6am - fly out of Chicago 8:30am - arrive in Seatac, breakfast and drinks at 13 Coins 10am - arrive at my brother's house and take a nap 1pm - wake up, resume drinking activities 4pm - tailgate, continue drinking 7pm - kick off, note to self: do not drink so much that I can't walk into the stadium 11pm - dropped off at Seatac for red-eye flight back to Chicago 11:02pm - pass out at airport, note to self: leave note on chest with my flight info asking for anyone who reads it to wake me in time for flight 12am - hope someone read my note and I get on my flight
6am - fly out of Chicago 8:30am - arrive in Seatac, breakfast and drinks at 13 Coins 10am - arrive at my brother's house and take a nap 1pm - wake up, resume drinking activities 4pm - tailgate, continue drinking 7pm - kick off, note to self: do not drink so much that I can't walk into the stadium 11pm - dropped off at Seatac for red-eye flight back to Chicago 11:02pm - pass out at airport, note to self: leave note on chest with my flight info asking for anyone who reads it to wake me in time for flight 12am - hope someone read my note and I get on my flight
6am - fly out of Chicago 8:30am - arrive in Seatac, breakfast and drinks at 13 Coins 10am - arrive at my brother's house and take a nap 1pm - wake up, resume drinking activities 4pm - tailgate, continue drinking 7pm - kick off, note to self: do not drink so much that I can't walk into the stadium 11pm - dropped off at Seatac for red-eye flight back to Chicago 11:02pm - pass out at airport, note to self: leave note on chest with my flight info asking for anyone who reads it to wake me in time for flight 12am - hope someone read my note and I get on my flight
Chinned for 13 Coins. The rest of your day is ass.
6am - fly out of Chicago 8:30am - arrive in Seatac, breakfast and drinks at 13 Coins 10am - arrive at my brother's house and take a nap 1pm - wake up, resume drinking activities 4pm - tailgate, continue drinking 7pm - kick off, note to self: do not drink so much that I can't walk into the stadium 11pm - dropped off at Seatac for red-eye flight back to Chicago 11:02pm - pass out at airport, note to self: leave note on chest with my flight info asking for anyone who reads it to wake me in time for flight 12am - hope someone read my note and I get on my flight
Chinned for 13 Coins. The rest of your day is ass.
6am - fly out of Chicago 8:30am - arrive in Seatac, breakfast and drinks at 13 Coins 10am - arrive at my brother's house and take a nap 1pm - wake up, resume drinking activities 4pm - tailgate, continue drinking 7pm - kick off, note to self: do not drink so much that I can't walk into the stadium 11pm - dropped off at Seatac for red-eye flight back to Chicago 11:02pm - pass out at airport, note to self: leave note on chest with my flight info asking for anyone who reads it to wake me in time for flight 12am - hope someone read my note and I get on my flight
6am - fly out of Chicago 8:30am - arrive in Seatac, breakfast and drinks at 13 Coins 10am - arrive at my brother's house and take a nap 1pm - wake up, resume drinking activities 4pm - tailgate, continue drinking 7pm - kick off, note to self: do not drink so much that I can't walk into the stadium 11pm - dropped off at Seatac for red-eye flight back to Chicago 11:02pm - pass out at airport, note to self: leave note on chest with my flight info asking for anyone who reads it to wake me in time for flight 12am - hope someone read my note and I get on my flight
7 works for me. I had to grill my steak at 11 in the morning yesterday and by the end of the game I was baked with several hours of football to go.
The early afternoon game is a relic of times past and something the locals are concerned about. As TV viewer late is great. Nobody cares on the east coast anyway. We didn't even make the wrap up highlights and the game was on ESPN
7 works for me. I had to grill my steak at 11 in the morning yesterday and by the end of the game I was baked with several hours of football to go.
The early afternoon game is a relic of times past and something the locals are concerned about. As TV viewer late is great. Nobody cares on the east coast anyway. We didn't even make the wrap up highlights and the game was on ESPN
7 works for me. I had to grill my steak at 11 in the morning yesterday and by the end of the game I was baked with several hours of football to go.
The early afternoon game is a relic of times past and something the locals are concerned about. As TV viewer late is great. Nobody cares on the east coast anyway. We didn't even make the wrap up highlights and the game was on ESPN
Hard to compete when the game of the year was going on at the same time.
Fuck Joey Galloway and Fuck Ohio State.
And fuck Jonathon Smith for allowing Joey's smug face exist.
Comments
I like it.
*Warning - @Tequilla game day plan poast follows
6am - fly out of Chicago
8:30am - arrive in Seatac, breakfast and drinks at 13 Coins
10am - arrive at my brother's house and take a nap
1pm - wake up, resume drinking activities
4pm - tailgate, continue drinking
7pm - kick off, note to self: do not drink so much that I can't walk into the stadium
11pm - dropped off at Seatac for red-eye flight back to Chicago
11:02pm - pass out at airport, note to self: leave note on chest with my flight info asking for anyone who reads it to wake me in time for flight
12am - hope someone read my note and I get on my flight
The early afternoon game is a relic of times past and something the locals are concerned about. As TV viewer late is great. Nobody cares on the east coast anyway. We didn't even make the wrap up highlights and the game was on ESPN
Fuck Joey Galloway and Fuck Ohio State.
And fuck Jonathon Smith for allowing Joey's smug face exist.
I think Trump should just nuke Montana over this but he won’t because he’s a pussy.
I’m triggered because daylight savings kicked in last night and the sunset was 4:02pm today, in fucking October.
My biological clock is so fucked it doesn’t even matter anymore.