Ask the Orkin Man - the Montana Edition

DerekJohnson

You've got questions and @swaye will have the answers Saturday morning (assuming he's not blacked out or in the pokey).

So fire away. But please keep in mind that he hates white people. And as always, please keep your questions to manifesto length. Thank you.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Was this a concussion?

DeepSeaZ

If the mascots of the first two UW opponents made a movie, what would be the story line?

AEB

How the fuck do wood roaches, aka water bugs, aka palmetto bugs, get inside? Drains? And why the fuck do they not runway?

YellowSnow

Do you prefer a chocolate or cheese based fondue?

LebamDawg

Why did I get drunk over a friggin' scrimage last week?

Pitchfork51

Is it gay if I wake up in a hotel in Vegas with an Asian man that I don't know in the other bed?

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Was this a concussion?

No, but it was the death of whatever small sliver of confidence Brownsocks had left.

Swaye

DeepSeaZ said:

If the mascots of the first two UW opponents made a movie, what would be the story line?

It would be exactly like the "Knights Who Say Ni." Except with a bear. And not funny.

Swaye

AEB said:

How the fuck do wood roaches, aka water bugs, aka palmetto bugs, get inside? Drains? And why the fuck do they not runway?

Teleportation devices. They are learning our routines and habits to discover the best way to fight us. They will take over the world. SMOD will avenge us.

Swaye

YellowSnow said:

Do you prefer a chocolate or cheese based fondue?

Big Black Chocolate fondue is uncomfortable in my mouth.

Swaye

LebamDawg said:

Why did I get drunk over a friggin' scrimage last week?

There was a gayme last week?

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Is it gay if I wake up in a hotel in Vegas with an Asian man that I don't know in the other bed?

Depends. Does your butthole hurt?

Swaye

I'll answer all other questions tomorrow. As payment for the fondue debacle CLS has agreed to go to the Savage River to learn to fly fish today. Staying in a small cabin right on the river. No TV. No internet. Just nature, fishing, alcohol and seals. Figured I should get these trips done during the preseason. So really I could have done this trip anytime until December but the fish will be biting better now.

Swaye

DOUBLE FRANNY!!!!!!

Swaye

Also, this picture was taken in a little town called Yoga Pants, Montana.

H_D

Why does it hurt when I pee?

oregonblitzkrieg

Swaye said:

Also, this picture was taken in a little town called Yoga Pants, Montana.

Looks like a cash only, hard target kind of chick. That ass is completely off the grid.

tenndawg

Why didn't Lemmy have the moles removed ?

Gladstone

Why did D&D ruin Stannis the Mannis?

Gladstone

most underrated comment from rutgers game thread during their opening drive lol:

Mad_Son said:

I'm on the verge of melting down like a fucking bowl of @Swaye 's fondue