Official: USC vs Cuog Dream Dash pre-game thread

PurpleBaze

This is going to go to quadruple overtime.

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Darnold flat-out sucks

CuntWaffle

hahaha Helton trying to be an offensive genius at the goal line!

YellowSnow

Cripple Fight!!

DodgyBloke

San Darnold is pulling a Jake Brownsock in a big time game

PurpleBaze

CuntWaffle said:

hahaha Helton trying to be an offensive genius at the goal line!

Darnold is pressing. He has trust issues. Just rip it, brah.

CuntWaffle

DodgyBloke said:

San Darnold is pulling a Jake Brownsock in a big time game

As is Clay Helton pulling a Sark!

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Helton is pretty much Lane Sarkisian III

RedRocket

Hippopeteamus said:

Also, why is USC throwing it????

Same retarded reason Smiff does. Gotta out think the competition even if your Oline and RB can push the other team's shit in.

TurdBomber

Cuogs sure miss Bo Levi Mitchell.

mobey

RedRocket said:

Hippopeteamus said:

Also, why is USC throwing it????

Same retarded reason Smiff does. Gotta out think the competition even if your Oline and RB can push the other team's shit in.

And Bevell and...

CuntWaffle

IVAN!!!

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Would AP All-American Cody O'Connell be in UW's two deeps?

Hippopeteamus

RedRocket said:

Hippopeteamus said:

Also, why is USC throwing it????

Same retarded reason Smiff does. Gotta out think the competition even if your Oline and RB can push the other team's shit in.

I knew that was the answer. I was just hoping that there was one offensive coach who was not an idiot.

Hippopeteamus

CuntWaffle said:

IVAN!!!

You would think USC was playing in Florida with 100 degree temperatures and 100% humidity.

Baseman

The Ivan Factor
#ivangate #hotdogsovereverything

RoadDawg55

BabsGilbyTawdTy said:

Darnold flat-out sucks

Very average without last year's line and receivers. He makes horrible decisions every game.

CuntWaffle

At what point does USC go "hmmmmmm all of our players get injured all the time. I wonder where the source is"?

Hopefully never!

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Helton is basically a caricature of the Dumb-Ass Football Coach.

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Mush Brain will take 3-4 ridiculous sacks each game