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I just logged onto our employee website

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  • CaptainPJCaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

    Here are the lame reasons:

    1. New uniforms - big fucking deal; NOGAF.
    2. Learn about our brand vision - Uh, we transport trash.
    3. Hear what our leaders have to say - They are always lying. HTH
    4. Catch up with co-workers - I see way too much of those assholes while I'm at work. I don't need to see them on my off days too.
    5. Great food, drinks, music, & door prizes - Yeah, right. Shitty food, shitty music, & shitty door prizes.

    Waste management 2018 vs. 2017... everyone is talking about the difference.

    I want to know when/if we are going to get bigger & newer trucks.

    Here are the lame reasons:

    1. New uniforms - big fucking deal; NOGAF.
    2. Learn about our brand vision - Uh, we transport trash.
    3. Hear what our leaders have to say - They are always lying. HTH
    4. Catch up with co-workers - I see way too much of those assholes while I'm at work. I don't need to see them on my off days too.
    5. Great food, drinks, music, & door prizes - Yeah, right. Shitty food, shitty music, & shitty door prizes.

    Waste management 2018 vs. 2017... everyone is talking about the difference.

    I want to know when/if we are going to get bigger & newer trucks.

    If the meeting is at the Phoenix open then sure.


    Otherwise flagged because there is absolutely no reason to attend an employee meeting.
    I don't attend any company functions. I won't do anything unless I'm paid for it.

    My time is not free.
    @RaceBannon and the Throbber are old enough to remember when company function was code for free cocktails and getting a handy from that saucy tart in marketing.

    Worst case, free cocktails and a blow job from Marge in accounting.
    We don't have saucy tarts where I work.

    Total Millenialfest... @Dennis_DeYoung would like it.
  • TommySQCTommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    and there's an article titled "5 reasons why you should attend an employee meeting".

    Not going to even bother reading it, since there won't be any mention of Cobra, Ossai, or Center.

    You have all ruined me... for life.

    And no Biscoff cookies?
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