Time for a buddy check. Who hasn't posted here in a few days?

DerekJohnson

https://runnersworld.com/general-interest/man-arrested-for-masturbating-during-half-marathon?utm_content=2017-09-13&utm_campaign=Rundown&utm_source=runnersworld.com&utm_medium=newsletter&smartcode=YN_0001543713_0001633444&sha1hashlower=9ef97675b80ecf016071cac332d25738555c4e7e&md5hash=5fcd7148e25b57b76d6a3a09bb8e644f

TierbsHsotBoobs

@MikeDamone

DeepSeaZ

Every runner hits a wall during a long run. You do what you need to do to break through that wall. If your toolset contains a jack hammer dick then use it.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Speaking of @MikeDamone, I'm glad he's having fun in Boston again

https://twitter.com/PeteAbe/status/908124144105136128

oregonblitzkrieg

@89ute ?

PurpleBaze

I was going to tag someone, but I won't, because I don't feel like getting banned.

priapism

Some of you obviously haven't heard of runners' chafe.

LebamDawg

how could anyone from here do this? physically running when all the HCH husky poasters are in the basement with soiled sweats. Actually I am in lounge soiled pajamas or something like that

doogie

Did anyone bother to read the actual race rules to see if masturbation is expressly prohibited?

priapism

Pitchfork51

I thought I hadn't than realized I had like 13 times.

Fuck