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YellowSnow

TierbsHsotBoobs

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

*bicycle

Swaye

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

GrundleStiltzkin

FTGs

Pitchfork51

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

Its even worse in a city like phoenix where nothing is actually bikeable so you're like what the fuck are you doing

YellowSnow

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

*bicycle

We'll never know Boobs if this was the standard chintentional misspelling (e.g., mor tim) or if I just don't have tim to proof read my poasts.

YellowSnow

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

GrundleStiltzkin said:

FTGs

Here's the thing: Back when I didn't live in the big city, per say, I loved putting on some tight spandex and riding my road bike up some low traffic, mt road with plenty of shoulder. And I when I do get my road bike out once a year, my try hard white heart and lungs enable me to smoke most bike geeks around here. But seriously FTG's! I am tired of their shitty ass manners. Sharing the road is a two way street assholes.

RaceBannon

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

This is one of those things where cities assume everyone loves bikes and spend millions on bike lanes that are empty.

Yes, even LA has bike lanes for some unknown reason

2001400ex

https://youtu.be/GugsCdLHm-Q

GrundleStiltzkin

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

FTGs

Here's the thing: Back when I didn't live in the big city, per say, I loved putting on some tight spandex and riding my road bike up some low traffic, mt road with plenty of shoulder. And I when I do get my road bike out once a year, my try hard white heart and lungs enable me to smoke most bike geeks around here. But seriously FTG's! I am tired of their shitty ass manners. Sharing the road is a two way street assholes.

Recumbent bicyclists are second only to Bernie Voters in sense of entitlement. Put a BernieBro on a recumbent bike and you've achieved some kind of douchebag singularity.

Doog_de_Jour

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

FTGs

Here's the thing: Back when I didn't live in the big city, per say, I loved putting on some tight spandex and riding my road bike up some low traffic, mt road with plenty of shoulder. And I when I do get my road bike out once a year, my try hard white heart and lungs enable me to smoke most bike geeks around here. But seriously FTG's! I am tired of their shitty ass manners. Sharing the road is a two way street assholes.

I like to fancy myself to be a pretty tolerant individual but bicyclists in Seattle put my patience to the test. I really strongly believe there should be restrictions on when they can be out on the roads. I don't care how many neon articles of clothing you have on or how many flashing lights you have stuck onto your bike, you are not going to be very visible to motorists in the dark (especially if it's raining). Same thing with rush hour/peak commutes - I can't believe the number of times some entitled individual on a bike takes up a lane of the road which clogs up traffic.

Yeah, FTG!

YellowSnow

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

GrundleStiltzkin said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

FTGs

Here's the thing: Back when I didn't live in the big city, per say, I loved putting on some tight spandex and riding my road bike up some low traffic, mt road with plenty of shoulder. And I when I do get my road bike out once a year, my try hard white heart and lungs enable me to smoke most bike geeks around here. But seriously FTG's! I am tired of their shitty ass manners. Sharing the road is a two way street assholes.

Recumbent bicyclists are second only to Bernie Voters in sense of entitlement. Put a BernieBro on a recumbent bike and you've achieved some kind of douchebag singularity.

FTG's!

Only way they could be any lamer is if you added in some rowing (hi @tenndawg )

YellowSnow

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

Doog_de_Jour said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

FTGs

Here's the thing: Back when I didn't live in the big city, per say, I loved putting on some tight spandex and riding my road bike up some low traffic, mt road with plenty of shoulder. And I when I do get my road bike out once a year, my try hard white heart and lungs enable me to smoke most bike geeks around here. But seriously FTG's! I am tired of their shitty ass manners. Sharing the road is a two way street assholes.

I like to fancy myself to be a pretty tolerant individual but bicyclists in Seattle put my patience to the test. I really strongly believe there should be restrictions on when they can be out on the roads. I don't care how many neon articles of clothing you have on or how many flashing lights you have stuck onto your bike, you are not going to be very visible to motorists in the dark (especially if it's raining). Same thing with rush hour/peak commutes - I can't believe the number of times some entitled individual on a bike takes up a lane of the road which clogs up traffic.

Yeah, FTG!

Exactly. You can have some douche out there on NE 80th or NE 45th holding up 10 cars or more and in his (or her) mind they think are some how making traffic better by taking a car of the road. The worst of the bunch is the bike commuter with a kid or two on the bike riding in the rain and dark conditions. Blows my mind.

Kaepsknee

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

I like to ride my bicycle.
I like to ride my bike.

But when I do in the City I'm either in the bike lane near the curb or riding on the sidewalk.

Like when you were a Kid.

It's amazing so many adults are so fucking stupid.

YellowSnow

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

2001400ex said:

https://youtu.be/GugsCdLHm-Q

dflea

Neither Portland nor Seattle bikers are even close to as fucked up as the psychos that ride their bikes up Highway 101 along Hood Canal.

Tight, twisty road - no shoulder in most places, and trucks and RVs all over the place.

Does that sound like a good place to ride your fucking bike?

Great way to stay healthy up until you get run over.

oregonblitzkrieg

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

FTGs

Here's the thing: Back when I didn't live in the big city, per say, I loved putting on some tight spandex and riding my road bike up some low traffic, mt road with plenty of shoulder. And I when I do get my road bike out once a year, my try hard white heart and lungs enable me to smoke most bike geeks around here. But seriously FTG's! I am tired of their shitty ass manners. Sharing the road is a two way street assholes.

Recumbent bicyclists are second only to Bernie Voters in sense of entitlement. Put a BernieBro on a recumbent bike and you've achieved some kind of douchebag singularity.

FTG's!

Only way they could be any lamer is if you added in some rowing (hi @tenndawg )

Subsitute the dude for a fat lesbian and that gif would be perfect.

BearsWiin

Cyclists in my area have told me that they don't like to use bike lanes because they don't like riding on road debris that accumulates toward the side of the road. GET IN A FUCKING CAR ALREADY

YellowSnow

Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.

RedRocket

Share the Road

Fuck you assholes. I love wearing lycra and slowing down traffic. Gives me a chance to show off my rock hard calves and glutes. I get the horn a lot but I figure it's a celebratory gesture endorsing my massive package which permanently bulges out of my skin tight bike shorts. Pretty sure you losers are all just jealous.

BearsWiin

I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little