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  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    Please tell me someone else saw the Rootgers player that was meat gazing and grabbed a whole handful of Gaskin dick

    i was jealous
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,367

    Please tell me someone else saw the Rootgers player that was meat gazing and grabbed a whole handful of Gaskin dick

    LEAVE!
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    LebamDawg said:

    How many people peed in that hot tub, 40? I definitely would have if I was in it.

    I would be more worried about how many cummed? in the tub
    *came
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    You had a game today?
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789

    You had a game today?

    *scrimmage
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    I'd expect better rushing numbers if Gaskin and Coleman both snapped their ACLs during warm ups.

    WHAT THE FUCK.
  • seatownfunkseatownfunk Member Posts: 806
    The oline got beat up
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,506 Standard Supporter

    I think Rutgers got most of their stats in the 4th quarter, but we couldn't run against them last year either.

    2016

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    2017

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    We? were trying to make the scrimmage cinto a practice.
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    I'm very proud of our boys

    We played like calm, polite, well mannered Christian gentlemen

    Might need a few new grindstones too, all those white noses crowded together on the one we have
  • section_332section_332 Member Posts: 2,403

    Never forget

    That's me in the background guys.
  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    can someone explain the rationale behind designing of a play where the ball gets thrown to the shortest player right into the middle where all the traffic? just asking to be picked off
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,976 Standard Supporter

    can someone explain the rationale behind designing of a play where the ball gets thrown to the shortest player right into the middle where all the traffic? just asking to be picked off

    It's designed for a tall QB with a strong arm, and because the ball is thrown downward and hard, it's unlikely to get picked, as the receiver stays in front of the LBs. Problem isn't McClatcher. Problem is Jake's arm isn't strong. Which, I kinda expect you already know.
  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    edited September 2017
    rewatching the first rutgers drive
    -Benning needs to set the edge better. He got owned on the first drive by the TE and Tackle
    -BBK has a clear shot at the RB on multiple occasion caz DT did their job of clearing space- he can't make the play. We need to stop recruiting white LB - they just sux.
    -Ryan Bowman playing in space is fucking scary (thank god he was covering a white TE/FB)
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,886
    Fenwick said:

    Gaskin still has TWO FUCKING CARRIES

    Wierd, just damned weird. Mybe Smith thinks he graduated.
    No... They're saving him for the Idaho game.
  • jhfstyle24jhfstyle24 Member Posts: 3,255

    If we simply fired our piece of shit "pass first" offensive coordinator, the team would instantly be better and UW would have put up another 14 points last night, at least. Smiffy believes you should throw the ball on 1st and goal at the 7, to open up the run. Then, when UW does run the ball, they pause in the backfield, poorly executing the stupid RPO - as if the opposing D-Line is confused or gives a shit what play it is. 3 seconds after the snap, Coleman is tip-toeing behind his tackle's ass, trying to run through a 2 inch wide hole.

    This is what we get with a former Oregon State QB as our O.C. He demonstrates zero faith in his offensive line, then calls pass protection blocking schemes on running plays instead of having Coleman dive through the holes like the battering ram he is, trucking opposing linebackers for 9 yards at a time.

    What we saw last night, without a solitary fucking doubt, was the true Jonathon Smiff, left to his own devices, without Tedford standing behind him, hand on his back, ready to push him out of the skybox, head first. Unfortunately, I expect to see this shit-show all year long.

    9-3, Mid-Tier Bowl Year.

    Bump
  • GwadGwad Member Posts: 2,855
    Tedford is such a good coach, we were just spoiled in 2016.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,976 Standard Supporter

    If we simply fired our piece of shit "pass first" offensive coordinator, the team would instantly be better and UW would have put up another 14 points last night, at least. Smiffy believes you should throw the ball on 1st and goal at the 7, to open up the run. Then, when UW does run the ball, they pause in the backfield, poorly executing the stupid RPO - as if the opposing D-Line is confused or gives a shit what play it is. 3 seconds after the snap, Coleman is tip-toeing behind his tackle's ass, trying to run through a 2 inch wide hole.

    This is what we get with a former Oregon State QB as our O.C. He demonstrates zero faith in his offensive line, then calls pass protection blocking schemes on running plays instead of having Coleman dive through the holes like the battering ram he is, trucking opposing linebackers for 9 yards at a time.

    What we saw last night, without a solitary fucking doubt, was the true Jonathon Smiff, left to his own devices, without Tedford standing behind him, hand on his back, ready to push him out of the skybox, head first. Unfortunately, I expect to see this shit-show all year long.

    9-3, Mid-Tier Bowl Year.

    Bump
    Ho Lee Fuck! I damn near ran the table. I was off by one successful field goal vs. Utah.

    Puppy: Eat your heart out.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,976 Standard Supporter
    Gwad said:

    Tedford is such a good coach, we were just spoiled in 2016.

    Tedford is a successful HC because he's a big picture guy, who, unlike Smiffy, doesn't get lost inside his own head, thinking it's 2001 again and it's him at QB, not Browning. And opposing DC's could feel Smiff cracking under pressure in the booth, as much as we fans could see it and feel it coming, too. I would repeatedly predict, "Watch the asshole pass here" on a play where a run was far more sensible and logical. and there it would go, out of bounds, losing yardage, resulting in a sack, whatever. Ask my son. He heard it a million times. Smiffy's unpredictability was predictable as fuck.
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