This new Oregon staff has blown me away. They have far surpassed any bullshit hype the Sark staff ever did. Everything goes with them. Obviously they have their usual sales pitch that involves their gay ass uniforms and facilities. But now they're using former players they never coached to sell Oregon, using previous Oregon success they had nothing to do with to sell Oregon, all the gay ass gifs they post usually involving their #MOOD to sell Oregon, talking about "winning a Natty" and "Taking the PAC" and "CaliFlock" to sell Oregon, trying to use the same lingo as the kids by saying shit like "lit" and "all the smoke" to sell Oregon; all while coming off a bowl loss in which they got smacked by Boise State! Watching UW embarrass Oregon's staff of clowns year after year is going to be so satisfying. Cort Dennison sold his soul and is never welcome back.
Will Jimmy Lake please tweet this and drop the mic on these clowns: "While others are quacking for attention the real savages are moving in silence."
Not 100% sure but I believe "Sco" is the same as "Go" but you use "Sco" if you identify as a retard who has been raped by your father on at least one occasion. Again, don't twist but that is what I've been told by my sources.
Going into Saturday morning, the Ducks have offered 312 prospects, 46 more offers than the 266 reported by WestCoastCFB on Twitter, and coicedently retweeted by Lake and Harris. The Huskes have offered 87, seven more than the 80 reported in the same tweet.
What's the big deal about this? Washington's coaches are trying to suggest you need to be a special athlete to get an offer from head coach Chris Petersen and the Washingotn Huskies. Well, that's how it reads anyway. And at Oregon? Anyone and everyone gets a scholarship offer. The spray and pray method, if you will.
You might not find a school who has extended more offers than Oregon so far in the 2019 recruiting cycle, but head coach Mario Cristobal is implamenting a plan he's learned from at Alabama under Nick Saban. And perhaps Saban knows a thing or two about winning national titles?
Yeah I don't GAF about the whole offer thing, but its still hilarious how much Oregon fans are outraged by Lake's 'shot' at them when he literally said nothing about them. Jimmy's the fucking best at getting the rival fanbases all riled up
Yeah I don't GAF about the whole offer thing, but its still hilarious how much Oregon fans are outraged by Lake's 'shot' at them when he literally said nothing about them. Jimmy's the fucking best at getting the rival fanbases all riled up
jimmy's shit talking is the next level shit. he definitely knows how to fuck with quooks and cougs
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What's the big deal about this? Washington's coaches are trying to suggest you need to be a special athlete to get an offer from head coach Chris Petersen and the Washingotn Huskies. Well, that's how it reads anyway. And at Oregon? Anyone and everyone gets a scholarship offer. The spray and pray method, if you will.
You might not find a school who has extended more offers than Oregon so far in the 2019 recruiting cycle, but head coach Mario Cristobal is implamenting a plan he's learned from at Alabama under Nick Saban. And perhaps Saban knows a thing or two about winning national titles?
https://247sports.com/college/oregon/Article/Oregon-Ducks-football-Washington-Huskies-Football-Recruiting-Rankings-Jimmy-Lake-Will-Harris-Mario-Cristobal-119287332/
and sark was carroll
in your heart of hearts you know you're doomed
You aren't fucking Alabama and Cristobal sure the fuck ain't Nick Saban you god damn knuckle draggers.
Who gives a shit? This is the Doogiest of all narratives.
I’m sure Keon Markham is sitting in his house masturbating to the text that we sent him that said he had an offer.
Obviously it meant a lot to Zach Charbonnet.
Smalls seems really impressed.
WHO GIVES A FUCK?
SIGN GOOD PLAYERS.