Hey Coach Pete, how'd that big Summer recruiting weekend go?

Ballz

"Oh you know, Kennedy Lewis told us to fuck off and committed to TCU a couple of days prior to his official visit. We even told him and his parents we already paid for their flight tickets and they didn't give a fuck and still told us to fuck off. We told Josh Delgado and Mycah Pittman to fuck off in favor of Lewis so we got left holding our dicks and now our only hope is Joe Ngata who's in love with Clemson. Then the best out-of-state RB we've ever had a chance at signing told us to fuck off in favor of Ann Arbor, Michigan and douche bag Harbaugh. Oh and to top it all off we got zero commitments from our BIG recruiting weekend. That about sums it up."

It's been real guys. Gonna go drink some bleach now.

chuck

It's been real guys. Gonna go drink some bleach now.

Please do so. Fucking June of recruiting season stopped being bearable before June even got here.

If Ngata ever commits elsewhere I'll join all the premature drama queens at the bleach cooler.

UDubHusky23

Just one time I'd love for me to be able to sit down on a Sunday afternoon after a big recruiting weekend and just read one or two woofs from coach Pete! Just one time lol instead I gotta hear about our so called in the bad out of state recruits choose other schools and how Alabama had a better recruiting weekend with our own elite local kids

#shuttheprogramdown

dnc

StrongArmCobra said:

"Oh you know, Kennedy Lewis told us to fuck off and committed to TCU a couple of days prior to his official visit. We even told him and his parents we already paid for their flight tickets and they didn't give a fuck and still told us to fuck off. We told Josh Delgado and Mycah Pittman to fuck off in favor of Lewis so we got left holding our dicks and now our only hope is Joe Ngata who's in love with Clemson. Then the best out-of-state RB we've ever had a chance at signing told us to fuck off in favor of Ann Arbor, Michigan and douche bag Harbaugh. Oh and to top it all off we got zero commitments from our BIG recruiting weekend. That about sums it up."

It's been real guys. Gonna go drink some bleach now.

The fuck???
























STOp

Dennis_DeYoung

But still.

Quietcowskee

StrongArmCobra said:

"Oh you know, Kennedy Lewis told us to fuck off and committed to TCU a couple of days prior to his official visit. We even told him and his parents we already paid for their flight tickets and they didn't give a fuck and still told us to fuck off. We told Josh Delgado and Mycah Pittman to fuck off in favor of Lewis so we got left holding our dicks and now our only hope is Joe Ngata who's in love with Clemson. Then the best out-of-state RB we've ever had a chance at signing told us to fuck off in favor of Ann Arbor, Michigan and douche bag Harbaugh. Oh and to top it all off we got zero commitments from our BIG recruiting weekend. That about sums it up."

It's been real guys. Gonna go drink some bleach now.

Oh yeah, also.

EsophagealFeces

I thought all of you on the bleach drinking bandwagon were a little premature, but I just poured a pint. I’m legitimately concerned at this point. If Nick Saban, who can basically pick whoever the fuck he wants, is offering kids in your state that you haven’t offered yet, you’re fucking the dwag. I get the “make a UW offer mean something” shtick, but come the fuck on, Pete.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

In fairness, Bama hasn’t offered anyone in state that we haven’t yet.

PurpleJ

I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

Ballz

dnc said:

StrongArmCobra said:

"Oh you know, Kennedy Lewis told us to fuck off and committed to TCU a couple of days prior to his official visit. We even told him and his parents we already paid for their flight tickets and they didn't give a fuck and still told us to fuck off. We told Josh Delgado and Mycah Pittman to fuck off in favor of Lewis so we got left holding our dicks and now our only hope is Joe Ngata who's in love with Clemson. Then the best out-of-state RB we've ever had a chance at signing told us to fuck off in favor of Ann Arbor, Michigan and douche bag Harbaugh. Oh and to top it all off we got zero commitments from our BIG recruiting weekend. That about sums it up."

It's been real guys. Gonna go drink some bleach now.

The fuck???
























STOp

I meant it if I was speaking from Coach Pete's perspective. Therefore, the best out-of-state RB he's ever had a realistic chance to sign at UW and a kid I think will be a game changer in college.

DawgFader

FireCohen

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

In fairness, Bama hasn’t offered anyone in state that we haven’t yet.

maybe Tosh trusts the coaches

Tequilla

All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.

Until the class is finished fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place

Baseman

Tequilla said:

All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.

Until the class is finished fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place

POD Spoiler. Buy Enzyte. Buy it all.

Ballz

Tequilla said:

All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.

Until the class is finished fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place

When this class is finished KB will still suck at recruiting soo...

AZDuck

Can't decide which bored is moar entertaining right now, this one or the Florida 247 TBS bored...

https://247sports.com/college/florida/Board/14/Contents/Mycah-Pittman-has-made-up-his-mind-119324276/

Mosster47

PurpleJ said:

I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

At least it will be in color.

Thebourbinator

Don’t worry guys, Coach K will have us back on track with all the dm’s he will get after the dead period from those 2020 kids!

Dennis_DeYoung

PurpleJ said:

I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

Me too!

greenblood

EsophagealFeces said:

I thought all of you on the bleach drinking bandwagon were a little premature, but I just poured a pint. I’m legitimately concerned at this point. If Nick Saban, who can basically pick whoever the fuck he wants, is offering kids in your state that you haven’t offered yet, you’re fucking the dwag. I get the “make a UW offer mean something” shtick, but come the fuck on, Pete.

This was the Helfrich strategy. It's a bold strategy Cotton

CuntWaffle

PurpleJ said:

I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

Signing 0 players gives us a better a shot at not signing a bunch of shitty players so I AGREE