OFFICIAL Washington-Rutgers Game Thread Sponsored by Orkin

DerekJohnson

Tripper_Johnson

Boss

TierbsHsotBoobs

"You can't flag a moderator's post, even when he forgets to include the Crazy Larry picture in the OFFICIAL scrimmage thread"

YellowSnow

Thank god the off season is over so we can start queefing out some real football talk.

TierbsHsotBoobs

YellowSnow said:

Thank god the off season is over so we can start queefing out some real football talk.

Awfully warm out for December

Swaye

I'm going to carve a huge 3 into the fondue tonight to ensure my DAWGS win! WOOF WOOF SNARL GROWL FML!

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

I'm going to carve a huge 3 into the fondue with my dick tonight to ensure my DAWGS win! WOOF WOOF SNARL GROWL FML!

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

I'm going to carve a huge 3 into the fondue with my dick tonight to ensure my DAWGS win! WOOF WOOF SNARL GROWL FML!

That was implied.

NorwegianHusky

Tripper_Johnson said:

Chris-Christie-FUPA.jpg

When you're so fat it looks like you've gone six years with an untreated hernia.

DerekJohnson

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

"You can't flag a moderator's post, even when he forgets to include the Crazy Larry picture in the OFFICIAL scrimmage thread"

Quit living in the past!!1!!!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

The season is finally fucking here and it's fucking over.

Praise be to Allah and to Stalin for providing us with this shittiest of shitholes.

Bread

After last nights indiana vs THEE OSU game i am convinced Rutgers is the best team in The midwest.


Is there free Orkin swag?

YellowSnow

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

Thank god the off season is over so we can start queefing out some real football talk.

Awfully warm out for December

Christ. I fight hard to have your back in the pig wrestling match that is the Tug and this is the thanks I get- i.e., WTF upon WTF? Hurtful.

TommySQC

just landed at SeaTac. First game in years. What's the prefunk like? TheRam? E-1? Padelford? Anyone hosting? I'll bring a half rack and chips/dip

Tripper_Johnson

Red wine and zimas on my catamaran.

Alexis

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

I'm going to carve a huge 3 into the fondue with my dick tonight to ensure my DAWGS win! WOOF WOOF SNARL GROWL FML!

That was implied.

I know you're new (knew) to the fondue circuit, but that shit is really hot. Not sure you, or any of the many Swayettes on the East Coast, want the Rod of the Noble Savage anywhere near boiling hot cheese.

Or maybe they do. EWIWBI

whlinder

Where is the official Fondue Party sponsored by Orkin thread?

I'm hearing that is more @Swaye's speed these days.

I mean Washington has never played a game scrimmage closer to his glorious Winchester trailer in his lifetime and he's going to a Fondue Party instead.

whlinder

God dammit I should read more than like 2 posts to see that swaye has already acknowledged his Fondue whippedness

CuntWaffle

After sleeping on it I'm a little more optimistic about the outcome. I think our? Offense will come ready to rumble. 77-14 Rutgers.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Alexis said:

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

I'm going to carve a huge 3 into the fondue with my dick tonight to ensure my DAWGS win! WOOF WOOF SNARL GROWL FML!

That was implied.

I know you're new (knew) to the fondue circuit, but that shit is really hot. Not sure you, or any of the many Swayettes on the East Coast, want the Rod of the Noble Savage anywhere near boiling hot cheese.

Or maybe they do. EWIWBI

Dick in Fondue is a test of a young warrior's courage and strength.