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UWhuskytskeet

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AZDuck

They're just waiting for their Schnellenberger. Everyone says so.

Mosster47

Football is the unfortunate time before basketball season starts in Tucson.

CuntWaffle

When I'm drunk at 2AM there's no better time to try and upsell me some Arizona football tickets with my cheesy gordita crunch.

Pitchfork51

Fuck u of a but if we're bashing taco Bell I'm out.

CuntWaffle

Pitchfork51 said:

Fuck u of a but if we're bashing taco Bell I'm out.

Taco Bell will always be the guilty pleasure of Americans for fast food. It's a place where everyone jokes about with their friends "hah yea I can't even remember the last time I had Taco Bell" but sometimes when your starving and lazy there is something about the beef and chicken mucus party wrapped in a shittt tortilla that hits the fucking spot.

The repricussions of 10 minutes after it goes down is another story though.

Pitchfork51

CuntWaffle said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Fuck u of a but if we're bashing taco Bell I'm out.

Taco Bell will always be the guilty pleasure of Americans for fast food. It's a place where everyone jokes about with their friends "hah yea I can't even remember the last time I had Taco Bell" but sometimes when your starving and lazy there is something about the beef and chicken mucus party wrapped in a shittt tortilla that hits the fucking spot.

The repricussions of 10 minutes after it goes down is another story though.

That's an incredibly accurate description

Pitchfork51

I would enjoy a list of PAC 12 schools as taco Bell menu items

AZDuck

Pitchfork51 said:

I would enjoy a list of PAC 12 schools as taco Bell menu items

get to work then

WilburHooksHands

"Fuck man how gone was I last night?"

"Bro you bought 4 tickets to Zona-UCLA"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

2001400ex

CuntWaffle said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Fuck u of a but if we're bashing taco Bell I'm out.

Taco Bell will always be the guilty pleasure of Americans for fast food. It's a place where everyone jokes about with their friends "hah yea I can't even remember the last time I had Taco Bell" but sometimes when your starving and lazy there is something about the beef and chicken mucus party wrapped in a shittt tortilla that hits the fucking spot.

The repricussions of 10 minutes after it goes down is another story though.

Are you saying taco Bell is like mopeds and fat girls?

doogie

That would be an E Montana burger stand

dnc

Pitchfork51 said:

I would enjoy a list of PAC 12 schools as taco Bell menu items

Spent two years on payroll at The Bell (ILTCTBTB) in HS and two more in college, so I assume that makes me TB (lol!) superiority guy around here.

Arizona - Meximelt: Small, cheesy, and completely irrelevant.
Arizona State - Chili Cheese Burrito: Like a Meximelt but bigger, sexier, and more likely to give you a disease.
Cal - Seven layer burrito: Colorful and healthy, this item sounds good in theory but nobody actually enjoys it. Also TOO HIGH on the menu.
Colorado - Grilled stuft burrito: Good once every 20 years or so.
Oregon - Mountain dew: Really popular among young people with no jobs, originally green and yellow, now comes in far too many varieties for even it's most diehard fans. Popularity may have peaked.
Oregon State - Sierra Mist: Wishes it was a Mountain Dew.
USC - Crunchy taco supreme: The flagship product, when it's at its best there's nothing better this restaurant has to offer. Likely to break before the meal starts though.
UCLA - Soft taco supreme. Like USC only way softer.
Stanford - Power menu bowl: Tasty, healthy takes pride in its strength, but a little too Asian. Always a winner, never a champion.
Utah - Mexican pizza. Good item, doesn't really belong here.
Washington - Bean burrito. Probably your safest bet when you're not in the mood for a taco.
Washington State - Breakfast soft taco. Why do you even exist?

Pitchfork51

dnc said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I would enjoy a list of PAC 12 schools as taco Bell menu items

Spent two years on payroll at The Bell (ILTCTBTB) in HS and two more in college, so I assume that makes me TB (lol!) superiority guy around here.

Arizona - Meximelt: Small, cheesy, and completely irrelevant.
Arizona State - Chili Cheese Burrito: Like a Meximelt but bigger, sexier, and more likely to give you a disease.
Cal - Seven layer burrito: Colorful and healthy, this item sounds good in theory but nobody actually enjoys it. Also TOO HIGH on the menu.
Colorado - Grilled stuft burrito: Good once every 20 years or so.
Oregon - Mountain dew: Really popular among young people with no jobs, originally green and yellow, now comes in far too many varieties for even it's most diehard fans. Popularity may have peaked.
Oregon State - Sierra Mist: Wishes it was a Mountain Dew.
USC - Crunchy taco supreme: The flagship product, when it's at its best there's nothing better this restaurant has to offer. Likely to break before the meal starts though.
UCLA - Soft taco supreme. Like USC only way softer.
Stanford - Power menu bowl: Tasty, healthy takes pride in its strength, but a little too Asian. Always a winner, never a champion.
Utah - Mexican pizza. Good item, doesn't really belong here.
Washington - Bean burrito. Probably your safest bet when you're not in the mood for a taco.
Washington State - Breakfast soft taco. Why do you even exist?

Good stuff.

As an aside I pretty much lived on the original grilled stuft burrito for a year in college. It was like 2.50 and was enough for most of the day.


I feel the double decker is the most underrated item.

Also that ucla is the burrito supreme- if you look at the ingredients it should theoretically be good but once you take one bite it just turns into a useless sloppy mess

Also for uw I'm sure there was an item that disappeared off the menu for 15 years you doog

theknowledge

dnc said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I would enjoy a list of PAC 12 schools as taco Bell menu items

Spent two years on payroll at The Bell (ILTCTBTB) in HS and two more in college, so I assume that makes me TB (lol!) superiority guy around here.

Arizona - Meximelt: Small, cheesy, and completely irrelevant.
Arizona State - Chili Cheese Burrito: Like a Meximelt but bigger, sexier, and more likely to give you a disease.
Cal - Seven layer burrito: Colorful and healthy, this item sounds good in theory but nobody actually enjoys it. Also TOO HIGH on the menu.
Colorado - Grilled stuft burrito: Good once every 20 years or so.
Oregon - Mountain dew: Really popular among young people with no jobs, originally green and yellow, now comes in far too many varieties for even it's most diehard fans. Popularity may have peaked.
Oregon State - Sierra Mist: Wishes it was a Mountain Dew.
USC - Crunchy taco supreme: The flagship product, when it's at its best there's nothing better this restaurant has to offer. Likely to break before the meal starts though.
UCLA - Soft taco supreme. Like USC only way softer.
Stanford - Power menu bowl: Tasty, healthy takes pride in its strength, but a little too Asian. Always a winner, never a champion.
Utah - Mexican pizza. Good item, doesn't really belong here.
Washington - Bean burrito. Probably your safest bet when you're not in the mood for a taco.
Washington State - Breakfast soft taco. Why do you even exist?

USC and UCLA made me Laff. Well done.

whlinder

Taco Bell confessional: I have never in my entire life stepped foot inside one or had a single bite of food from one.

dnc

whlinder said:

Taco Bell confessional: I have never in my entire life stepped foot inside one or had a single bite of food from one.

89ute

It's sad to see how far Arizona football has fallen.

picalogestabo

Eating Taco Bell in Tucson is like eating at the Olive Garden while in Italy.

Gladstone

whlinder said:

Taco Bell confessional: I have never in my entire life stepped foot inside one or had a single bite of food from one.

wtf?

Pitchfork51

whlinder said:

Taco Bell confessional: I have never in my entire life stepped foot inside one or had a single bite of food from one.

Your daughter has though.

Ask her if she enjoys her chalupas xl or not