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doogie

This ad bugged me when I saw it. Happy to see Jeep called on it.

You?

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2018/feb/21/jeep-in-hot-water-over-ad-showing-suv-romping-thro/

Swaye

Jesus Christ. I drive my Jeep(s) everywhere, and I am an avid fisherman. Sometimes I even have to drive through water to get to where I am going to fish. Good thing we didn't have morons around when we settled this country or we never would have made it out west. Oh look, we need to cross this stream but we have a wagon....might kill a fish, better stop.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

Jesus Christ. I drive my Jeep(s) everywhere, and I am an avid fisherman. Sometimes I even have to drive through water to get to where I am going to fish. Good thing we didn't have morons around when we settled this country or we never would have made it out west. Oh look, we need to cross this stream but we have a wagon....might kill a fish, better stop.

Why do you hate Native Americans?

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Jesus Christ. I drive my Jeep(s) everywhere, and I am an avid fisherman. Sometimes I even have to drive through water to get to where I am going to fish. Good thing we didn't have morons around when we settled this country or we never would have made it out west. Oh look, we need to cross this stream but we have a wagon....might kill a fish, better stop.

Why do you hate Native Americans?

I am not bright and did not notice the natural conclusion that had environmentalist nazis existed in 1850 in large numbers, whites would have in fact never gone west, and I would be fucking my squaws and hunting buffaloes in peace. This changes my calculations. Except I can't do maff.

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Jesus Christ. I drive my Jeep(s) everywhere, and I am an avid fisherman. Sometimes I even have to drive through water to get to where I am going to fish. Good thing we didn't have morons around when we settled this country or we never would have made it out west. Oh look, we need to cross this stream but we have a wagon....might kill a fish, better stop.

Why do you hate Native Americans?

I am not bright and did not notice the natural conclusion that had environmentalist nazis existed in 1850 in large numbers, whites would have in fact never gone west, and I would be fucking my squaws and hunting buffaloes in peace. This changes my calculations. Except I can't do maff.

But then you'd have no wagons to burn. Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

Swaye

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Jesus Christ. I drive my Jeep(s) everywhere, and I am an avid fisherman. Sometimes I even have to drive through water to get to where I am going to fish. Good thing we didn't have morons around when we settled this country or we never would have made it out west. Oh look, we need to cross this stream but we have a wagon....might kill a fish, better stop.

Why do you hate Native Americans?

I am not bright and did not notice the natural conclusion that had environmentalist nazis existed in 1850 in large numbers, whites would have in fact never gone west, and I would be fucking my squaws and hunting buffaloes in peace. This changes my calculations. Except I can't do maff.

But then you'd have no wagons to burn. Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

YellowSnow

Hydro which allows all those Nissan Leaf drivers in the PNW to feel so special about themselves has killed far more salmon than Jeeps ever have.

RaceBannon

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Jesus Christ. I drive my Jeep(s) everywhere, and I am an avid fisherman. Sometimes I even have to drive through water to get to where I am going to fish. Good thing we didn't have morons around when we settled this country or we never would have made it out west. Oh look, we need to cross this stream but we have a wagon....might kill a fish, better stop.

Why do you hate Native Americans?

I am not bright and did not notice the natural conclusion that had environmentalist nazis existed in 1850 in large numbers, whites would have in fact never gone west, and I would be fucking my squaws and hunting buffaloes in peace. This changes my calculations. Except I can't do maff.

I would posit that if we? hadn't moved west you'd be speaking Chinese or Russian with your squaw. Maybe Spanish. Or Canadian.

Migration is the way of the world noble Red Man.

dflea

There aren't many rivers around here where you see people driving through them. A guy tried driving through the Humptulips this fall, got washed into pretty deep water, and the gamie that showed up to assist wrote him a fat ticket for driving on spawning gravel.

I doubt it was actually spawning gravel but he got the ticket anyway.

There was a Chevy commercial on last night that showed some dude driving through the river, too. They've probably heard a bunch of shit about it already.

Swaye

dflea said:

There aren't many rivers around here where you see people driving through them. A guy tried driving through the Humptulips this fall, got washed into pretty deep water, and the gamie that showed up to assist wrote him a fat ticket for driving on spawning gravel.

