Pac-12 Teams as GoT Houses

ThomasFremont

1. USC - House Lannister: money, power, red, yellow. Kick out the alcoholics (eventually). Always disappointing their dads.

2. UCLA - House Tyrell: lots of money, but soft as fuck.

3. ASU - Sand Snakes: it's hot and the chicks will poison you.

4. Arizona - House Martell: it's hot and the chicks will poison you. Is there really a difference?

5. Utah - Wildlings: there's like one cool one, and the rest can LEAVE!!1! my conference.

6. Colorado - House Arryn: they're in the mountains and they suck. Except recently, kinda. Nah they suck.

7. Stanford - House Hightower: can't ever blame a kid that decides to get that Citadel education.

8. Cal - The Golden Company: big time rep, but they're just working off the stadium debt.

9. whOregon(lulz) - House Baratheon: had the throne, but sucked as soon as they lost the fat guy.

10. Beavs - House Frey: sure, they might ruin your season. But nobody takes them seriously.

11. Cuogs - House Greyjoy: ARRRRRRR!!1! Swing your sword!

12. UW - House Stark: King in da North! Tend to die in a fucking fire when we? go South.






Speaking of the South...*SPOILER ALERT*









13. Bama - House Targaryen: Roll Tide!

Gladstone

Pitchfork51

I am shitfaced drunk in Santa monica

Edwin_Bambino

ThomasFremont said:

1. USC - House Lannister: money, power, red, yellow. Kick out the alcoholics (eventually). Always disappointing their dads.

2. UCLA - House Tyrell: lots of money, but soft as fuck.

3. ASU - Sand Snakes: it's hot and the chicks will poison you.

4. Arizona - House Martell: it's hot and the chicks will poison you. Is there really a difference?

5. Utah - Wildlings: there's like one cool one, and the rest can LEAVE!!1! my conference.

6. Colorado - House Arryn: they're in the mountains and they suck. Except recently, kinda. Nah they suck.

7. Stanford - House Hightower: can't ever blame a kid that decides to get that Citadel education.

8. Cal - The Golden Company: big time rep, but they're just working off the stadium debt.

9. whOregon(lulz) - House Baratheon: had the throne, but sucked as soon as they lost the fat guy.

10. Beavs - House Frey: sure, they might ruin your season. But nobody takes them seriously.

11. Cuogs - House Greyjoy: ARRRRRRR!!1! Swing your sword!

12. UW - House Stark: King in da North! Tend to die in a fucking fire when we? go South.






Speaking of the South...*SPOILER ALERT*









13. Bama - House Targaryen: Roll Tide!

House Hightower isn't a real house!!!!! Don't make up GOT shit!!!!

AZDuck

Edwin_Bambino said:

ThomasFremont said:

1. USC - House Lannister: money, power, red, yellow. Kick out the alcoholics (eventually). Always disappointing their dads.

2. UCLA - House Tyrell: lots of money, but soft as fuck.

3. ASU - Sand Snakes: it's hot and the chicks will poison you.

4. Arizona - House Martell: it's hot and the chicks will poison you. Is there really a difference?

5. Utah - Wildlings: there's like one cool one, and the rest can LEAVE!!1! my conference.

6. Colorado - House Arryn: they're in the mountains and they suck. Except recently, kinda. Nah they suck.

7. Stanford - House Hightower: can't ever blame a kid that decides to get that Citadel education.

8. Cal - The Golden Company: big time rep, but they're just working off the stadium debt.

9. whOregon(lulz) - House Baratheon: had the throne, but sucked as soon as they lost the fat guy.

10. Beavs - House Frey: sure, they might ruin your season. But nobody takes them seriously.

11. Cuogs - House Greyjoy: ARRRRRRR!!1! Swing your sword!

12. UW - House Stark: King in da North! Tend to die in a fucking fire when we? go South.






Speaking of the South...*SPOILER ALERT*









13. Bama - House Targaryen: Roll Tide!

House Hightower isn't a real house!!!!! Don't make up GOT shit!!!!

