PM to Swaye

TurdBomber

Found the CD you loaned me.

Burned a copy into iTunes for Soundtracks.

jhfstyle24

Great bored selection as always

TurdBomber

jhfstyle24 said:

Great bored selection as always

I tried to select the Tug, but awe fuck it.

It's the internet. Go where the people are. This week, they're here.

Swaye

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

jhfstyle24

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

I feel you. I'm at a NOLA restaurant and ate something bad earlier, so I'm currently on my 3rd round in 20 minutes. Our poor waitress is so confused.

Swaye

jhfstyle24 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

I feel you. I'm at a NOLA restaurant and ate something bad earlier, so I'm currently on my 3rd round in 20 minutes. Our poor waitress is so confused.

Public restrooms are the worst for chronic dysentery. Well, I think I'm done here so time to go have ice cream and hope the worst has passed. Then uterus assault when I am sure I won't assplode during the coitus.

PurpleBaze

I hate public restrooms, especially at airports.

Spending 30 minutes on the shitter at PDX airport a few years ago was special. I made sure I went to the most remote restroom at the airport... the "international" terminal.

I've never ever had such a GI emergency in my life before. I didn't think the human body was capable of storing so much shit.

But I digress.

Shitty story, bro!

jhfstyle24

Swaye said:

jhfstyle24 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

I feel you. I'm at a NOLA restaurant and ate something bad earlier, so I'm currently on my 3rd round in 20 minutes. Our poor waitress is so confused.

Public restrooms are the worst for chronic dysentery. Well, I think I'm done here so time to go have ice cream and hope the worst has passed. Then uterus assault when I am sure I won't assplode during the coitus.

I just finished up number 3 to find that a) my stomach is still killing me and b) the restaurant's only fucking toilet won't flush anymore. I am going to have to go down the street to find a good restaurant for number 4 soon. Fuck.

LesGrossman

Swaye said:

Public restrooms are the worst for chronic dysentery. Well, I think I'm done here so time to go have ice cream and hope the worst has passed. Then uterus assault when I am sure I won't assplode during the coitus.

@GaskinDawg true?

jhfstyle24

jhfstyle24 said:

Swaye said:

jhfstyle24 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

I feel you. I'm at a NOLA restaurant and ate something bad earlier, so I'm currently on my 3rd round in 20 minutes. Our poor waitress is so confused.

Public restrooms are the worst for chronic dysentery. Well, I think I'm done here so time to go have ice cream and hope the worst has passed. Then uterus assault when I am sure I won't assplode during the coitus.

I just finished up number 3 to find that a) my stomach is still killing me and b) the restaurant's only fucking toilet won't flush anymore. I am going to have to go down the street to find a good restaurant for number 4 soon. Fuck.

In an unfortunate update, I have completed number 6 and my stomach tells me at least one more is coming. At this point I have to assume I was pranked and given some sort of weak laxative. This may require a Swaye-esque post.

Swaye

jhfstyle24 said:

jhfstyle24 said:

Swaye said:

jhfstyle24 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

I put the safe word on the jewel case. Lost the case.

Dude, what are you doing on HCH right now?

Shouldn't you be with CLS and/or DR?

I'm in the shitter at CLS's house. She made tacos. Ass went DEFCON 4 immediately. She probably poisoned me.

I feel you. I'm at a NOLA restaurant and ate something bad earlier, so I'm currently on my 3rd round in 20 minutes. Our poor waitress is so confused.

Public restrooms are the worst for chronic dysentery. Well, I think I'm done here so time to go have ice cream and hope the worst has passed. Then uterus assault when I am sure I won't assplode during the coitus.

I just finished up number 3 to find that a) my stomach is still killing me and b) the restaurant's only fucking toilet won't flush anymore. I am going to have to go down the street to find a good restaurant for number 4 soon. Fuck.

In an unfortunate update, I have completed number 6 and my stomach tells me at least one more is coming. At this point I have to assume I was pranked and given some sort of weak laxative. This may require a Swaye-esque post.

Confirmed.