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Daniel Heimuli, 5* 2019 LB, Menlo Park (Menlo-Atherton), CA (Committed)

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  • Domicillo
    Domicillo Member Posts: 3,025
    backthepack said:

    Ever heard of angles?

    That’s what I tell my side dudes
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    He’s 6”1
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  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    Neighbor2972 said:


    I fucking told you.
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    StrongArmCobra said:

    Neighbor2972 said:


    I fucking told you.
    Ily dickhead
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  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    edited February 2019
    guntlove said:

    StrongArmCobra said:

    Neighbor2972 said:


    I fucking told you.
    Because of a typo... not some bullshit compressed-spine theory you fucking mongoloid.
    It's not a typo. You don't accidentally write or type 5'11.5 instead of 6'1. That's too many errors to be a typo. It's not a fucking theory you idiot. It's scientific fact. Humans change height based on the condition of their spine, their posture, and their age. Squatting heavy weight makes you shorter and people measure taller after chiropractic adjustments. You're a fucking retard if you don't know that. Sorry if you're a short white guy who does crossfit to try to impress the ladies and takes pride in squatting heavy but you are doing yourself no favors long term.
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  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    edited February 2019
    RaceBannon said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    "When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"
    I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed. ;)
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  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739
    Meek said:

    StrongArmCobra said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    StrongArmCobra said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.

    There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
    Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
    "Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

    But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.






    looks like henry hurt his to'oto'o


    Criminally underchinned


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  • Sources
    Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,331 Founders Club
    StrongArmCobra said:

    RaceBannon said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    "When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"
    I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed. ;)
    You'll make a great cuck one day.
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  • animate
    animate Member Posts: 4,245
    Pakola is claimed 6'5" which means he's really around 6'3"-6'3.5"

    That pic shows Danny hammers to be a comfortable 6'1", at least
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  • BeerThirty
    BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
    backthepack said:

    Ever heard of angles?

    in the outfield?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    guntlove said:

    StrongArmCobra said:

    Neighbor2972 said:


    I fucking told you.
    Because of a typo... not some bullshit compressed-spine theory you fucking mongoloid.
    "fucking mongoloid" is the best shit I have ever read and it is going in the rotation immediately.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    I cannot stop laffing....
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  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    1to392831weretaken said:



    You can fuck right the fuck off if you think Tom Cruise is any shorter than six feet tall! Look at him towering over Nicole Kidman, and she's a gotdamned giraffe! I've seen Days of Thunder 37 times, and the proof is in every fucking scene. Except that one scene, but he'd just done a bunch of heavy squats, which is about the stupidest fucking thing to do for those of you who are too retarded to not already know that shit.

    Fuck off!

    Weak.
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    StrongArmCobra said:

    RaceBannon said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    "When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"
    I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed. ;)
    U know the rules. Pic or gtfo
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  • DawgFader
    DawgFader Member Posts: 1,414
    Meek said:

    StrongArmCobra said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    StrongArmCobra said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.

    There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
    Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
    "Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

    But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.






    looks like henry hurt his to'oto'o

    Hammer looks like a bigger version of another Poly Stud.



    While Henry kinda rolling out a vibe more like this.




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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    greenblood said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    StrongArmCobra said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.

    There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
    Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
    Sweet...All I need is an adjustment and I can be 6'5"...hells yes
    I want to be 6'3"... maybe I wouldn't have been suddenly seniored with 2+ years of eligibility.

    How do I sign up?
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  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,994
    Danny will be our Rey Malauga. He’s gonna fucking kill people in our D.
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  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,994
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    AEB said:

    Danny will be our Rey Malauga. He’s gonna fucking kill people in our D.

    All three levels of this dclass are going to be killer. It should make for a lot of synergy.
    This D class continues the pac-12 champion tradition and maybe is good enough to win a playoff game or two.
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  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,994
    RaceBannon said:

    AEB said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    AEB said:

    Danny will be our Rey Malauga. He’s gonna fucking kill people in our D.

    All three levels of this dclass are going to be killer. It should make for a lot of synergy.
    This D class continues the pac-12 champion tradition and maybe is good enough to win a playoff game or two.
    3 to 2
    Everybody knows it’s a process. Everybody knows that.
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