Fuck United Airlines

RhythmicSlappingDawg

The damn bastards' plane is fucking broke and now I can't watch us battle the pedos. Fuck this. The worst fucking airline. They had us board and deboarded us,This is fucking pathetic. The stewardess is like an old hag too, probably @puppylove_sugarsteel type. This is what I get for flying United. They amount of retard At United Airlines is truly SAD!1!! FYFMFE.

Anyways, GO DWAGS FUCK THE PEDOS!



Edit: Here Baabs.

AZDuck

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

RhythmicSlappingDawg

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

AZDuck

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

TierbsHsotBoobs

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

RhythmicSlappingDawg

AZDuck said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

Well I was supposed to get back at 11:30. But, United sucks.

AZDuck

Hell, he can watch on the inplane wifi

RhythmicSlappingDawg

AZDuck said:

Hell, he can watch on the inplane wifi

No United blocks in flight streaming, think of the bandwith!!!1!!

RhythmicSlappingDawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

AZDuck

UA has streaming live TV

RhythmicSlappingDawg

AZDuck said:

UA has streaming live TV

Through the app?

This is why I love this bored. Thanks AZ.

AZDuck

Yep

RhythmicSlappingDawg

AZDuck said:

Yep

Perfect.

TierbsHsotBoobs

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

CHRIST

RhythmicSlappingDawg

Nvm. I have to fly out on Alaska. Even shittier than UA. Fuck that.

BleachedAnusDawg

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

You deserve everything that is happening to you right now.

IPukeOregonGrellow

AZDuck said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.

PineapplePirate

It’s unfortunate they realized the plane was broke before you took off.

Jake4Heisman

United we Stand! Take your American hating booty butt outta the free world and hightail it up to Bumfuckistan you commie fuckman!!

RhythmicSlappingDawg

IPukeOregonGrellow said:

AZDuck said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.

Micky D's salary doesn't allow me to travel much.

Jake4Heisman

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

IPukeOregonGrellow said:

AZDuck said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.

Micky D's salary doesn't allow me to travel much.

Lumber yard post. Lumber yard poster.