I doubt it was actually spawning gravel but he got the ticket anyway.

There was a Chevy commercial on last night that showed some dude driving through the river, too. They've probably heard a bunch of shit about it already.

Pretty much this. I am not suggesting idiots should be out there doing donuts in salmon spawning grounds, but Jeeps are built to be adventure vehicles - to take you places where most people can't or won't go. Sometimes, to get deep into the country to camp, fish or hunt, you need to cross streams and other shit. Usually these are from fire or logging trails that already exist anyway, and happen to have to cross low water streams, because who the fuck drives through a forest knocking over trees to create your own road? So yeah, you will occasionally cross some shit. Tread lightly is a serious Jeep motto, and I don't know anyone who fords a river dropping quarter sticks of dynamite out the window of the Jeep laffing when fish float.

Jeeps appeal to outdoorsy people who want to go where there aren't many people around because they can't get there. In my case, I like to get away from white people.

*All of the above is chinvalid for southern rednecks who do blast into creeks at full speed to see what they can break and then laugh their toothless laugh when the river floods into their windows and destroys their shit. These people are idiots, bu tthey are usually in Alabama, and there is nothing worth protecting there anyway.

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

dflea said:

There aren't many rivers around here where you see people driving through them. A guy tried driving through the Humptulips this fall, got washed into pretty deep water, and the gamie that showed up to assist wrote him a fat ticket for driving on spawning gravel.

I doubt it was actually spawning gravel but he got the ticket anyway.

There was a Chevy commercial on last night that showed some dude driving through the river, too. They've probably heard a bunch of shit about it already.

Pretty much this. I am not suggesting idiots should be out there doing donuts in salmon spawning grounds, but Jeeps are built to be adventure vehicles - to take you places where most people can't or won't go. Sometimes, to get deep into the country to camp, fish or hunt, you need to cross streams and other shit. Usually these are from fire or logging trails that already exist anyway, and happen to have to cross low water streams, because who the fuck drives through a forest knocking over trees to create your own road? So yeah, you will occasionally cross some shit. Tread lightly is a serious Jeep motto, and I don't know anyone who fords a river dropping quarter sticks of dynamite out the window of the Jeep laffing when fish float.

Jeeps appeal to outdoorsy people who want to go where there aren't many people around because they can't get there. In my case, I like to get away from white people.

*All of the above is chinvalid for southern rednecks who do blast into creeks at full speed to see what they can break and then laugh their toothless laugh when the river floods into their windows and destroys their shit. These people are idiots, bu tthey are usually in Alabama, and there is nothing worth protecting there anyway.

Maltby has a good share of them too.

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Swaye said:

dflea said:

There aren't many rivers around here where you see people driving through them. A guy tried driving through the Humptulips this fall, got washed into pretty deep water, and the gamie that showed up to assist wrote him a fat ticket for driving on spawning gravel.

I doubt it was actually spawning gravel but he got the ticket anyway.

There was a Chevy commercial on last night that showed some dude driving through the river, too. They've probably heard a bunch of shit about it already.

Pretty much this. I am not suggesting idiots should be out there doing donuts in salmon spawning grounds, but Jeeps are built to be adventure vehicles - to take you places where most people can't or won't go. Sometimes, to get deep into the country to camp, fish or hunt, you need to cross streams and other shit. Usually these are from fire or logging trails that already exist anyway, and happen to have to cross low water streams, because who the fuck drives through a forest knocking over trees to create your own road? So yeah, you will occasionally cross some shit. Tread lightly is a serious Jeep motto, and I don't know anyone who fords a river dropping quarter sticks of dynamite out the window of the Jeep laffing when fish float.

Jeeps appeal to outdoorsy people who want to go where there aren't many people around because they can't get there. In my case, I like to get away from white people.

*All of the above is chinvalid for southern rednecks who do blast into creeks at full speed to see what they can break and then laugh their toothless laugh when the river floods into their windows and destroys their shit. These people are idiots, bu tthey are usually in Alabama, and there is nothing worth protecting there anyway.

Maltby has a good share of them too.

FRANNY!?!?!? TRUE!?!?!?!?

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

dflea said:

There aren't many rivers around here where you see people driving through them. A guy tried driving through the Humptulips this fall, got washed into pretty deep water, and the gamie that showed up to assist wrote him a fat ticket for driving on spawning gravel.

