whOregon (lol!) paying assistants ca$h moneyz

AZDuck

Oregon is now in the top 5 of all programs in terms of assistant salaries, behind Alabama, LSU, Clemson and Michigan.

Oregon assistant pool (excluding HC):

2012: $2.76 million
2014: $3.27 million
2016: $3.59 million
2018: $5.35 million (with 10th assistant added)

RaceBannon

2012 Oregon >>>>>> 2018 Oregon

HuskyJW

Bidding against yourself is always special

PurpleBaze

The ROI is terrible.

Gladstone

Mario Cristobal.

At least they get two years straight of the new coach year 1 offseason optimism party. A true rarity.

CuntWaffle

So basically the more they pay their assistants the shittier they get?

rodmansrage

Kaepsknee

8-5 isn't free. But when you start out 5,,, shit maybe even 6-0 with that Walking Dead sched, Duckfan everywhere will proclaim that they're baaaaack!!! And it was worth it!!!!

And then they Beliotti out with a 2-5 finish and the fingers will start to point again.

But the best news is that noone will want to pilfer your coach this year. So.... CONTINUITY and ONE MORE YEAR in the system!!!!

creepycoug

salemcoog said:

8-5 isn't free. But when you start out 5,,, shit maybe even 6-0 with that Walking Dead sched, Duckfan everywhere will proclaim that they're baaaaack!!! And it was worth it!!!!

And then they Beliotti out with a 2-5 finish and the fingers will start to point again.

But the best news is that noone will want to pilfer your coach this year. So.... CONTINUITY and ONE MORE YEAR in the system!!!!

How are things over in the Paluse?

Kaepsknee

creepycoug said:

salemcoog said:

8-5 isn't free. But when you start out 5,,, shit maybe even 6-0 with that Walking Dead sched, Duckfan everywhere will proclaim that they're baaaaack!!! And it was worth it!!!!

And then they Beliotti out with a 2-5 finish and the fingers will start to point again.

But the best news is that noone will want to pilfer your coach this year. So.... CONTINUITY and ONE MORE YEAR in the system!!!!

How are things over in the Paluse?

Well... we? finally filled our coaching positions.


So Oregon will have a new QB coach in 2020, no doubt.

Pitchfork51

Gladstone said:

Mario Cristobal.

At least they get two years straight of the new coach year 1 offseason optimism party. A true rarity.

New coach > old coach

always

Gladstone

Pitchfork51 said:

Gladstone said:

Mario Cristobal.

At least they get two years straight of the new coach year 1 offseason optimism party. A true rarity.

New coach > old coach

always

HuskyClaws

AZDuck said:

Oregon is now in the top 5 of all programs in terms of assistant salaries, behind Alabama, LSU, Clemson and Michigan.

Oregon assistant pool (excluding HC):

2012: $2.76 million
2014: $3.27 million
2016: $3.59 million
2018: $5.35 million (with 10th assistant added)

That's going to be like $1 million/win this year

bananasnblondes

AZDuck said:

Oregon is now in the top 5 of all programs in terms of assistant salaries, behind Alabama, LSU, Clemson and Michigan.

Oregon assistant pool (excluding HC):

2012: $2.76 million
2014: $3.27 million
2016: $3.59 million
2018: $5.35 million (with 10th assistant added)

They're getting ripped off

IPukeOregonGrellow

salemcoog said:

8-5 isn't free. But when you start out 5,,, shit maybe even 6-0 with that Walking Dead sched, Duckfan everywhere will proclaim that they're baaaaack!!! And it was worth it!!!!

And then they Beliotti out with a 2-5 finish and the fingers will start to point again.

But the best news is that noone will want to pilfer your coach this year. So.... CONTINUITY and ONE MORE YEAR in the system!!!!

If we're? 6-0, it means we? beat Stanford and UW and are heading to the Palouse undefeated.

Hopefully, Hilinski and the Cuogs are ready for Game Day in that scenario!!!

UWhuskytskeet

IPukeOregonGrellow said:

salemcoog said:

8-5 isn't free. But when you start out 5,,, shit maybe even 6-0 with that Walking Dead sched, Duckfan everywhere will proclaim that they're baaaaack!!! And it was worth it!!!!

And then they Beliotti out with a 2-5 finish and the fingers will start to point again.

But the best news is that noone will want to pilfer your coach this year. So.... CONTINUITY and ONE MORE YEAR in the system!!!!

If we're? 6-0, it means we? beat Stanford and UW and are heading to the Palouse undefeated.

Hopefully, Hilinski and the Cuogs are ready for Game Day in that scenario!!!

Is that why he called it a Walking Dead schedule?

rodmansrage

UWhuskytskeet said:

IPukeOregonGrellow said:

Hopefully, Hilinski and the Cuogs are ready for Game Day in that scenario!!!

Is that why he called it a Walking Dead schedule?

lmaoooooooooooooo, dead.

theknowledge

AZDuck said:

Oregon is now in the top 5 of all programs in terms of assistant salaries, behind Alabama, LSU, Clemson and Michigan.

Oregon assistant pool (excluding HC):

2012: $2.76 million
2014: $3.27 million
2016: $3.59 million
2018: $5.35 million (with 10th assistant added)

I look at these numbers and this pops into my mind.

EwaDawg

HuskyClaws said:

AZDuck said:

Oregon is now in the top 5 of all programs in terms of assistant salaries, behind Alabama, LSU, Clemson and Michigan.

Oregon assistant pool (excluding HC):

2012: $2.76 million
2014: $3.27 million
2016: $3.59 million
2018: $5.35 million (with 10th assistant added)

That's going to be like $1 million/win this year

Owen12 laughs at you.

Pitchfork51

Gladstone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Gladstone said:

Mario Cristobal.

At least they get two years straight of the new coach year 1 offseason optimism party. A true rarity.

New coach > old coach

always

Jealously is a stinky cologne

haie

This proves Oregon is serious about football. In a desperate, win 8 games and give up less than 70 kind of way.