out and proud, especially the fans.
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Although to be fair I am a German citizen.PurpleJ said:
You are being converted and you don't even know it yet.Pitchfork51 said:I like edm.
Am not a soccer loving Euro bitch
Also, I don't like EDM. #bornthisway
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Soccer is for poor people.
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Any good sport is for poor people. Poor kids are more likely to become professional athletes. It's their only way out, so they put in the effort.BleachedAnusDawg said:Soccer is for poor people.
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#FastStrategyPurpleJ said:
Any good sport is for poor people. Poor kids are more likely to become professional athletes. It's their only way out, so they put in the effort.BleachedAnusDawg said:Soccer is for poor people.
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Does fat neckbeard hipster soccer fan wearing a scarf in July go to Starbucks to talk politics with open sore oozing HIV fags that use the bathroom without buying anything ?
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Shouldn’t they have a celebration when one of them comes out as straight?
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France 4
Argentina 3
Great match. Sad! to see Messi go out early, but it was to be expected based on what I've seen from his teammates over the years. Is Ronaldo next? Stay tuned! -
REAL soccer fans would know that soccer is an English term that wasn't dropped until the 80's.PurpleJ said:I don't know what "soccer" is. I'm a football fan.
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I did know that, but it's 2018.UWhuskytskeet said:
REAL soccer fans would know that soccer is an English term that wasn't dropped until the 80's.PurpleJ said:I don't know what "soccer" is. I'm a football fan.
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PurpleJ said:
Any good sport is for poor people. Poor kids are more likely to become professional athletes. It's their only way out, so they put in the effort.BleachedAnusDawg said:Soccer is for poor people.
True. And the great ones are always giving back.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.clickhole.com/when-cristiano-ronaldo-heard-these-kids-were-playing-so-1825121710/amp -