You join a fraternity so you can party every day and fuck the hottest girls on campus.
While you fraternity fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.
Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .
Fun fact about Rugby, we helped fund our club by running security for the frats on campus when they threw parties.
It was the definitely one of the coolest gigs I ever had. Hang out at a party and stay *marginally sober*, pick up on all kinds of sorority girls, "Oh you aren't in a frat? Oooohhhh you play rugby? AND You have your own place? Can we go back there after the party?", and get to toss frat guys who got too drunk and/or handsy.
Also, I didn't have to put up with any of the stupid frat rules, hierarchy, or eating of the gookie cookies. 10 for 10 would recommend to anyone going into college to join rugby just for that reason alone.
This is the kind of pro tip I live for. Where you 25 years ago when I needed this advice?
Probably watching cartoons or some shit. I envy guys like @backthepack and @jhfstyle24 That can actually Learn a thing or 2 from this bored. If only someone had told me to marry a hot Asian Pre med
You join a fraternity so you can party every day and fuck the hottest girls on campus.
Exhibit A.
PS: I did that anyway.
Wrong
Right. What do you know? You achieved your highest learning at ASU, the only Pac 12 school that gives my alma mater retard factory a run for its money.
You join a fraternity so you can party every day and fuck the hottest girls on campus.
Exhibit A.
PS: I did that anyway.
Wrong
Right. What do you know? You achieved your highest learning at ASU, the only Pac 12 school that gives my alma mater retard factory a run for its money.
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Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .
@Bitchfork51 - did the frat thing. Still hate most frat guys.
Only thing worse than a pledge is a JI
There are already enough frat rats hanging around that never seem to leave
PS: I did that anyway.
*heterosexually ass fucks every pledge to give them aids bka the gift*