2017 CFB Head Coach Roadkill List

Miley_Cyrus

Black Sark
Brian Kelly
Jim Mora?
Butch Jones
Todd Graham

Who am I missing?

PurpleBaze

Miley_Cyrus said:

Black Sark
Brian Kelly
Jim Mora?
Butch Jones
Todd Graham

Who am I missing?

Brian Kelly

Pitchfork51

The fat fuck at arky

Riley

TierbsHsotBoobs

Can we include assistants?

https://twitter.com/Bretbloomquist/status/909459072830775297

Gwad

How about the team that only beats Portland state 6 out of 10 times?

RaceBannon

Ed Orgeron can pick up the home game of LSU coach on his way out

Kaepsknee

Rich Rod ranked way tu low

Tequilla

Ole Miss interim coach

Gary Andersen will be shit canned

Kaepsknee

Tequilla said:

Ole Miss interim coach

Gary Andersen will be shit canned

Whose writing that check in Corvallis?

Pitchfork51

salemcoog said:

Rich Rod ranked way tu low

They don't give a fuck down there in Tucson

He wont get fired even with like 2-3 wins

FireCohen

Well done Sven

JaWarrenJaHooker

Does the dipshit that took over at Baylor have to LEAVE after they go #Owen12?

NorwegianHusky

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Does the dipshit that took over at Baylor have to LEAVE after they go #Owen12?

No. They can't get a good coach in today's PC anti-rape climate. I blame millenials. Anyway they're in for the long rebuild.

Barry Odom might already be out at Mizzou, though.

AZDuck

NorwegianHusky said:

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Does the dipshit that took over at Baylor have to LEAVE after they go #Owen12?

No. They can't get a good coach in today's PC anti-rape climate. I blame millenials. Anyway they're in for the long rebuild.

Barry Odom might already be out at Mizzou, though.

You can't rebuild what isn't there. Without easy sexual abuse of female undergrads, Baylor is Tulsa in a less fun town.

IPukeOregonGrellow

AZDuck said:

NorwegianHusky said:

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Does the dipshit that took over at Baylor have to LEAVE after they go #Owen12?

No. They can't get a good coach in today's PC anti-rape climate. I blame millenials. Anyway they're in for the long rebuild.

Barry Odom might already be out at Mizzou, though.

You can't rebuild what isn't there. Without easy sexual abuse of female undergrads, Baylor is Tulsa in a less fun town.

Tulsa is too high.

Mosster47

Kevin Sumlin
Gus Malzahn

rodmansrage

Pitchfork51 said:

The fat fuck at arky

Riley

chinteresting takes on both. fat boy has a $15mm buyout this year, so it seems unlikely.

riley just signed that one year extension, so husks would have 3 coaches (bo, rilesdawg, and TBD) on 2018 payroll.

again, either way will be chineresting.

Southerndawg

http://www.coacheshotseat.com/CoachesHotSeatRanking.htm

Todd Graham
Mike Riley
Mark Whipple
Kevin Sumlin
Bret Bielema
David Beaty
Brian Kelly
Ed Orgeron
Scottie Montgomery
Barry Odom
Brad Lambert
Sean Kugler
Tyson Summers
Steve Addazio
Jim Mora


I'd order them a little differently, but that seems like a solid top 15 as of now.

Unless some sort of miraculous turn arounds happen at aTm and Nebraska, Sumlin and Riley could be the first two fired.

Also, IMO ASU cares more about football than the average degenerate in here cares to recognize. I think Graham is toast, they have way too much talent to be that bad of a football team. Same goes for UCLA, but who knows with those guys, Mora could finish second in the South and get a contract extension. They're too much like UW has been prior to Cohen.

doogville

rodmansrage said:

Pitchfork51 said:

The fat fuck at arky

Riley

chinteresting takes on both. fat boy has a $15mm buyout this year, so it seems unlikely.

riley just signed that one year extension, so husks would have 3 coaches (bo, rilesdawg, and TBD) on 2018 payroll.

again, either way will be chineresting.

Giving any coach a $15 million buyout should instantly get an AD fired.

Southerndawg

doogville said:

rodmansrage said:

Pitchfork51 said:

The fat fuck at arky

Riley

chinteresting takes on both. fat boy has a $15mm buyout this year, so it seems unlikely.

riley just signed that one year extension, so husks would have 3 coaches (bo, rilesdawg, and TBD) on 2018 payroll.

again, either way will be chineresting.

Giving any coach a $15 million buyout should instantly get an AD fired.

What if that coach is Nick Saban?

RoadDawg55

Southerndawg said:

http://www.coacheshotseat.com/CoachesHotSeatRanking.htm

Todd Graham
Mike Riley
Mark Whipple
Kevin Sumlin
Bret Bielema
David Beaty
Brian Kelly
Ed Orgeron
Scottie Montgomery
Barry Odom
Brad Lambert
Sean Kugler
Tyson Summers
Steve Addazio
Jim Mora


I'd order them a little differently, but that seems like a solid top 15 as of now.

Unless some sort of miraculous turn arounds happen at aTm and Nebraska, Sumlin and Riley could be the first two fired.

Also, IMO ASU cares more about football than the average degenerate in here cares to recognize. I think Graham is toast, they have way too much talent to be that bad of a football team. Same goes for UCLA, but who knows with those guys, Mora could finish second in the South and get a contract extension. They're too much like UW has been prior to Cohen.

I think Riley will get a 4th year. He shouldn't, but will.