Fuck United Airlines

HuskyJW

Who the hell travels on game day? You got to be one dumb mother fucker to do that.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Jake4Heisman said:

United we Stand! Take your American hating booty butt outta the free world and hightail it up to Bumfuckistan you commie fuckman!!

Jake4Heisman

You don't want to stand united? You want to take a knee? Go watch Seahawk football little boy. Communist liberals I swear.

RhythmicSlappingDawg

HuskyJW said:

Who the hell travels on game day? You got to be one dumb mother fucker to do that.

I'm retarded.

Tequilla

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

Way to out yourself with your priorities #12Loser

DoogieMcDoogerson

Disagree. Virtually nothing is worse that United.

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

Nvm. I have to fly out on Alaska. Even shittier than UA. Fuck that.

2001400ex

IPukeOregonGrellow said:

AZDuck said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.

Sadly I made gold on Alaska and silver on Delta. FML

Swaye

Platinum 1k on United, but I usually just fly private jets.

2001400ex

Swaye said:

Platinum 1k on United, but I usually just fly private jets.

I didn't know Orkin used United for chemtrails.

RhythmicSlappingDawg

Tequilla said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

Way to out yourself with your priorities #12Loser

#Froog

MelloDawg

I hate (insert airline here). When I travel they always (insert common annoyance with air travel). When I fly (insert other airline where some people also have problems but you never seem to) we never have this problem.

Does that about cover it? Tends to for the other millions of travelers

RhythmicSlappingDawg

MelloDawg said:

I hate (insert airline here). When I travel they always (insert common annoyance with air travel). When I fly (insert other airline where some people also have problems but you never seem to) we never have this problem.

Does that about cover it? Tends to for the other millions of travelers

Yes.

whlinder

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

Swaye said:

Platinum 1k on United, but I usually just fly private jets.

Unless you are United Global Services no one fucking cares.

Swaye

whlinder said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

Swaye said:

Platinum 1k on United, but I usually just fly private jets.

Unless you are United Global Services no one fucking cares.

I'm not even silver. I take the bus. lulz

#poor

AZDuck

whlinder said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

Swaye said:

Platinum 1k on United, but I usually just fly private jets.

Unless you are United Global Services no one fucking cares.

That's the one

biak1

I’ve flown Mileage Plus before, it was nothing special.