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Three Things Going Forward

1. We are still mentally weak shrivel-dicks.
We got cursed with Jake who is the worst 'clutch' QB I've ever seen and that isn't helping. If Jake had some balls, the team might take his lead but he doesn't and we don't.

2. We will never win anything with Jake.

Even with all that ass-whopping, if you switch QBs, we win. Jake is fucking terrible. I should try to lobby CFB to start a stat called 'playmaking'. Taking sacks on 3rd down, throwing it out of bounds in key situations, etc. It's all insanity. I know he sucks, and I know we know he sucks, but fuck he really sucks.

3. NEED MOAR TALENT
Penn State, oddly, had black people. We don't. That's probably not getting fixed any time soon, sadly, but it would be nice. We will never have DaeShon Hamiltons. At this point I would take his fucking brother. IDGAF. But - they went after Myles Bryant all night. Our LBs are undersized, etc. We are getting there, but again - you understand now why we need talent so badly.
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,382

    1. We are still mentally weak shrivel-dicks.
    We got cursed with Jake who is the worst 'clutch' QB I've ever seen and that isn't helping. If Jake had some balls, the team might take his lead but he doesn't and we don't.

    2. We will never win anything with Jake.

    Even with all that ass-whopping, if you switch QBs, we win. Jake is fucking terrible. I should try to lobby CFB to start a stat called 'playmaking'. Taking sacks on 3rd down, throwing it out of bounds in key situations, etc. It's all insanity. I know he sucks, and I know we know he sucks, but fuck he really sucks.

    3. NEED MOAR TALENT
    Penn State, oddly, had black people. We don't. That's probably not getting fixed any time soon, sadly, but it would be nice. We will never have DaeShon Hamiltons. At this point I would take his fucking brother. IDGAF. But - they went after Myles Bryant all night. Our LBs are undersized, etc. We are getting there, but again - you understand now why we need talent so badly.

    Word, Brother Young.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    4. Get a third down stop.

    I love hating on Jake like everyone else does, but this loss was on the defense. They couldn't get off the field with a third down stop.

    I agree. But that was point #1. We are mentally weak. Playmaking in key situations is about who's got balls and we don't.

    We still have that Holiday Bowl 2001 stench.
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 6,017

    4. Get a third down stop.

    I love hating on Jake like everyone else does, but this loss was on the defense. They couldn't get off the field with a third down stop.

    Our Linebackers sucked some serious ass.
    Take Bryant’s Free ride away!
    Gaines keep your ass in school
  • Bread
    Bread Member Posts: 4,109


    3. NEED MOAR TALENT
    Penn State, oddly, had black people. We don't. That's probably not getting fixed any time soon, sadly, but it would be nice. We will never have DaeShon Hamiltons. At this point I would take his fucking brother. IDGAF.

    I thought You said spiker was good?
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,261
    If I knew how to do this easily the texting between Dennis and I during the game was this to a T
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 70,145 Founders Club
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    5. Don't let your best CB get injured on the last play of the game vs ASU forcing Myles Bryant to cover DaeSean Hamilton

    This is covered in 3.