Caption contest

MadHusky · October 2017

PurpleBaze · October 2017

Ow! My finger!

backthepack · October 2017

Where is my small titted hot tub bitch?

DeepSeaZ · October 2017

Nom nom nom

YellowSnow · October 2017

Jelly or syrup? I prefer syrup.

Doogles · October 2017

In the mornin' just do a good brushin', smile, and move the fuck on.

Baseman · October 2017

News: your shit stinks.

Dennis_DeYoung · October 2017

I wear UnderArmour wrist bands to prevent this exact type of situation!

2001400ex · October 2017

My vagina is sore.

Swaye · October 2017

The first 6 inches were consensual.

Quietcowskee · October 2017

This woman who looks like a man is aggressively eating my ass, which is not as enjoyable an experience as I would've thought. Though I'm the chosen one, I would never have "chosen" to experience this publicly. Boy, what a pickle I'm finding myself in!

Fenderbender123 · October 2017

Fancy Feast.

Passion · October 2017

MadHusky said:

“I can’t believe Potoa’e sacked me. He sucks.”

PostGameOrangeSlices · October 2017

backthepack said:
Where is my small titted hot tub bitch?

If you are going to bash bitches with perky titties that look better as the girl ages, you arent going to last long...

Pitchfork51 · October 2017

YellowSnow said:
Jelly or syrup? I prefer syrup.

I think everyone missed this Chris rock reference.

JaWarrenJaHooker · October 2017

Baabs, every game is difficult in the best conference in the land. Dawgs will lose 1 they shouldn't. Maybe 2 although unlikely...but theyll get tripped up as this isn't the ACC or SEC. Go ahead and save it. I think Stanford will get them. UCLA too. But this is early. Give me non-conference to evaluate teams and I'll revisit prediction.

UCLA my early pick for South. USC too obvious. Rosen and a lot of starters look good. Mora is due. Remember that. There's a reason the MGM trolls my posts here. After my Colorado pick I got a visit from Jimmy and Arturo from the Salducci family. They offered Pup a shiny new Benz but I requested the 911 gt2. I'm a sucker for a traditional handler.