OFFICIAL Washington - Fresno State Game Thread sponsored by PETA

DerekJohnson

PurpleBaze

UW receives the kickoff & returns it to the 50. Three pass plays nets them 4 yards. They punt.

whlinder

So excited to finally catch a game in Doak Campbell!!!one! Started driving down to Tallahassee last night! Go Dawgs!!

Swaye

This scrimmage will be stupid.

tenndawg

Swaye said:

This scrimmage will be stupid.

CLS will have you in a 3 hour "Couples Sensitivity Yoga Seminar" so you won't have to actually watch it....

And remember, real men share their feelings and admit their weaknesses

NorwegianHusky

This match-up is roughly the equivalent of lathering up your dick with numbing cream and going to town on a cold cantaloupe, and it doesn't even start until 3:30 AM my time. Am I really enough of a dumb cunt to stay up that late to watch a fucking scrimmage? Stay tuned to find out.

tenndawg

NorwegianHusky said:

This match-up is roughly the equivalent of lathering up your dick with numbing cream and going to town on a cold cantaloupe

I always question the grocer about honeydew and watermelon, maybe ask if he sells a scooper to make melon balls - so he won't know why I really want the cantaloupe...

And I buy the numbing cream somewhere else at a different time...

LoneStarDawg

NorwegianHusky said:

This match-up is roughly the equivalent of lathering up your dick with numbing cream and going to town on a cold cantaloupe, and it doesn't even start until 3:30 AM my time. Am I really enough of a dumb cunt to stay up that late to watch a fucking scrimmage? Stay tuned to find out.

Scandic watch party?!?!?!?

NorwegianHusky

LoneStarDawg said:

NorwegianHusky said:

This match-up is roughly the equivalent of lathering up your dick with numbing cream and going to town on a cold cantaloupe, and it doesn't even start until 3:30 AM my time. Am I really enough of a dumb cunt to stay up that late to watch a fucking scrimmage? Stay tuned to find out.

Scandic watch party?!?!?!?

If someone else can bring the rotten fish, I'll bring the vodka and knives.

Gladstone

PurpleBaze said:

UW receives the kickoff & returns it to the 50. Three pass plays nets them 4 yards. They punt.

McClatcher isn't returning shit to the 50.

LoneStarDawg

NorwegianHusky said:

LoneStarDawg said:

NorwegianHusky said:

This match-up is roughly the equivalent of lathering up your dick with numbing cream and going to town on a cold cantaloupe, and it doesn't even start until 3:30 AM my time. Am I really enough of a dumb cunt to stay up that late to watch a fucking scrimmage? Stay tuned to find out.

Scandic watch party?!?!?!?

If someone else can bring the rotten fish, I'll bring the vodka and knives.

Surströmming is fermented not rotten, learn the difference

oregonblitzkrieg

Fresno State has a chance in this one.

NorwegianHusky

LoneStarDawg said:

NorwegianHusky said:

LoneStarDawg said:

NorwegianHusky said:

This match-up is roughly the equivalent of lathering up your dick with numbing cream and going to town on a cold cantaloupe, and it doesn't even start until 3:30 AM my time. Am I really enough of a dumb cunt to stay up that late to watch a fucking scrimmage? Stay tuned to find out.

Scandic watch party?!?!?!?

If someone else can bring the rotten fish, I'll bring the vodka and knives.

Surströmming is fermented not rotten, learn the difference

Eh. It's a small distinction, really. And the fermentation process doesn't always protect from actual rot, either. Either way, miss me with that Swedish shit.

DerekJohnson

LoneStarDawg said:

NorwegianHusky said:

LoneStarDawg said:

NorwegianHusky said:

This match-up is roughly the equivalent of lathering up your dick with numbing cream and going to town on a cold cantaloupe, and it doesn't even start until 3:30 AM my time. Am I really enough of a dumb cunt to stay up that late to watch a fucking scrimmage? Stay tuned to find out.

Scandic watch party?!?!?!?

If someone else can bring the rotten fish, I'll bring the vodka and knives.

Surströmming is fermented not rotten, learn the difference

Alright you two, enough already, get a youth hostel

DerekJohnson

NorwegianHusky said:

LoneStarDawg said:

NorwegianHusky said:

LoneStarDawg said:

NorwegianHusky said:

This match-up is roughly the equivalent of lathering up your dick with numbing cream and going to town on a cold cantaloupe, and it doesn't even start until 3:30 AM my time. Am I really enough of a dumb cunt to stay up that late to watch a fucking scrimmage? Stay tuned to find out.

Scandic watch party?!?!?!?

If someone else can bring the rotten fish, I'll bring the vodka and knives.

Surströmming is fermented not rotten, learn the difference

Eh. It's a small distinction, really. And the fermentation process doesn't always protect from actual rot, either. Either way, miss me with that Swedish shit.

Take it to the lutefisk board

LoneStarDawg

DerekJohnson said:

NorwegianHusky said:

LoneStarDawg said:

NorwegianHusky said:

LoneStarDawg said:

NorwegianHusky said:

This match-up is roughly the equivalent of lathering up your dick with numbing cream and going to town on a cold cantaloupe, and it doesn't even start until 3:30 AM my time. Am I really enough of a dumb cunt to stay up that late to watch a fucking scrimmage? Stay tuned to find out.

Scandic watch party?!?!?!?

If someone else can bring the rotten fish, I'll bring the vodka and knives.

Surströmming is fermented not rotten, learn the difference

Eh. It's a small distinction, really. And the fermentation process doesn't always protect from actual rot, either. Either way, miss me with that Swedish shit.

Take it to the lutefisk board

*bored

LoneStarDawg

When the game thread starts at 930am Nordic time you're going to get some hot scandic talk, it's just what happens

biak1

TierbsHsotBoobs

TierbsHsotBoobs

89ute

Swaye said:

This scrimmage will be stupid.

The Philly Chocolate Fondue though...