I know we give him a lot of crap sometimes, but I could not possibly be more proud of our J

dnc

Tears of joy reading this. You go boy!!!!

https://twitter.com/martcw12/status/1012711649671831552/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1012711649671831552&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.espn.com%2Fsoccer%2Fminnesota-united-fc%2Fstory%2F3550474%2Fminnesota-uniteds-collin-martin-comes-out-as-gay

PurpleJ

What is soccer?

dnc

PurpleJ said:

What is soccer?

This is a safe place, you don't have to pretend to be something you're not anymore. We're all rooting for you!

pawz

Take this to the NOGAF Bored.

PurpleJ

I don't know what "soccer" is. I'm a football fan.

dnc

PurpleJ said:

I don't know what "soccer" is. I'm a football fan.

YellowSnow

I don't understand what is happening. I thought all MLS was out and proud, especially the fans.

PurpleJ

EDM - check
CTE outrage - check
Socialism - work in progress

You might as well embrace FOOTBALL now, dnc. Your pre-diabetic kids will feel left out when all their classmates are nailing European models and becoming world famous.

Now what is this soccer you speak of? You posted on the FOOTBALL board. Remember?

dnc

PurpleJ said:

EDM - check
CTE outrage - check
Socialism - work in progress

You might as well embrace FOOTBALL now, dnc. Your pre-diabetic kids will feel left out when all their classmates are nailing European models and becoming world famous.

Now what is this soccer you speak of? You posted on the FOOTBALL board. Remember?

I've always embraced Football, J.

Futbol is for eurofags. 'MERICUH!!!

PurpleJ

dnc said:

PurpleJ said:

EDM - check
CTE outrage - check
Socialism - work in progress

You might as well embrace FOOTBALL now, dnc. Your pre-diabetic kids will feel left out when all their classmates are nailing European models and becoming world famous.

Now what is this soccer you speak of? You posted on the FOOTBALL board. Remember?

I've always embraced Football, J.

Futbol is for eurofags. 'MERICUH!!!

I think you mean handegg.

Rugby and aussie rules fans are laughing at you. Man the fuck up and take off the pads!

PurpleJ

YellowSnow said:

I don't understand what is happening. I thought all MLS was out and proud, especially the fans.

DNC lives in the south. You'll have to forgive him if he's a little bit slow and a lot a bit racist.

Hopefully he knows what I mean when I smile at him and say "bless your heart."

dnc

PurpleJ said:

YellowSnow said:

I don't understand what is happening. I thought all MLS was out and proud, especially the fans.

DNC lives in the south. You'll have to forgive him if he's a little bit slow and a lot a bit racist.

Hopefully he knows what I mean when I smile at him and say "bless your heart."

Sincerely, the boreds biggest SEC dick rider.

Bless it indeed.

PurpleJ

dnc said:

PurpleJ said:

YellowSnow said:

I don't understand what is happening. I thought all MLS was out and proud, especially the fans.

DNC lives in the south. You'll have to forgive him if he's a little bit slow and a lot a bit racist.

Hopefully he knows what I mean when I smile at him and say "bless your heart."

Sincerely, the boreds biggest SEC dick rider.

Bless it indeed.

We want Auburn?

YellowSnow

So @PurpleJ Mrs Snow tells me Euro Soccer is tuff. She lived in the fatherland in summer 2006 for work and went to some World Cup matches. But she says MLS is for feegs so this is what informs my opinion re: the domestic product.

Pitchfork51

I like edm.

Am not a soccer loving Euro bitch

PurpleJ

Pitchfork51 said:

I like edm.

Am not a soccer loving Euro bitch

You are being converted and you don't even know it yet.

Also, I don't like EDM. #bornthisway

PurpleJ

YellowSnow said:

So @PurpleJ Mrs Snow tells me Euro Soccer is tuff. She lived in the fatherland in summer 2006 for work and went to some World Cup matches. But she says MLS is for feegs so this is what informs my opinion re: the domestic product.

It's a physical and emotional grind, that's for sure. Many of the top teams play over 60 matches a year, in addition to international play and training. Overuse injuries are common, as well as collisions (no pads bruh). In fact, many European fans have a distaste for international play because they feel it over exerts their most prized assets. I can't count the number of promising players that have had their careers ruined by injuries at a young age. But most are pretty tuff. There is a young striker on the Swiss team that broke his ankle in several places, and tore ligaments, only to come back after a year of rehab to make the squad. The potential for re-injury is for him is very high.

I don't laugh at MLS for not being tuff, though. If anything, it's a relatively physical league. I laugh at them for no promotion/relegation, playing on turf, playing through the summer, being a retirement league, generally being about as skilled as the English 3rd tier, getting owned by Mexican clubs, and having fat neckbeard hipster fans that wear scarves in the middle of July.

RaceBannon

PurpleJ said:

YellowSnow said:

I don't understand what is happening. I thought all MLS was out and proud, especially the fans.

DNC lives in the south. You'll have to forgive him if he's a little bit slow and a lot a bit racist.

Hopefully he knows what I mean when I smile at him and say "bless your heart."

He's out of his cotton picking mind!

Pitchfork51

PurpleJ said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I like edm.

Am not a soccer loving Euro bitch

You are being converted and you don't even know it yet.

Also, I don't like EDM. #bornthisway

Although to be fair I am a German citizen.

Maybe I have been converted

BleachedAnusDawg

Soccer is for poor people.

PurpleJ

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Soccer is for poor people.

Any good sport is for poor people. Poor kids are more likely to become professional athletes. It's their only way out, so they put in the effort.