How long until pumpy gets his own TV show?

DerekJohnson

Gorst Nocturne

Accomplished fisherman and football expert runs a strip club

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

Gorst Nocturne

Accomplished fisherman and football expert runs a strip club

Fish Tawk: Thursday’s with Pumpy.

RoadDawg55

PurpleJ said:

He would fit in well on Faux's upcoming hit show "WTGWT." He could be the guy Rosanne cheats on her husband with. After Rosanne leaves her husband for pumpy, she finds him cheating on her with her son. It would be very progressive.

I don't know if I've ever laughed harder at a post here. I would watch this show.

RoadDawg55

YellowSnow said:

Ruth Roseanne wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

This scene would be Pumpy out for beers with his two coworkers Baabs and J from the Fancy Feast factory. J congratulates Pump for getting rid of the fat hag (Roseanne) before he unleashes this drunken rant.

Swaye

I imagine something like All In The Family, but in Maltby. And with black prostitutes.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Special guest Billy talks about how much the SEC blows

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

I imagine something like All In The Family, but in Maltby. And with black prostitutes.

So Franny is Edith?

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

I imagine something like All In The Family, but in Maltby. And with black prostitutes.

So Franny is Edith?

RoadDawg55

Swaye said:

I imagine something like All In The Family, but in Maltby. And with black prostitutes.

Roseanne walking in on Pup with Franny and a black tranny would be GOOD television.

TurdBomber

YellowSnow said:

Ruth Roseanne wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

I'm too lazy to read this poast, but I know it's Chin-worthy.