Washington State Patrol is hiring

RaceBannon

I posted at 3:02 and you reply at 3:05

Who is the eager beaver?

2001400ex

RaceBannon said:

I posted at 3:02 and you reply at 3:05

Who is the eager beaver?

Your mom had an eager Beaver.

Pitchfork51

2001400ex said:

RaceBannon said:

I posted at 3:02 and you reply at 3:05

Who is the eager beaver?

Your mom had an eager Beaver.

Classy post. Classy poster.

RedRocket

doogie said:

But, they don't seem to want any smart people.

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/washington-state-patrol-criticized-after-recruitment-ad-shows-up-on-breitbart-news/

“We’re not buying ad space on Breitbart News,” State Patrol spokesman Kyle Moore said Tuesday. “It was a Facebook ad that followed the user.”

You should apply. You're stupid enough and I bet the pay is better than the commission you're currently making off your clients. You'll get paid to be an asshole full time instead of doing it pro bono part-time on message boards.

doogie

Too old. Not sensitive enuff.

dflea

doogie said:

Too old. Not sensitive enuff.

That, and you're a huge pussy.

Bad_MotherDucker

Since we're cop bashing the absolute fucking worst are the bull dykes. Pissed off at all males and have a sadistic tendency to use their fucking badge to avenge their shitty life growing up.

The day before my 21st birthday this PDX cunt with a military buzz cut stops me walking home from Plaid Pantry with a Mickey's 40 in my grocery bag. Broad daylight, 2 blocks from my house, unopened, and I had zero liquor in my system. She writes me a MIP and cackles that if it were tomorrow I would be on my way with no citation.

I was 19 getting road helmet in the front seat of my car from a 17 yr old girl. Just as I'm about to spiderweb her face a loud thumping noise on my window brings it to a quick halt. After pulling ourselves together I roll the window down and the ugliest bull dyke mug barks at me to show her my ID and the girl's ID. After checking out our IDs she asks me to get out. I of course ask why, and she goes fucking ballistic. After her rage I get out and she cuff and stuffs me in the back of the squad car. I ask why I'm being detained and she claims I was raping this girl when she stopped it (insert WTF gif here). I start laughing and tell her sure run my ass in because we both know that ain't sticking. She then spends the next 20 min trying to get me to confess to sodomy of a minor. I tell her I'm not answering any of her questions without my attorney present. She finally lets me go, but won't let me take the girl home. I get in the car and leave the girl with the cop. Girl was pissed because cop took her home and explained to her parents what happened. She didn't give good BJs anyway so no big loss

Cool story, bro. Fuck Off

PurpleThrobber

salemcoog said:

Noone cares when white female yoga instructors without police records ( see priviliged) are gunned down by police.

Only when it happens to black males that have wrap sheets 2 blocks long is when the real outrage gets rollin.

But liberals aren't #conditioned, REALLY they aren't.

I thought about this for six hours.

White female yoga instructors.

You know why.

Sledog

I'd bet more than 81% of the poasters here couldn't pass the background and polygraph or psych test let alone the drug test.

Swaye

Bad_MotherDucker said:

Since we're cop bashing the absolute fucking worst are the bull dykes. Pissed off at all males and have a sadistic tendency to use their fucking badge to avenge their shitty life growing up.

The day before my 21st birthday this PDX cunt with a military buzz cut stops me walking home from Plaid Pantry with a Mickey's 40 in my grocery bag. Broad daylight, 2 blocks from my house, unopened, and I had zero liquor in my system. She writes me a MIP and cackles that if it were tomorrow I would be on my way with no citation.

I was 19 getting road helmet in the front seat of my car from a 17 yr old girl. Just as I'm about to spiderweb her face a loud thumping noise on my window brings it to a quick halt. After pulling ourselves together I roll the window down and the ugliest bull dyke mug barks at me to show her my ID and the girl's ID. After checking out our IDs she asks me to get out. I of course ask why, and she goes fucking ballistic. After her rage I get out and she cuff and stuffs me in the back of the squad car. I ask why I'm being detained and she claims I was raping this girl when she stopped it (insert WTF gif here). I start laughing and tell her sure run my ass in because we both know that ain't sticking. She then spends the next 20 min trying to get me to confess to sodomy of a minor. I tell her I'm not answering any of her questions without my attorney present. She finally lets me go, but won't let me take the girl home. I get in the car and leave the girl with the cop. Girl was pissed because cop took her home and explained to her parents what happened. She didn't give good BJs anyway so no big loss

Cool story, bro. Fuck Off

Having my morning coffee while reading stories like this is why I keep coming back. Beats the shit out of CNN.