Duckfighter Illustrated: Mailing it in Special Edition

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Duckfighter Illustrated: Mailing it in Special Edition

Race Bannon is back with a jaded Duckfighter Illustrated. With an athletic director who says he's satisfied with mediocre football and a head coach treating a memorial service like a pep rally, who the hell can blame him?

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TheKobeStopper

Not your best effort.

[Deleted User]

Meanwhile Steve Sarkisian pulled to .500 in league play in only his 5th season at Washington with a sleep inducing rout of the beleaguered Cal Bears. Sark won his 20th Pac 12 game against only 20 losses in league play. With Arizona serious and Oregon State ranked sometimes it is an accomplishment every bit as impressive as anything Don James did. We're just lucky that Sark even coaches here at all with the way that some posters treat him. The kind of incremental improvement that a 4th consecutive 7-6 season will show should be grounds for a raise and extension.

Oh boy I was laughing so hard on this paragraph. I'm sure IMALOSERYour_Mom will love that paragraph.

DerekJohnson

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Meanwhile Steve Sarkisian pulled to .500 in league play in only his 5th season at Washington with a sleep inducing rout of the beleaguered Cal Bears. Sark won his 20th Pac 12 game against only 20 losses in league play. With Arizona serious and Oregon State ranked sometimes it is an accomplishment every bit as impressive as anything Don James did. We're just lucky that Sark even coaches here at all with the way that some posters treat him. The kind of incremental improvement that a 4th consecutive 7-6 season will show should be grounds for a raise and extension.

Oh boy I was laughing so hard on this paragraph. I'm sure IMALOSERYour_Mom will love that paragraph.

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RaccoonHarry

TheKobeStopper said:

Not your best effort.

Solid "B" from me.

RaceBannon

TheKobeStopper said:

Not your best effort.

Thanks for reading

BennyBeaver

First!

Mad_Son

It was a good ramble.

jecornel

Race did it again!!!!

unfrozencaveman

Thumbs up - but the diss on Royal Brougham was uncalled for

DerekJohnson

unfrozencaveman said:

Thumbs up - but the diss on Royal Brougham was uncalled for

This time he's gone too far

[Deleted User]

unfrozencaveman said:

Thumbs up - but the diss on Royal Brougham was uncalled for

Are you saying that dissing on Todd Doxey is fine but if he diss on Royal Brougham you're out?!

Swaye

GRAA

dnc

jecornel said:

Race TMacDawg has done it again!!!!

death2ducks

Race, Good to be back among friends. I agree with you regarding Emmert. However, my mind is not made up regarding Woodward. At least Emmert left Woodward here and took his wife with him. We definitely got the better of that deal. Woodward owes his allegiance to the ubers, not to upper campus. Our interests are properly aligned. He won't do anything without Crockett's approval.

TierbsHsotBoobs

death2ducks said:

Race, Good to be back among friends. I agree with you regarding Emmert. However, my mind is not made up regarding Woodward. At least Emmert left Woodward here and took his wife with him. We definitely got the better of that deal. Woodward owes his allegiance to the ubers, not to upper campus. Our interests are properly aligned. He won't do anything without Crockett's approval.

So you're saying we're still just as fucked as ever then.

TheKobeStopper

death2ducks said:

Race, Good to be back among friends. I agree with you regarding Emmert. However, my mind is not made up regarding Woodward. At least Emmert left Woodward here and took his wife with him. We definitely got the better of that deal. Woodward owes his allegiance to the ubers, not to upper campus. Our interests are properly aligned. He won't do anything without Crockett's approval.

No, Emmert left his wife here.