They are in da bookz

Swaye

AZDuck said:

Edwin_Bambino said:

ThomasFremont said:

1. USC - House Lannister: money, power, red, yellow. Kick out the alcoholics (eventually). Always disappointing their dads.

2. UCLA - House Tyrell: lots of money, but soft as fuck.

3. ASU - Sand Snakes: it's hot and the chicks will poison you.

4. Arizona - House Martell: it's hot and the chicks will poison you. Is there really a difference?

5. Utah - Wildlings: there's like one cool one, and the rest can LEAVE!!1! my conference.

6. Colorado - House Arryn: they're in the mountains and they suck. Except recently, kinda. Nah they suck.

7. Stanford - House Hightower: can't ever blame a kid that decides to get that Citadel education.

8. Cal - The Golden Company: big time rep, but they're just working off the stadium debt.

9. whOregon(lulz) - House Baratheon: had the throne, but sucked as soon as they lost the fat guy.

10. Beavs - House Frey: sure, they might ruin your season. But nobody takes them seriously.

11. Cuogs - House Greyjoy: ARRRRRRR!!1! Swing your sword!

12. UW - House Stark: King in da North! Tend to die in a fucking fire when we? go South.






Speaking of the South...*SPOILER ALERT*









13. Bama - House Targaryen: Roll Tide!

House Hightower isn't a real house!!!!! Don't make up GOT shit!!!!

They are in da bookz

I can't read to confirm. Will trust you. Always risky.

FireCohen

Swaye said:

AZDuck said:

Edwin_Bambino said:

ThomasFremont said:

1. USC - House Lannister: money, power, red, yellow. Kick out the alcoholics (eventually). Always disappointing their dads.

2. UCLA - House Tyrell: lots of money, but soft as fuck.

3. ASU - Sand Snakes: it's hot and the chicks will poison you.

4. Arizona - House Martell: it's hot and the chicks will poison you. Is there really a difference?

5. Utah - Wildlings: there's like one cool one, and the rest can LEAVE!!1! my conference.

6. Colorado - House Arryn: they're in the mountains and they suck. Except recently, kinda. Nah they suck.

7. Stanford - House Hightower: can't ever blame a kid that decides to get that Citadel education.

8. Cal - The Golden Company: big time rep, but they're just working off the stadium debt.

9. whOregon(lulz) - House Baratheon: had the throne, but sucked as soon as they lost the fat guy.

10. Beavs - House Frey: sure, they might ruin your season. But nobody takes them seriously.

11. Cuogs - House Greyjoy: ARRRRRRR!!1! Swing your sword!

12. UW - House Stark: King in da North! Tend to die in a fucking fire when we? go South.






Speaking of the South...*SPOILER ALERT*









13. Bama - House Targaryen: Roll Tide!

House Hightower isn't a real house!!!!! Don't make up GOT shit!!!!

They are in da bookz

I can't read to confirm. Will trust you. Always risky.

Hurtful

CheersWestDawg

Cal is still too high.

haie

The coog is Walder Frey. Case closed. End of discussion.

BearsWiin

Cal is fucking House Mormont, you idoits. Minor house long past its glory days that nobody gives a shit about anymore. They take themselves more seriously than anybody else does. And their sigil is a fucking bear, a creepy bear, at least we think it's a bear

PurpleBaze

WCWCOTT? WSB...

gmo

Teams Teamas

Pitchfork51

Came here to comment but see I apparently have said all that needs to be said

doogville

Really need pup to come take a needed dump on this thread

FremontTroll

BearsWiin said:

Cal is fucking House Mormont, you idoits. Minor house long past its glory days that nobody gives a shit about anymore. They take themselves more seriously than anybody else does. And their sigil is a fucking bear, a creepy bear, at least we think it's a bear

Cal rules its own little (commie) island, is led by a chick, and its former leader didn't have the money to compete with his rivals and was thus exiled.