HCH Tuff Guy Power Rankings

GrundleStiltzkin

1. Superior court certified firearms expert
2. Highest level corch in a football state
3. 6'5" 260 lbs. Former Army Ranger and college basketball player
4. Middlebury undergrad
5. lol at 600k a year being wealthy

[6...98]
99. Tac Town
100. Cal

Southerndawg

Cal too high

doogie

I thought 6 was gonna be “2 inches of Thunder”

RedRocket

Disappointed that "I would have shot the moslem myself if I encountered him attempting to kill someone with a machete" didn't make the list.

PurpleBaze

How about sexually identifying as an attack helicopter?

@Dardanus

whlinder

1. PGOS

tenndawg

You bitches better recognize I graduated from the Appalachian School Of Law, Serpent Handling & Combat Arts...so the true rankings should be


1. Me
2. Batman
3. Thor
4. Terminator
5. Rambo

Others receiving votes: some of you fags that want to hissy bitch slap each other at 7-11

Dardanus

PurpleBaze said:

How about sexually identifying as an attack helicopter?

@Dardanus

This guy "gets it"

YellowSnow

tenndawg said:

You bitches better recognize I graduated from the Appalachian School Of Law, Serpent Handling & Combat Arts...so the true rankings should be


1. Me
2. Batman
3. Thor
4. Terminator
5. Rambo

Others receiving votes: some of you fags that want to hissy bitch slap each other at 7-11

I think I was the first here to out where you got your JD so free pub for me!

Pitchfork51

I threw a cup of soda at a douchebag at Whataburger in college

PostGameOrangeSlices

whlinder said:

1. PGOS

Seriously what the fuck at this omission

TierbsHsotBoobs

Hurtful that trolling a Condooga chat as FourthReich didn't make the list

GrundleStiltzkin

Dardanus said:

PurpleBaze said:

How about sexually identifying as an attack helicopter?

@Dardanus

This guy "gets it"

No joke, my original #1. But the Hellfire fury and sticky-foreigner-covering globs didn't seem to fit with corches and woodchip recyclers.

Dardanus

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Dardanus said:

PurpleBaze said:

How about sexually identifying as an attack helicopter?

@Dardanus

This guy "gets it"

No joke, my original #1. But the Hellfire fury and sticky-foreigner-covering globs didn't seem to fit with corches and woodchip recyclers.

Depends on the corch. Amirite @ArtBriles?

Swaye

tenndawg said:

You bitches better recognize I graduated from the Appalachian School Of Law, Serpent Handling & Combat Arts...so the true rankings should be


1. Me
2. Batman
3. Thor
4. Terminator
5. Rambo

Others receiving votes: some of you fags that want to hissy bitch slap each other at 7-11

I'm starting to love you. No homo.