Ichiro to the Ms

Gladstone

Nostalgia! The fan experience! Disneyfication! Distractions from FO failures! Remember the 2001 team! ENDLESS TRASH!

greenblood

It worked with Griffey...right?

RoadDawg55

Just when the M’s couldn’t get any more pathetic.

greenblood

RoadDawg55 said:

Just when the M’s couldn’t get any more pathetic.

"They go and do something like this, and totally redeem themselves."

TheHB

My gawd things never fucking change.

greenblood

TheHB said:

My gawd things never fucking change.

It's still funny after 23 times...

Gwad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4mzaqJC4WQ

TheHB

Ichiro copping a feel then BRBJO

RoadDawg55

Gwad said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4mzaqJC4WQ

She needs a 5150.

backthepack

Only Steve Ballmer could make a more autistic move (literally lol).

doogie

When’s Ichiro bobble head night?

DerekJohnson

this has to be a joke

greenblood

DerekJohnson said:

this has to be a joke

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/22656191/seattle-mariners-working-finalize-one-year-deal-ichiro-suzuki

Sadly...no

Hippopeteamus

Apparently Ichiro has giving up on trying to win a world series and has resigned himself to retiring with the M's.

TurdBomber

Ex Mariners are like Salmon, returning to feebly spawn one last time, then die.

RaceBannon

CuntWaffle

Can't wait to watch Ichiro while holding my $14 hipster IPA and socializing with all the fans at the game wearing their Sounders and Jaime Moyer jerseys while tweeting #WhereIRoot all the way to a 10 game under .500 season!

greenblood

CuntWaffle said:

Can't wait to watch Ichiro while holding my $14 hipster IPA and socializing with all the fans at the game wearing their Sounders and Jaime Moyer jerseys while tweeting #WhereIRoot all the way to a 10 game under .500 season!

This is team is going to finish just above .500 but about 3-4 games outside of the wildcard. Then, they can sell you on the wait till next year garbage. That's their business model. I'm thinking 82-80

doogie

I’m thinking that if Felix gets 30 starts and 20 wins, Ichiro can hit .305 or better w/ 25 stolen bases, this season might surprise some people.

greenblood

doogie said:

I’m thinking that if Felix gets 30 starts and 20 wins, Ichiro can hit .305 or better w/ 25 stolen bases, this season might surprise some people.

WTF?

GrandpaSankey

greenblood said:

CuntWaffle said:

Can't wait to watch Ichiro while holding my $14 hipster IPA and socializing with all the fans at the game wearing their Sounders and Jaime Moyer jerseys while tweeting #WhereIRoot all the way to a 10 game under .500 season!

This is team is going to finish just above .500 but about 3-4 games outside of the wildcard. Then, they can sell you on the wait till next year garbage. That's their business model. I'm thinking 82-80