I never thought anybody could talk more than me ... but @TommySQC definitely proved me wrong
The drive home was amazing. He passed out in Newcastle and woke up at the South Hill Wendy's on Meridian for a cheeseburger, so that part was blissful. Some "topics" of conversation:
-my belief in God (he fell asleep right after he asked me. This was in Kent and I didn't notice until Algona. I had been pontificating the entire time.)
@TommySQC started out with a cab that drank like a Merlot. When asked why he wasn’t drinking a beer, he said, “I don’t like mixing up my drinks.”
He then proceeded to the bourbon.
I remember saying that.
You remember a lot of things, fuckface... like seeing me at Husky games over 10 years ago in section 8 and my occupation. And you were most likely blitzed at the games much like @WhiskeyDawg. Only creepers & stalkers remember such details about someone else.
maybe he LIKES you
Unfortunately, he's not my type. He's too loud and boisterous... definite red flag.
I never thought anybody could talk more than me ... but @TommySQC definitely proved me wrong
Nacho and I were deeply engrossed in a discussion about bars and beer rooms and marketplace considerations. When suddenly from across the room Tommy's inebriated voice rang out...
"Derek!..... Derek!... I'm too drunk... tell everyone the story about pruny fingers!!!"
Not like you guys were discussing anything chinteresting anyway.
FYI....that was my inside voice sober and drunk. I'm loud by nature.
Gah. Wood knot. I remember those horrible fucking videos of her where you could actually see butt zits. Good thing this yeast infected hepatitis ridden walking cum sock brought down the site. Good investment.
Gah. Wood knot. I remember those horrible fucking videos of her where you could actually see butt zits. Good thing this yeast infected hepatitis ridden walking cum sock brought down the site. Good investment.
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Oh, wait, no...the opposite of that.
What happens in the Pizza Coop stays in the Pizza Coop.
I will say that we were all disappointed that there was no glory hole.
Not like you guys were discussing anything chinteresting anyway.
FYI....that was my inside voice sober and drunk. I'm loud by nature.
Simple fact.