PM to AZDuck

TierbsHsotBoobs

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/910472242965962753

RedRocket

Well yeah. They couldn't suck each other off otherwise.

MikeSeaver

So, just like male humans, right guys?

Right?

FireCohen

"Scientists estimate a third of all duck matings are forced" I guess porking at porking lot is just a natural law for the ducks lol


BTW great board selection

TierbsHsotBoobs

WeakarmCobra said:

"Scientists estimate a third of all duck matings are forced" I guess porking at porking lot is just a natural law for the ducks lol


BTW great board selection

PM threads always belong on this bored

AZDuck

@TierbsHsotBoobs

http://www.nature.com/news/sexual-competition-among-ducks-wreaks-havoc-on-penis-size-1.22648


rub my bill, oh yeah

dnc

AZDuck said:

@TierbsHsotBoobs

http://www.nature.com/news/sexual-competition-among-ducks-wreaks-havoc-on-penis-size-1.22648


rub my bill, oh yeah

Kudos on the link. T's and P's to OBK.

Clues may lie in the drama of ruddy-duck life. The birds have some of the largest penis-to-body ratios found in nature — with penises sometimes longer than their bodies. “I can’t imagine they could grow any longer,” Brennan says. The birds have also been known to fight to the death, which suggests that smaller ruddy ducks might be too stressed to develop penises normally. “Bullying may increase stress hormones, and those could counteract the effects of androgen hormones” that control penis growth, Brennan says.

dflea

dnc said:

AZDuck said:

@TierbsHsotBoobs

http://www.nature.com/news/sexual-competition-among-ducks-wreaks-havoc-on-penis-size-1.22648


rub my bill, oh yeah

Kudos on the link. T's and P's to OBK.

Clues may lie in the drama of ruddy-duck life. The birds have some of the largest penis-to-body ratios found in nature — with penises sometimes longer than their bodies. “I can’t imagine they could grow any longer,” Brennan says. The birds have also been known to fight to the death, which suggests that smaller ruddy ducks might be too stressed to develop penises normally. “Bullying may increase stress hormones, and those could counteract the effects of androgen hormones” that control penis growth, Brennan says.

obk shall now be known as srd - "smaller ruddy duck"

PurpleBaze

dflea said:

dnc said:

AZDuck said:

@TierbsHsotBoobs

http://www.nature.com/news/sexual-competition-among-ducks-wreaks-havoc-on-penis-size-1.22648


rub my bill, oh yeah

Kudos on the link. T's and P's to OBK.

Clues may lie in the drama of ruddy-duck life. The birds have some of the largest penis-to-body ratios found in nature — with penises sometimes longer than their bodies. “I can’t imagine they could grow any longer,” Brennan says. The birds have also been known to fight to the death, which suggests that smaller ruddy ducks might be too stressed to develop penises normally. “Bullying may increase stress hormones, and those could counteract the effects of androgen hormones” that control penis growth, Brennan says.

obk shall now be known as srd - "smaller ruddy duck"

oregonblitzcuck has a nice ring to it.

AZDuck

me and my wife were texting about this thred

dnc

AZDuck said:

me and my wife were texting about this thred

I know you're being sarcasmic, but ducks don't need consent

dflea

She's saying you're a smaller ruddy duck?

AZDuck

dflea said:

She's saying you're a smaller ruddy duck?

don't gender me!

Pitchfork51

I should have guessed that you use quotation marks in texts to a woman

Jesus

AZDuck

Pitchfork51 said:

I should have guessed that you use quotation marks in texts to a woman

Jesus

Ur a millennial "bundle of sticks"

PurpleBaze

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/910472242965962753

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@46XiJCAB
@thechatch

thechatch

PurpleBaze said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/910472242965962753

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@46XiJCAB
@thechatch

Sweet.

46XiJCAB

PurpleBaze said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/910472242965962753

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@46XiJCAB
@thechatch

Better than shrivel dick.

SCOREBOARD!

Postal91

46XiJCAB said:

PurpleBaze said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/910472242965962753

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@46XiJCAB
@thechatch

Better than shrivel dick.

SCOREBOARD!

Q: A duck tends to be in _______ all day.

A:
1). Water
2). Lanning’s wife
3). A van
4). All the above

Fenderbender123

Postal91 said:

46XiJCAB said:

PurpleBaze said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/910472242965962753

.

@46XiJCAB
@thechatch

Better than shrivel dick.

SCOREBOARD!

Q: A duck tends to be in _______ all day.

A:
1). Water
2). Lanning’s wife
3). A van
4). All the above

5) Bred

RTD

Postal91 said:

46XiJCAB said:

PurpleBaze said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/910472242965962753

.

@46XiJCAB
@thechatch

Better than shrivel dick.

SCOREBOARD!

Q: A duck tends to be in _______ all day.

A:
1). Water
2). Lanning’s wife
3). A van
4). All the above

Confit