I doubt it was actually spawning gravel but he got the ticket anyway.

There was a Chevy commercial on last night that showed some dude driving through the river, too. They've probably heard a bunch of shit about it already.

Pretty much this. I am not suggesting idiots should be out there doing donuts in salmon spawning grounds, but Jeeps are built to be adventure vehicles - to take you places where most people can't or won't go. Sometimes, to get deep into the country to camp, fish or hunt, you need to cross streams and other shit. Usually these are from fire or logging trails that already exist anyway, and happen to have to cross low water streams, because who the fuck drives through a forest knocking over trees to create your own road? So yeah, you will occasionally cross some shit. Tread lightly is a serious Jeep motto, and I don't know anyone who fords a river dropping quarter sticks of dynamite out the window of the Jeep laffing when fish float.

Jeeps appeal to outdoorsy people who want to go where there aren't many people around because they can't get there. In my case, I like to get away from white people.

*All of the above is chinvalid for southern rednecks who do blast into creeks at full speed to see what they can break and then laugh their toothless laugh when the river floods into their windows and destroys their shit. These people are idiots, bu tthey are usually in Alabama, and there is nothing worth protecting there anyway.

I'm more of a 4 Runner guy myself when it comes to getting to the fishing hole - there's a reason why Radical Islam prefers Toyota over Jeeps - but a AGREE with you sentiments here.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

dflea said:

There aren't many rivers around here where you see people driving through them. A guy tried driving through the Humptulips this fall, got washed into pretty deep water, and the gamie that showed up to assist wrote him a fat ticket for driving on spawning gravel.

I doubt it was actually spawning gravel but he got the ticket anyway.

There was a Chevy commercial on last night that showed some dude driving through the river, too. They've probably heard a bunch of shit about it already.

Pretty much this. I am not suggesting idiots should be out there doing donuts in salmon spawning grounds, but Jeeps are built to be adventure vehicles - to take you places where most people can't or won't go. Sometimes, to get deep into the country to camp, fish or hunt, you need to cross streams and other shit. Usually these are from fire or logging trails that already exist anyway, and happen to have to cross low water streams, because who the fuck drives through a forest knocking over trees to create your own road? So yeah, you will occasionally cross some shit. Tread lightly is a serious Jeep motto, and I don't know anyone who fords a river dropping quarter sticks of dynamite out the window of the Jeep laffing when fish float.

Jeeps appeal to outdoorsy people who want to go where there aren't many people around because they can't get there. In my case, I like to get away from white people.

*All of the above is chinvalid for southern rednecks who do blast into creeks at full speed to see what they can break and then laugh their toothless laugh when the river floods into their windows and destroys their shit. These people are idiots, bu tthey are usually in Alabama, and there is nothing worth protecting there anyway.

Wow hurtful


https://www.warpaths2peacepipes.com/history-of-native-americans/history-of-alabama-indians.htm

Fire_Marshall_Bill

dflea

One of my dads had a Jeep J20 truck with a winch and he'd take that fucker places I never thought we'd get out of.

We were elk hunting somewhere up around the Clearwater river once and got that thing so stuck it took most of the day to unfuck ourselves and get out. I always wanted to drive that truck until I was the one that had to buy gas for it. Then it became way less cool than I thought.

RaceBannon

I high centered my 64 Nova in the Capital Forest on a date.

Didn't get any

Swaye

J20's are about as cool as it gets.

dflea

Swaye said:

J20's are about as cool as it gets.

It was a cool truck. Massive front bumper with a winch and KC Daylighters on it.

He t-boned this fuckhead in Hoquiam that pulled out in front of us, and that dude's rig was destroyed. We continued on our way with one broken Daylighter.

Sledog

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

I'm offended by all the fucking liberals who are offended. Were balls outlawed sometime in the past and no one told me?

Swaye

dflea said:

Swaye said:

J20's are about as cool as it gets.

It was a cool truck. Massive front bumper with a winch and KC Daylighters on it.

He t-boned this fuckhead in Hoquiam that pulled out in front of us, and that dude's rig was destroyed. We continued on our way with one broken Daylighter.

I love anything that looks like a Prius destroyer.