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doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
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I bet this gets you harder than dnc can

http://ijr.com/the-declaration/2017/08/954471-mattis-just-took-unannounced-trip-isiss-doorstep-personally-tell-theyre-die/
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,490 Founders Club
    I fucking love this guy. So nice to finally have a fighter in charge of the fighters.
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  • SoutherndawgSoutherndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,297 Founders Club

    The plane has been retired but the point is still valid

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM
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  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Could come out of retirement and still kick SEC ass
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,490 Founders Club
    Southerndawg said:


    The plane has been retired but the point is still valid

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM

    Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Swaye said:

    Southerndawg said:


    The plane has been retired but the point is still valid

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM

    Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.
    I think the Iranians are still flying theirs
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  • SoutherndawgSoutherndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,297 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Southerndawg said:


    The plane has been retired but the point is still valid

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM

    Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.
    Totally agree, especially the B and D models.
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  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233
    Swaye said:

    Southerndawg said:


    The plane has been retired but the point is still valid

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM

    Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.
    I rank the F15 ahead of the F14. I've flown neither so my opinion is pretty close to worthless.
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  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233
    Swaye said:

    dflea said:

    Swaye said:

    Southerndawg said:


    The plane has been retired but the point is still valid

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM

    Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.
    I rank the F15 ahead of the F14. I've flown neither so my opinion is pretty close to worthless.
    The F-14 is the plane all the girls wanted to bang, and all the guys wanted to be. F-15 is what faggy Air Farce guys flew. I was lucky enough to get a couple hours of stick time in an F-14 on a weapons det to El Centro once. Fucking awesome. This is back when we had gas to actually fly and train. So much you could even take a schlub F-18 guy up and let him bore holes in the sky. Not telling you what I had to do to get that ride, but it was sexually disgusting. Preemptive fuck your WTF Boobs.
    Which one wins a dogfight - with pilots of equal skill?

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  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    edited August 2017
    dflea said:

    Swaye said:

    dflea said:

    Swaye said:

    Southerndawg said:


    The plane has been retired but the point is still valid

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM

    Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.
    I rank the F15 ahead of the F14. I've flown neither so my opinion is pretty close to worthless.
    The F-14 is the plane all the girls wanted to bang, and all the guys wanted to be. F-15 is what faggy Air Farce guys flew. I was lucky enough to get a couple hours of stick time in an F-14 on a weapons det to El Centro once. Fucking awesome. This is back when we had gas to actually fly and train. So much you could even take a schlub F-18 guy up and let him bore holes in the sky. Not telling you what I had to do to get that ride, but it was sexually disgusting. Preemptive fuck your WTF Boobs.
    Which one wins a dogfight - with pilots of equal skill?

    jeZuZ fukk - this should be poasted in Ask The Orkin Man
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  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233
    Swaye said:

    dflea said:

    Swaye said:

    dflea said:

    Swaye said:

    Southerndawg said:


    The plane has been retired but the point is still valid

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM

    Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.
    I rank the F15 ahead of the F14. I've flown neither so my opinion is pretty close to worthless.
    The F-14 is the plane all the girls wanted to bang, and all the guys wanted to be. F-15 is what faggy Air Farce guys flew. I was lucky enough to get a couple hours of stick time in an F-14 on a weapons det to El Centro once. Fucking awesome. This is back when we had gas to actually fly and train. So much you could even take a schlub F-18 guy up and let him bore holes in the sky. Not telling you what I had to do to get that ride, but it was sexually disgusting. Preemptive fuck your WTF Boobs.
    Which one wins a dogfight - with pilots of equal skill?

    Edge to the F-15. F-14 bleeds energy well (energy loss is a huge thing because the whole deal with A2A is who can bleed energy the best and get their nose around onto the other guy), but the F-15 is primarily a single seat fighter, whereas the 14 is dual. F-14 is slower, a little less nimble, and heavier (dual seats AND landing gear that can handle the carrier). What made the F-14 so bad ass in it's day was it's radar, and the fact it could carry 6 Phoenix missiles. In a 1V1 fight, you take the F-15, in a major war with multiple bogeys in a 4V4 formation, you take the F-14 every time.

    None of this matters anymore though. There will never be another up close and personal F-4 vs. MiG fight. Nowadays with low radar cross sections, unreal radars, and A2A missiles that can reach out and touch someone, he who sees the other guy first (via radar) wins. Dogfights are now fought without ever seeing the other plane with the naked eye. Weird.

    I feel I need to caveat giving the Strike Eagle the victory...Bach is more musically intricate than Motorhead. Who got laid more, Lemmy or Bach? Fuck yeah! F-14 all day er'y day!
    That's the word I was looking for. I don't give a fuck about what chicks think of the F14, but if the Red Man says Tomcat, then the F15 can fuck right the hell off.
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,808 Founders Club
    WilburHooksHands said:

    Please tell me your callsign was Tonto.

    Somewhere on one of the boreds Swaye told us about his call sign. Can't remember all the details but it was locker room stuff playing on something to insult
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    RaceBannon said:

    WilburHooksHands said:

    Please tell me your callsign was Tonto.

    Somewhere on one of the boreds Swaye told us about his call sign. Can't remember all the details but it was locker room stuff playing on something to insult
    One was blue and the other was something about being dumb if I remember correctly
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    edited August 2017
    Swaye said:

    I was first called Wedge because that's the simplest tool in the shed. And I barely passed Aerodynamics in flight school. I'm dumb. True. Next was Blue, from the movie Old School, because some thought it very likely i would die while naked oil wrestling two chicks. Also true.

    I figured you just look like this guy

    image

    Rotn in here
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