It just sucks because obviously FSU is my second team, and now they have this head case. Good thing Pete has it rollin' because my back up team is going to be a disaster now.
Coach/admin? says what a great kid/worker he is, Sister/cousin? wore Utah, sister/cousin? wore Oregon, TH puts both hats on. Takes both hats off. Awkward 60 second wait, Mom waddles out in FSU shirt with the Indian drums blaring doing the @Swaye chop with four gnarly Garfield cheerleaders leading her in waving pom-poms. Pan to Coach/admin doing the @Swaye chop. RSD may be wrong. That was awkward and possibly gayer than snowboard.
Not @theknowledge, but TreShaun brought his sisters to the podium, Mom said she didn't want to go up there. Seemed to walk out. Then he put on a Utah beanie as one of his sister's unzipped her sweatshirt to show the Utah shirt. Did the same with an Oregon hat, not a beanie this time, as his other sister unzipped her sweatshirt. Then finally the FSU @Swaye song came over the loudspeaker and his mom walked out with an FSU shirt on as he announced he was going to FSU.
I can't believe I watched the whole thing, either.
That was a lot more painful and awkward than gay. Snowboard was gayest but that was definitely one of the most painful, awkward, and forced things I've ever seen on a signing day.
That was a lot more painful and awkward than gay. Snowboard was gayest but that was definitely one of the most painful, awkward, and forced things I've ever seen on a signing day.
At least gay snowboard is at Stanford where he can fall back on that amazing degree. Harrison is going 3,000 miles away to FSU where they just signed 4 other WR's and will no doubt over recruit the shit out of that position with other elite playmakers over the next couple years. Slick and FSU will have no problem at all telling Tre to go fuck himself when they need his scholarship to sign more 4 and 5-star WR's.
Seeing as he pissed off every other school who recruited him on the west coast I have a feeling we're gonna see Harrison join the rest of the P5 castoffs and burnouts on the Lane Train at FAU in a couple years. Who knows, maybe Joey Thomas will find his way to Boca and join the FAU staff as a highly coveted a$$i$tant!
You could tell they were sitting around the dining room table talking about what would be a cool way of announcing, but really didn't practice it at all. Garfield has a long history of cheerleaders who should probably be starting on the offensive or defensive lines. This year is no different.
Fuck you guys. Wedington's commitment video was one of the best I've seen. Tre'shaun's skit was by far the worst and the gayest. Seemed like something a 3rd grader would come up with and was just awkward as fuck and looked unprepared.
You are gay as fuck if you think that Johnny Tsunami snowboarding video was cool.
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No.
I take it back.
Nothing gayer than snowboard.
I can't believe I watched the whole thing, either.
Seeing as he pissed off every other school who recruited him on the west coast I have a feeling we're gonna see Harrison join the rest of the P5 castoffs and burnouts on the Lane Train at FAU in a couple years. Who knows, maybe Joey Thomas will find his way to Boca and join the FAU staff as a highly coveted a$$i$tant!