I just logged onto our employee website

PurpleBaze

and there's an article titled "5 reasons why you should attend an employee meeting".

Not going to even bother reading it, since there won't be any mention of Cobra, Ossai, or Center.

You have all ruined me... for life.

dnc

I didn't know you sold toilets. Tell Damone we said hi!

PurpleBaze

dnc said:

I didn't know you sold toilets. Tell Damone we said hi!

I don't.

I'm in waste management.

Swaye

Orkin can't afford an employee website.

PurpleBaze

Here are the lame reasons:

1. New uniforms - big fucking deal; NOGAF.
2. Learn about our brand vision - Uh, we transport trash.
3. Hear what our leaders have to say - They are always lying. HTH
4. Catch up with co-workers - I see way too much of those assholes while I'm at work. I don't need to see them on my off days too.
5. Great food, drinks, music, & door prizes - Yeah, right. Shitty food, shitty music, & shitty door prizes.

Waste management 2018 vs. 2017... everyone is talking about the difference.

I want to know when/if we are going to get bigger & newer trucks.

RaceBannon

RaceBannon

RaceBannon

RaceBannon

Ts and Ps for @PurpleBaze

TheDawgFan1227

Id love to get a job at waste management when they get over the piss test hype.

TheDawgFan1227

Id love to get a job.

RaceBannon

TheHairyNugget said:

Id love to get a job.

New bored motto?

TierbsHsotBoobs

RaceBannon said:

TheHairyNugget said:

Id love to get a job.

New bored motto?

Best bored motto

Pitchfork51

PurpleBaze said:

Here are the lame reasons:

1. New uniforms - big fucking deal; NOGAF.
2. Learn about our brand vision - Uh, we transport trash.
3. Hear what our leaders have to say - They are always lying. HTH
4. Catch up with co-workers - I see way too much of those assholes while I'm at work. I don't need to see them on my off days too.
5. Great food, drinks, music, & door prizes - Yeah, right. Shitty food, shitty music, & shitty door prizes.

Waste management 2018 vs. 2017... everyone is talking about the difference.

I want to know when/if we are going to get bigger & newer trucks.

PurpleBaze said:

Here are the lame reasons:

1. New uniforms - big fucking deal; NOGAF.
2. Learn about our brand vision - Uh, we transport trash.
3. Hear what our leaders have to say - They are always lying. HTH
4. Catch up with co-workers - I see way too much of those assholes while I'm at work. I don't need to see them on my off days too.
5. Great food, drinks, music, & door prizes - Yeah, right. Shitty food, shitty music, & shitty door prizes.

Waste management 2018 vs. 2017... everyone is talking about the difference.

I want to know when/if we are going to get bigger & newer trucks.

If the meeting is at the Phoenix open then sure.


Otherwise flagged because there is absolutely no reason to attend an employee meeting.

UWKatie

PurpleBaze said:

dnc said:

I didn't know you sold toilets. Tell Damone we said hi!

I don't.

I'm in waste management.

Hey, me too! I work with engineers.

PurpleBaze

Pitchfork51 said:

PurpleBaze said:

Here are the lame reasons:

1. New uniforms - big fucking deal; NOGAF.
2. Learn about our brand vision - Uh, we transport trash.
3. Hear what our leaders have to say - They are always lying. HTH
4. Catch up with co-workers - I see way too much of those assholes while I'm at work. I don't need to see them on my off days too.
5. Great food, drinks, music, & door prizes - Yeah, right. Shitty food, shitty music, & shitty door prizes.

Waste management 2018 vs. 2017... everyone is talking about the difference.

I want to know when/if we are going to get bigger & newer trucks.

PurpleBaze said:

Here are the lame reasons:

1. New uniforms - big fucking deal; NOGAF.
2. Learn about our brand vision - Uh, we transport trash.
3. Hear what our leaders have to say - They are always lying. HTH
4. Catch up with co-workers - I see way too much of those assholes while I'm at work. I don't need to see them on my off days too.
5. Great food, drinks, music, & door prizes - Yeah, right. Shitty food, shitty music, & shitty door prizes.

Waste management 2018 vs. 2017... everyone is talking about the difference.

I want to know when/if we are going to get bigger & newer trucks.

If the meeting is at the Phoenix open then sure.


Otherwise flagged because there is absolutely no reason to attend an employee meeting.

I don't attend any company functions. I won't do anything unless I'm paid for it.

My time is not free.

HuskyJW

You union? You don't have to do shit

PurpleBaze

HuskyJW said:

You union? You don't have to do shit

I'm union now, but was non-union my previous jobs and I still didn't like going to company douche-fests.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Never go to a meeting unless your boss tells you to. Meetings make me actually want to do work....

Doog_de_Jour

PurpleBaze said:

Here are the lame reasons:

1. New uniforms - big fucking deal; NOGAF.
2. Learn about our brand vision - Uh, we transport trash.
3. Hear what our leaders have to say - They are always lying. HTH
4. Catch up with co-workers - I see way too much of those assholes while I'm at work. I don't need to see them on my off days too.
5. Great food, drinks, music, & door prizes - Yeah, right. Shitty food, shitty music, & shitty door prizes.

Waste management 2018 vs. 2017... everyone is talking about the difference.

I want to know when/if we are going to get bigger & newer trucks.

See if there’s a way you can post this on a rival company’s website/industry message board.

PurpleBaze

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleBaze said:

Here are the lame reasons:

1. New uniforms - big fucking deal; NOGAF.
2. Learn about our brand vision - Uh, we transport trash.
3. Hear what our leaders have to say - They are always lying. HTH
4. Catch up with co-workers - I see way too much of those assholes while I'm at work. I don't need to see them on my off days too.
5. Great food, drinks, music, & door prizes - Yeah, right. Shitty food, shitty music, & shitty door prizes.

Waste management 2018 vs. 2017... everyone is talking about the difference.

I want to know when/if we are going to get bigger & newer trucks.

See if there’s a way you can post this on a rival company’s website/industry message board.