Go to Hawaii for the laid back beaches and hiking. Go to Oahu for partying your face off in Waikiki.
Go to Maui for a honeymoon with every other newlywed couple in the US
It's cheaper to drink at home, and I've nevar had to go 3000 miles to get laid, condlolences. Maui is family-friendly. I have a family. Staying at an oceanfront condo in a complex that only had 3bdrm condos, so we're with other families and reunion types. Newlyweds can't afford this place
You can do the same shit on the Big Island with better beaches and less crowds. Trust me, im Hawaii superiority guy.
Why the fuck would newlyweds want a 3 bedroom condo? Cheap people dont honeymoon in Hawaii they honeymoon in Mehico
Go to Hawaii for the laid back beaches and hiking. Go to Oahu for partying your face off in Waikiki.
Go to Maui for a honeymoon with every other newlywed couple in the US
It's cheaper to drink at home, and I've nevar had to go 3000 miles to get laid, condlolences. Maui is family-friendly. I have a family. Staying at an oceanfront condo in a complex that only had 3bdrm condos, so we're with other families and reunion types. Newlyweds can't afford this place
Go to Hawaii for the laid back beaches and hiking. Go to Oahu for partying your face off in Waikiki.
Go to Maui for a honeymoon with every other newlywed couple in the US
It's cheaper to drink at home, and I've nevar had to go 3000 miles to get laid, condlolences. Maui is family-friendly. I have a family. Staying at an oceanfront condo in a complex that only had 3bdrm condos, so we're with other families and reunion types. Newlyweds can't afford this place
Stay at Don Ho's estate. Then pop off.
I snorted coke off the ass of a ho named Dawn once. Does that count?
Go to Hawaii for the laid back beaches and hiking. Go to Oahu for partying your face off in Waikiki.
Go to Maui for a honeymoon with every other newlywed couple in the US
It's cheaper to drink at home, and I've nevar had to go 3000 miles to get laid, condlolences. Maui is family-friendly. I have a family. Staying at an oceanfront condo in a complex that only had 3bdrm condos, so we're with other families and reunion types. Newlyweds can't afford this place
Stay at Don Ho's estate. Then pop off.
I snorted coke off the ass of a ho named Dawn once. Does that count?
Go to Hawaii for the laid back beaches and hiking. Go to Oahu for partying your face off in Waikiki.
Go to Maui for a honeymoon with every other newlywed couple in the US
It's cheaper to drink at home, and I've nevar had to go 3000 miles to get laid, condlolences. Maui is family-friendly. I have a family. Staying at an oceanfront condo in a complex that only had 3bdrm condos, so we're with other families and reunion types. Newlyweds can't afford this place
Go to Hawaii for the laid back beaches and hiking. Go to Oahu for partying your face off in Waikiki.
Go to Maui for a honeymoon with every other newlywed couple in the US
It's cheaper to drink at home, and I've nevar had to go 3000 miles to get laid, condlolences. Maui is family-friendly. I have a family. Staying at an oceanfront condo in a complex that only had 3bdrm condos, so we're with other families and reunion types. Newlyweds can't afford this place
I was at the beach on lake lugano the other day, nothing special
Plan is to hit Como/Lugano next summer on our way from Barcelona to Dubrovnik. Rome/Tuscany this November has already been bought and paid for
Lugano is sunnier and more spectacular than Como, IMO. I would cancel Tuscany and hit Umbria. Similar hill towns, fewer tourists, less attitude (Florentines are total fucking snobs).
My memory of Race's wife was in mid conversation I asked her if she liked Seinfeld. I started to quote Kramer and she said "I hate Seinfeld. Can't stand that show."
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You can do the same shit on the Big Island with better beaches and less crowds. Trust me, im Hawaii superiority guy.
Why the fuck would newlyweds want a 3 bedroom condo? Cheap people dont honeymoon in Hawaii they honeymoon in Mehico
If you live through it, I mean.
I recall watching an episode with my brother in law and he seemed mystified.