I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little
I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little
Dumbass, find a gif of somebody I haven't worked with
I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little
Dumbass, find a gif of somebody I haven't worked with
I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little
I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little
I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little
I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little
I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little
Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.
Bike lanes are the worst idea ever, because they encourage dick-ish, nanny, hall monitor behavior instead of requiring people to be aware of their environment and communicate with the other users of the road. I biked all over Seattle without bike lanes, and it was much easier and better before these stupid bike lanes to nowhere came about.
And it takes a seriously retarded biker to get hit or injured on the roadway. Fuck your stupid stories, Bike-Dicks. Your visibility, navigability and reaction times are exponentially superior to a motor vehicle, so if you got hit, chances are 99% it was your own fucking fault. Same as crashing on trolley tracks or metal bridge decks. You're supposed to know how to cross & ride on those surfaces by the time you're 5. If you waited until you were 25 to start biking, that's your problem.
Bike lanes are the worst idea ever, because they encourage dick-ish, nanny, hall monitor behavior instead of requiring people to be aware of their environment and communicate with the other users of the road. I biked all over Seattle without bike lanes, and it was much easier and better before these stupid bike lanes to nowhere came about.
And it takes a seriously retarded biker to get hit or injured on the roadway. Fuck your stupid stories, Bike-Dicks. Your visibility, navigability and reaction times are exponentially superior to a motor vehicle, so if you got hit, chances are 99% it was your own fucking fault. Same as crashing on trolley tracks or metal bridge decks. You're supposed to know how to cross & ride on those surfaces by the time you're 5. If you waited until you were 25 to start biking, that's your problem.
I agree with you. But downvoted for biking in the street.
Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.
The guns and religion compound is reached via a rural highway heavily traveled by bicyclists who have no problem riding in the middle of the fucking road.
Were it not for a hefty respect for the law and related penalties, The Throbber would gladly mow them down with his manly pick 'em up truck for the good of humanity.
Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.
The bicyclists in the NW are the worst. 95% of them are entitled pricks who think sharing the road means owning it. In the SW, they're more respectful and usually respect traffic lights, bike lanes etc., but the drivers are worse.
The bicyclists in the NW are the worst. 95% of them are entitled pricks who think sharing the road means owning it. In the SW, they're more respectful and usually respect traffic lights, bike lanes etc., but the drivers are worse.
The bicyclists in the NW are the worst. 95% of them are entitled pricks who think sharing the road means owning it. In the SW, they're more respectful and usually respect traffic lights, bike lanes etc., but the drivers are worse.
Biker's don't "share the road" anymore like the old Metro PSA's encouraged everyone to do. Today, bike Nazi's scream their bloody cunts off if a tire touches their little white stripe. So I always try to keep two tires on the line, just for fun.
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Fuck em all
Bicyclists suck!
And it takes a seriously retarded biker to get hit or injured on the roadway. Fuck your stupid stories, Bike-Dicks. Your visibility, navigability and reaction times are exponentially superior to a motor vehicle, so if you got hit, chances are 99% it was your own fucking fault. Same as crashing on trolley tracks or metal bridge decks. You're supposed to know how to cross & ride on those surfaces by the time you're 5. If you waited until you were 25 to start biking, that's your problem.
Were it not for a hefty respect for the law and related penalties, The Throbber would gladly mow them down with his manly pick 'em up truck for the good of humanity.
Cult classic, BITD.