Your favorite Sark quotes

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I'm starting to compile a list of the fucktarded things Sark has said over the last 4.5 years. I'm especially looking for things where he said something followed up by a shitty result. Something like the "house money" quote when the team was 6-1 and went on to lose 4 out of 5 or the "premier defensive coordinator in 'Merica" who then produced worse defenses than anything Ty put on the field.

Ready? Go!

TierbsHsotBoobs

I'm hearing that the Seattle Times has an excellent search function.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

I'm hearing that the Seattle Times has an excellent search function.

Huh?

dnc

Penalties are the most overrated stat followed by 15 penalties for 110 yards against Cal.

LoneStarDawg

that damn "the new offense de-emphasizes the priority on OL" statement he made at the beginning of the year.

- the offense falls apart because KP is getting his ass handed to himself again because of no protection.
AND
- magically we're still neglecting OL in recruiting and it'll only get worse

Gladstone

"This won't take long."

sarktastic

"We're finally in a position to contend for the North championship.... not only this year but for years to come."

SweatpantsGeneral

"This is the best coaching staff in America" introducing them at a Husky BBall game. The only good one left and he fired the entire defensive staff 3 years later.

dnc

Woof

CuntWaffle

"Sometimes I like to flick my boner then stick it in battery acid"

RoadDawg55

I have never found this quote again, but I distinctly remember in 2011 when USC had Woods and Lee tearing it up at WR, Sark actually said that after QB, WR is the next most important position, and that it is vital to have threats on the outside.

More Sark quotes:
Rebuild will be completed sooner than later.
Won't lose a game at home in 2010.
Best OL he has had before 2012 opener.
James Atoe has the potential to be a top 5 pick.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

"That's not who we are" - Said every time we lose a game in plunger fashion.

Swaye

The fuck is a Seattle Times?

greenblood

"It's about the journey"

"The final score isn't indicative of where we are as a program"

AEB

It was Randy Hart's fault ...or something like that

[Deleted User]

Any quote where he referred to last years 7-6 team as a 9-4 team has to rank up there.

digits

He said this about every fucking day of the week leading up to the Stanford, UNike, & ASU games, and I just read that he said it yet again today: "We’re a good football team."

THIS fucking guy. Just because you say things, do not make them so. You have to go out and prove that you're a good football team with your play, not your words. Stop talking. Christ.

RoadDawg55

Joe Stephanson said:

He said this about every fucking day of the week leading up to the Stanford, UNike, & ASU games, and I just read that he said it yet again today: "We’re a good football team."

THIS fucking guy. Just because you say things, do not make them so. You have to go out and prove that you're a good football team with your play, not your words. Stop talking. Christ.

I remember him saying the same thing last year as well.

The_Undertaker

My favorite Sark quote is his annual "we are a tough football team... physical brand of football... proud of our toughness... yada yada yada" before the season. It is usually followed by a season of crappy line play, a half season of pass happy laterals offense, until a 3 game losing streak after which Sark is forced to run the ball.
Actually we didn't get that one this year. Freaking up tempo was the new trend.

PurpleJ

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Any quote where he referred to last years 7-6 team as a 9-4 team has to rank up there.

I don't deal in hypotheticals.

digits

From 11.7.13 (Why practice in Dempsey today?) “The wind and the film and all that stuff again. It’s not supposed to be windy Saturday, but there was a high-wind alert coming in today, so we just felt like it was the right thing to do.”