Daniel Heimuli, 5* 2019 LB, Menlo Park (Menlo-Atherton), CA (Committed)
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Kids lie by an average of 1.5 inches so I always take that into account when evaluating.GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
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Fuck, if he was 5”10, I still take him. You seen his fucking tape
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Sweet...All I need is an adjustment and I can be 6'5"...hells yesGreenRiverGatorz said:
Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.StrongArmCobra said:
There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
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Fuck it, I still love him.
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Your chincredible ability to consist you are right about every fucking thing never ceases to amaze.StrongArmCobra said:
There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
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lol no chance he's 5'11" as the blurry photo clearly states
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He is standing next to Vita in that photo who is 6'4. So clearly heimuli is 6'2. Case closed.GaryFromTeenMom said:lol no chance he's 5'11" as the blurry photo clearly states
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This thread evidencing that Ballz doesn't understand how shoes work is a pretty fucking funny revelation. Breaking! Heimuli caught wearing lifts!GaryFromTeenMom said:lol no chance he's 5'11" as the blurry photo clearly states
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Hate to be the bearer of bad news but this one does not appear to be over just yet....Cristobal going in home in a matter of moments.
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Wonder how he is going to be able to see/throw over the offensive line.GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
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Polys don’t play like thatSwaye said:
Let's hope he doesn't beat up on women like Foster.backthepack said:
He’s literally the same height and player as Rueben Foster.Swaye said:
Are you serious? Is this serious? WTF?GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
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This is suspiciously seeming like a satire account each and every passing day.StrongArmCobra said:
There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
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Hearing Calipari made a phone call and now he is having 2nd thoughts.
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Noa Ngalu RossCuntWaffle said:Hearing Calipari made a phone call and now he is having 2nd thoughts.
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Daniel Heimuli-Jones!HillsboroDuck said:
Noa Ngalu RossCuntWaffle said:Hearing Calipari made a phone call and now he is having 2nd thoughts.
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How the fuck does this Kim inbred have a job? I'm sorry I ever gave money to enable this. -
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Why do you hate Ikaika Malloe?TommySQC said:Not feeling great that UW can close anyone that Lake isn't on
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PDXDAWG1 is a 5 star poster.
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I just got off the phone with my CEO friend in Menlo park. Turns out Danny hammers is a big fan of the Napoleanic era and the french revolution (will likely be a French studies major at UW big reason he signed here instead of bama). Anyways don't worry about his height. In honor of Napolean he requested his official height be listed in French Royal Feet instead of the standard imperial foot. This means Heimuli is actually about 6'5".
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Hey, don't tell them what they can or can't do.backthepack said:
Polys don’t play like thatSwaye said:
Let's hope he doesn't beat up on women like Foster.backthepack said:
He’s literally the same height and player as Rueben Foster.Swaye said:
Are you serious? Is this serious? WTF?GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2500334-trey-lealaimatafao-arrested-for-battery-robbery-details-mugshot-and-reaction
"Police allege that Lealaimatafao knocked an unnamed male unconscious and punched his girlfriend in the face during an altercation in a bar porking lot"
He's doing a cool six years for pulling a string of armed robberies in LA with a former USC TE.
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LSU...RatherBeBrewing said:
Hey, don't tell them what they can or can't do.backthepack said:
Polys don’t play like thatSwaye said:
Let's hope he doesn't beat up on women like Foster.backthepack said:
He’s literally the same height and player as Rueben Foster.Swaye said:
Are you serious? Is this serious? WTF?GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2500334-trey-lealaimatafao-arrested-for-battery-robbery-details-mugshot-and-reaction
"Police allege that Lealaimatafao knocked an unnamed male unconscious and punched his girlfriend in the face during an altercation in a bar porking lot"
He's doing a cool six years for pulling a string of armed robberies in LA with a former USC TE.
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"Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.StrongArmCobra said:
There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.
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Ever heard of angles?
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This appears to be conclusive, case closed.StrongArmCobra said:
"Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.StrongArmCobra said:
There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever. -
Ever hear of "shut the fuck up bitch". They are the same distance from the center line of the photo and standing an equal distance from the camera. Heimuli is also slightly leaning forward while To'oto'o is standing straight up and Heimuli is still taller than him.backthepack said:Ever heard of angles?
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NOC, we are all happy to have Danny Hammers. Just be happy instead of picking a stupid fight over an inch here or there. It's unbecoming of a tall playa like you.StrongArmCobra said:
"Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.StrongArmCobra said:
There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever. -
looks like henry hurt his to'oto'oStrongArmCobra said:
"Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.StrongArmCobra said:
There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.GreenRiverGatorz said:Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever. -