This new Oregon staff has blown me away. They have far surpassed any bullshit hype the Sark staff ever did. Everything goes with them. Obviously they have their usual sales pitch that involves their gay ass uniforms and facilities. But now they're using former players they never coached to sell Oregon, using previous Oregon success they had nothing to do with to sell Oregon, all the gay ass gifs they post usually involving their #MOOD to sell Oregon, talking about "winning a Natty" and "Taking the PAC" and "CaliFlock" to sell Oregon, trying to use the same lingo as the kids by saying shit like "lit" and "all the smoke" to sell Oregon; all while coming off a bowl loss in which they got smacked by Boise State! Watching UW embarrass Oregon's staff of clowns year after year is going to be so satisfying. Cort Dennison sold his soul and is never welcome back.
Will Jimmy Lake please tweet this and drop the mic on these clowns: "While others are quacking for attention the real savages are moving in silence."
Oh FFS you fucking doogs. Remember when it was the complete opposite for, you know, the last 8 years under Kelly and Helfrich? WINS matter, 70 to fucking 21 matters, not this bullshit.
This new Oregon staff has blown me away. They have far surpassed any bullshit hype the Sark staff ever did. Everything goes with them. Obviously they have their usual sales pitch that involves their gay ass uniforms and facilities. But now they're using former players they never coached to sell Oregon, using previous Oregon success they had nothing to do with to sell Oregon, all the gay ass gifs they post usually involving their #MOOD to sell Oregon, talking about "winning a Natty" and "Taking the PAC" and "CaliFlock" to sell Oregon, trying to use the same lingo as the kids by saying shit like "lit" and "all the smoke" to sell Oregon; all while coming off a bowl loss in which they got smacked by Boise State! Watching UW embarrass Oregon's staff of clowns year after year is going to be so satisfying. Cort Dennison sold his soul and is never welcome back.
Will Jimmy Lake please tweet this and drop the mic on these clowns: "While others are quacking for attention the real savages are moving in silence."
There's nothing wrong with using former players to sell the program. Come on. Likewise the past success of the Chip and Helfrich regimes. I agree that it is all very Sarkish. Be glad the shoe is on the other foot. I never thought I'd see these times renewed.
You're a massive toolbag pos if you're handing out 300 scholarships, comparing Eugene to Austin publicly, and publicly react to your rival who just flung you aside like it was Cal week.
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And an Oregon assistant responds with this:
Lol Oregon coaches suck at this.
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also eugene ranked ahead of cities like austin? uhhh
This new Oregon staff has blown me away. They have far surpassed any bullshit hype the Sark staff ever did. Everything goes with them. Obviously they have their usual sales pitch that involves their gay ass uniforms and facilities. But now they're using former players they never coached to sell Oregon, using previous Oregon success they had nothing to do with to sell Oregon, all the gay ass gifs they post usually involving their #MOOD to sell Oregon, talking about "winning a Natty" and "Taking the PAC" and "CaliFlock" to sell Oregon, trying to use the same lingo as the kids by saying shit like "lit" and "all the smoke" to sell Oregon; all while coming off a bowl loss in which they got smacked by Boise State! Watching UW embarrass Oregon's staff of clowns year after year is going to be so satisfying. Cort Dennison sold his soul and is never welcome back.
Will Jimmy Lake please tweet this and drop the mic on these clowns: "While others are quacking for attention the real savages are moving in silence."