How long until pumpy gets his own TV show?

RaceBannon

Ya bearded cunts ya


Then he'd be gone for racism No warning, just gone

PurpleJ

He would fit in well on Faux's upcoming hit show "WTGWT." He could be the guy Rosanne cheats on her husband with. After Rosanne leaves her husband for pumpy, she finds him cheating on her with her son. It would be very progressive.

CirrhosisDawg

PurpleJ said:

He would fit in well on Faux's upcoming hit show "WTGWT." He could be the guy Rosanne cheats on her husband with. After Rosanne leaves her husband for pumpy, she finds him cheating on her with her son. It would be very progressive.

Or puppy could grab her by the pussy. Is she bleeding?
I like the first effort but it needs work.Gotta keep it real if the show is really going to be WTGWT.

PurpleJ

CirrhosisDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

He would fit in well on Faux's upcoming hit show "WTGWT." He could be the guy Rosanne cheats on her husband with. After Rosanne leaves her husband for pumpy, she finds him cheating on her with her son. It would be very progressive.

Or puppy could grab her by the pussy. Is she bleeding?
I like the first effort but it needs work.Gotta keep it real if the show is really going to be WTGWT.

He could grab it like a bowling ball and roll Rosanne down the lanes at the bowling alley during the breakup scene. Then hit the strip club in Gorst. Or should we save that for his own spin off?

CirrhosisDawg

PurpleJ said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

He would fit in well on Faux's upcoming hit show "WTGWT." He could be the guy Rosanne cheats on her husband with. After Rosanne leaves her husband for pumpy, she finds him cheating on her with her son. It would be very progressive.

Or puppy could grab her by the pussy. Is she bleeding?
I like the first effort but it needs work.Gotta keep it real if the show is really going to be WTGWT.

He could grab it like a bowling ball and roll Rosanne down the lanes at the bowling alley during the breakup scene. Then hit the strip club in Gorst. Or should we save that for his own spin off?

Now you’re talking! Before the spinoff, the show needs to get really cheesy with the love interest angle. How about he has a really hot daughter that he wants to date and he calls her a “piece of fine ass?” Gotta remember our target audience!

PurpleJ

I had him banging his son so we could get some white trash democrats as well. We gotta reach across that aisle if we want to be a hit TV show. Mass appeal!

CirrhosisDawg

PurpleJ said:

I had him banging his son so we could get some white trash democrats as well. We gotta reach across that aisle if we want to be a hit TV show. Mass appeal!

That is in opposition to God’s plan. Homosexuality is an abomination. This is NOT my? WTGWT.

Good day sir.

YellowSnow

Ruth Roseanne wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

DeepSeaZ

Pretty sure he is Rosanne Barr

PurpleJ

CirrhosisDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

I had him banging his son so we could get some white trash democrats as well. We gotta reach across that aisle if we want to be a hit TV show. Mass appeal!

That is in opposition to God’s plan. Homosexuality is an abomination. This is NOT my? WTGWT.

Good day sir.

You think the religious right is going to watch a show about pumpy?

CirrhosisDawg

PurpleJ said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

I had him banging his son so we could get some white trash democrats as well. We gotta reach across that aisle if we want to be a hit TV show. Mass appeal!

That is in opposition to God’s plan. Homosexuality is an abomination. This is NOT my? WTGWT.

Good day sir.

You think the religious right is going to watch a show about pumpy?

I just want to make america great again. I support puppy if he appoints conservative Supreme Court justices. (Except in the case of sodomy laws. Which I trust he will support.)

DerekJohnson

Gorst Nocturne

Accomplished fisherman and football expert runs a strip club

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

Gorst Nocturne

Accomplished fisherman and football expert runs a strip club

Fish Tawk: Thursday’s with Pumpy.

RoadDawg55

PurpleJ said:

He would fit in well on Faux's upcoming hit show "WTGWT." He could be the guy Rosanne cheats on her husband with. After Rosanne leaves her husband for pumpy, she finds him cheating on her with her son. It would be very progressive.

I don't know if I've ever laughed harder at a post here. I would watch this show.

RoadDawg55

YellowSnow said:

Ruth Roseanne wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

This scene would be Pumpy out for beers with his two coworkers Baabs and J from the Fancy Feast factory. J congratulates Pump for getting rid of the fat hag (Roseanne) before he unleashes this drunken rant.

Swaye

I imagine something like All In The Family, but in Maltby. And with black prostitutes.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Special guest Billy talks about how much the SEC blows

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

I imagine something like All In The Family, but in Maltby. And with black prostitutes.

So Franny is Edith?

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

I imagine something like All In The Family, but in Maltby. And with black prostitutes.

So Franny is Edith?

RoadDawg55

Swaye said:

I imagine something like All In The Family, but in Maltby. And with black prostitutes.

Roseanne walking in on Pup with Franny and a black tranny would be GOOD television.

TurdBomber

YellowSnow said:

Ruth Roseanne wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

I'm too lazy to read this poast, but I know it's Chin-worthy.