Hey Coach Pete, how'd that big Summer recruiting weekend go?

FireCohen

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

In fairness, Bama hasn’t offered anyone in state that we haven’t yet.

maybe Tosh trusts the coaches

Tequilla

All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.

Until the class is finished fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place

Baseman

Tequilla said:

All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.

Until the class is finished fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place

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Ballz

Tequilla said:

All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.

Until the class is finished fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place

When this class is finished KB will still suck at recruiting soo...

AZDuck

Can't decide which bored is moar entertaining right now, this one or the Florida 247 TBS bored...

https://247sports.com/college/florida/Board/14/Contents/Mycah-Pittman-has-made-up-his-mind-119324276/

Mosster47

PurpleJ said:

I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

At least it will be in color.

Thebourbinator

Don’t worry guys, Coach K will have us back on track with all the dm’s he will get after the dead period from those 2020 kids!

Dennis_DeYoung

PurpleJ said:

I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

Me too!

greenblood

EsophagealFeces said:

I thought all of you on the bleach drinking bandwagon were a little premature, but I just poured a pint. I’m legitimately concerned at this point. If Nick Saban, who can basically pick whoever the fuck he wants, is offering kids in your state that you haven’t offered yet, you’re fucking the dwag. I get the “make a UW offer mean something” shtick, but come the fuck on, Pete.

This was the Helfrich strategy. It's a bold strategy Cotton

CuntWaffle

PurpleJ said:

I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

Signing 0 players gives us a better a shot at not signing a bunch of shitty players so I AGREE