Stop pretending to like IPA’s

doogie

Ouch

IPAs are a lie.

There, I said it. In a few years, Americans will all look at each other and shrug:

“To be honest, I never liked IPAs.”

“You neither?”

“Nah, I just went along with it because I thought I was supposed to like them.”

“Me too!”

http://www.sfexaminer.com/stop-pretending-like-ipas/

PurpleThrobber

IPAs taste like bile.

Give me a lager or give me death.

dflea

You fucking pussies should stick to Zima.

creepycoug

dflea said:

You fucking pussies should stick to Zima wine coolers.

Pitchfork51

I like pale ales the best

YellowSnow

There's a right beer for every occasion; sometimes that's and IPA. But there's no question, the craft beer market is over saturated with them. Come on craft brewers, we don't need another triple hopped 7.5% ABV beer.

UWhuskytskeet

I like some of the milder IPAs, but Ass-Fuck Quintuple-Hop IPA bullshit can die.

Said it before, but I'm way more impressed with a good lager or pilsner.

RaceBannon

dflea said:

You fucking pussies should stick to semen.

Dugdawg

Couldn't disagree more.

This is the kind of guy who calls a Budweiser a "Bud Heavy"

GrundleStiltzkin

UWhuskytskeet said:

I like some of the milder IPAs, but Ass-Fuck Quintuple-Hop IPA bullshit can die.

Said it before, but I'm way more impressed with a good lager or pilsner.

Harder to produce in quality, still boring as fuck.

Sledog

I never liked IPA's. A friend gave me a double IPA and it was twice as bad. Lager, Pilsner, Hefe and one of my favorites dark Hefe. Although at times beer is too much work. I drink more whiskey these days.

Edwin_Bambino

Sometimes I just want to get drunk off 6 beers instead of 12, so IPA's are handy for that. Other than that meh, they are ok in certain situations.

Blackie

Been drinking them since old school Ballard Bitter. But yeah, there's way too many brewers making poorly crafted hop bombs to cover their technical inadequacies.

2001400ex

Pitchfork51 said:

I like pale ales the best

Stifler has your pale ale.

LebamDawg

I like rot gut beers - malt liquors are always good - Mickey's ........... (anticipation) big mouth if for nothing more than annoying people - Modelo, Coors Light, and on occasion an IPA - longhammer because it comes in 16 oz cans (4/ 5.99) and Ft George Vortex IPA

section8

IPA was great until this ABV and quad hopped arms race bullshit started. I hate ordering a beer that makes you feel like you've sunburned your throat and puts you 4x over the legal limit in one pint.

Pitchfork51

section8 said:

IPA was great until this ABV and quad hopped arms race bullshit started. I hate ordering a beer that makes you feel like you've sunburned your throat and puts you 4x over the legal limit in one pint.

You go over the legal limit with Coors you lightweight bitch

Swaye

PBR all day er'y day

LebamDawg

Swaye said:

PBR all day er'y day

Ya can't beat a beer that comes in a 30 pack - I normally buy that which is on sale and it started out cheap. I got a 24 pack of Modelo for 16.99 so I splurged (stoopid word that is)

Mosster47

Swaye said:

PBR all day er'y day

A really close friend of mine was in thr Iowa Air National Guard back in the 90's while he was going to UNI. Bill Clinton was visiting their guard base for some stupid reason and he was part of the crew welcoming them in. It was in the fall and a really windy and cold, shitty, normal Iowa type day.

The motorcade pulls up, the doors on both sides open up and a bunch of PBR cans come blowing out of it.

Slick Willy was a PBR man.

Sledog

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

PBR all day er'y day

A really close friend of mine was in thr Iowa Air National Guard back in the 90's while he was going to UNI. Bill Clinton was visiting their guard base for some stupid reason and he was part of the crew welcoming them in. It was in the fall and a really windy and cold, shitty, normal Iowa type day.

The motorcade pulls up, the doors on both sides open up and a bunch of PBR cans come blowing out of it.

Slick Willy was a PBR man.

PBR is OK if it's ice cold.